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It's gonna be garbage, right? Harrison Ford is fuckin 80 years old and looked tired of acting in the Star Wars sequels. I can't imagine it will be anything more than the usual soulless Disney crap. Whatever I'm probably gonna see it, summer popcorn flicks are usually fun. I'm really looking forward to Mission Impossible though.
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Harrison Ford is 20 years older than Sean Connery was for Last Crusade
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Jun 28, 2023 21:18
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Isn't this the one where they used computer magic to make him look less old so he looks like a spry 65 year old life long smoker?
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Jun 28, 2023 21:20
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Can’t wait to see how Harrison Ford negotiated a deal to reprise a role and then have his character die an hour into the movie. “We’re back, Shortround.” *Camera pans back as Indy falls off the train while deboarding and immediately dies, then Shortround picks up his hat and puts it on*
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Jun 28, 2023 21:20
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Or I guess Shia LeBeuf could be the new Indy too, unless we’re still pretending that movie never happened.
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Jun 28, 2023 21:21
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Just make Milla Jovovich new Indiana Jones imo
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Jun 28, 2023 21:29
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Rugikiki posted:Harrison Ford is 20 years older than Sean Connery was for Last Crusade Yeah but ford got that holy goblet that gives him all that life so he should still be really young. Oh, wait no he let it get away like a loser. lol.
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Jun 28, 2023 21:40
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I'm gonna see it and hopefully it's fun. 
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Jun 28, 2023 21:40
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Trilldiana 🅱ones and the Dizzial of Dizzestiny
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Jun 28, 2023 21:41
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just make Milla Jovovich new Indiana Jones imo many people are saying this
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Jun 28, 2023 21:42
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it’s an okay dish soap but not sure why he put it in such a pedestal
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Jun 28, 2023 21:47
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Indiana blows and so does their chili spaghetti I'll take one of those big rear end pork schnitzels tho
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Jun 28, 2023 21:48
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indy perished in the refrigerator and the rest of crystal skull took place fully within his mind as chemical brain death ran its course
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Jun 28, 2023 21:54
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also the kid was not indiana's, confirmed by a dna test, not that indy lived to see it
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Jun 28, 2023 21:56
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by the way, wasn't indiana jones a kid diddler? i'm no loremaster but i seem to recall something to that effect in the original trilogy. like padme and anakin, georgie can't resist a steamy grooming plot line.
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Jun 28, 2023 21:58
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Bad Purchase posted:by the way, wasn't indiana jones a kid diddler? i'm no loremaster but i seem to recall something to that effect in the original trilogy. like padme and anakin, georgie can't resist a steamy grooming plot line. I just watched Raiders and Temple and there was nothing like this. Not sure about Crusade though but seems unlikely.
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Jun 28, 2023 22:00
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MoonshineWilly posted:Or I guess Shia LeBeuf could be the new Indy too, unless we’re still pretending that movie never happened. Fleabag is the new Indy, or was gonna be until the "that's capitalism" line was in the trailer Peggy Edson posted:I just watched Raiders and Temple and there was nothing like this. Not sure about Crusade though but seems unlikely. "I was a child! I was in love! It was wrong and you knew it!" - Marion Ravenwood, in Raiders
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Jun 28, 2023 22:01
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Indy and Marion were inappropriate, but only like Eric Clapton inappropriate. Indy didn't go full Steven Tyler  EDIT just watched the trailer, certainly more interesting than The Crystal Skull  Also really into Mads as an Indy Bad Guy 
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MoonshineWilly posted:Or I guess Shia LeBeuf could be the new Indy too, unless we’re still pretending that movie never happened. You might want to sit down.
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Jun 28, 2023 22:06
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Ville Valo posted:"I was a child! I was in love! It was wrong and you knew it!" - Marion Ravenwood, in Raiders yeah, this rings a bell, the woman he had a history with and rescues / helps rescue from the nazis implied that he had been romantically involved with her when she was underage googled it, and here's what some wiki says: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marion_Ravenwood posted:Marion entered into a relationship with Indiana Jones during this time (when she was 15, according to the novelization of Raiders of the Lost Ark). Jones abruptly left the Ravenwoods in 1926; Marion was about 16 or 17 years old when the relationship ended, and Jones was 27, ten years her senior. Later in her life, Marion chastised Jones, stating, "I was a child! I was in love! It was wrong and you knew it!" Jones showed little remorse and simply replied, "You knew what you were doing." definitely a creep
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Jun 28, 2023 22:08
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Marion being SUPER young (like, 12) was *apparently* one of Lucas' earlier ideas that thankfully never made it into the final script, but this could just be hersay
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indy wears a dumb hat, an elaborate adventurer outfit complete with a whip, and flirts with women 10 years younger than him i think he might've been one of those pick up artists in his 20s probably one of the early pioneers of building kino he went on to have a long career of punching and shooting nazis, so maybe he's not a total villain, but more of an antihero
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Fatkraken posted:Marion being SUPER young (like, 12) was *apparently* one of Lucas' earlier ideas that thankfully never made it into the final script, but this could just be hersay polygon posted:Lawrence Kasdan: I like it if they already had a relationship at one point. Because then you don't have to build it. ...um yeah. Hollywoods sort of hosed up.
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Ville Valo posted:"I was a child! I was in love! It was wrong and you knew it!" - Marion Ravenwood, in Raiders Oh yep you're right lmao. Welp
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Jun 28, 2023 22:50
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It's god Mads and also Indy punching Nazis again. So it might be good.
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Indiana Jones is a code name anyone can be Indy
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pro starcraft loser posted:It's god Mads and also Indy punching Nazis again. Well yeah, if it has Indy punching nazis it can't be all bad at least.
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dr_rat posted:Well yeah, if it has Indy punching nazis it can't be all bad at least. Positive for Indy punching Nazis Super positive for the right wingers crying that Indy is, indeed, punching Nazis.
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dr_rat posted:It was reported on quite a bit, and yeah while they were brainstorming lucas wanted her to be 12 apparently.  well then I learned something today
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Jun 28, 2023 23:09
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Indiana Jones and the Age of Consent
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Oh yeah indiana jones ia canonically a pedophile same way james bond is a mass murdering rapist
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does lucas still own indiana jones or did it get sold off by now? maybe a new owner can just retcon all that stuff away.
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Fatkraken posted:Marion being SUPER young (like, 12) was *apparently* one of Lucas' earlier ideas that thankfully never made it into the final script, but this could just be hersay If Lucas had his way it would have been Indiana Smith: Raiders of the Panty Drawer
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Jun 28, 2023 23:20
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Sell that poo poo to Disney and make a franchise about Statename Joneses as an organization. Could easily hammer out a dozen movies at least
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Jun 28, 2023 23:21
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Utah Jones and the magical mormon rock
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Indiana Groooooms!
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I hope my favorite character, Mutt, will put in a good showing in it
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California Jones and The Bong of Doom
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It's fascinating how playing Indy's son broke Shia LaBoof's brain.
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Colonel Cancer posted:California Jones and The Bong of Doom 
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