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AND HOW FKN BAD rear end THEY ARE!! Now those are some majestic mother fuckers ey byob
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# ? Jul 1, 2023 20:59 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 09:54 |
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they're very large they're so very large that if you've never physically seen one in person, you really can't comprehend how large they are these things take one look at your latest FORD F7-69 SUPERCOCK HARD LOAD MEGA DUTY TACTICAL ASSAULT GRUNDLE EDITION pickup truck, and go "yeah? you wanna loving GO?" and your engine immediately stalls out and pisses itself. |
# ? Jul 1, 2023 22:26 |
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huh? some sort of deer??
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# ? Jul 1, 2023 22:28 |
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Zoya posted:they're very large lol |
# ? Jul 1, 2023 22:45 |
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they seem cool but I never seent one in person. I love pretty north but not that far north.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 22:56 |
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A møøse once bit my sister |
# ? Jul 3, 2023 00:12 |
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google THIS posted:A møøse once bit my sister Was the moose alright?? |
# ? Jul 3, 2023 01:33 |
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i was once at grand tetons national park and there was a mother moose with calf spotted right by one of the visitor centers and the rangers were (rightly) treating it with the same gravity as if it was an escaped velociraptor by creating a safe perimeter. i did get to see the baby moose from a safe distance and it was gigantic and a really cute light caramel color. |
# ? Jul 3, 2023 08:28 |
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pov: you're about to die
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 15:12 |
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FutonForensic posted:pov: you're about to die Weird looking camel. Forest camel? |
# ? Jul 3, 2023 15:54 |
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Saoshyant posted:Was the moose alright?? It needed a good flossing to get all the bits of sister flesh out of its teeth and it sustained minor trample damage to the left forehoof but it'll pull through |
# ? Jul 3, 2023 17:15 |
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In an alternate universe, where Bambi is a moose, his mother strides up to a terrified hunter and drops a bullet at his feet, having caught it in her teeth. "This yours?" she asks in a gravelly voice. |
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i heard they grow feathers on their unicorns and it all scales off in spring when the moose sheds its snakeskin to grow bigger | |
# ? Jul 3, 2023 17:55 |
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FutonForensic posted:pov: you're about to die a badass death! e; also come on they're cute.. google THIS posted:In an alternate universe, where Bambi is a moose, his mother strides up to a terrified hunter and drops a bullet at his feet, having caught it in her teeth. "This yours?" she asks in a gravelly voice. I would ironically watch the poo poo out of this lmao; then she just goes on a vicious revenge spree Gaylor Moon fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jul 3, 2023
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 19:06 |
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in many senses the moose has failed, there's not much more to say on the matter
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 21:36 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 09:54 |
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So that's where chocolate comes from...
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