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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
My pink sock just schloops it down the U bend

Just give me a sec before flushing

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i never thought it would happen to me, but here i am, and i need wiped

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Bad Purchase posted:

i never thought it would happen to me, but here i am, and i need wiped

Humbling much?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

i bet if you made a one time use cumsock and called it like the sperm sponge or ejacc eraser you could sell it

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Partyworm posted:

Are there actual real people out there not wiping because they might accidentally touch their butthole and enjoy it?

Take your pick

https://www.google.com/search?q=red...nt=gws-wiz-serp

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

dervival posted:

uh, if you're using a pressure washer to try and clean some dude's rear end, you're going to get someone hospitalized

possibly yourself, I dunno

Serves em right for not cleaning they drat rear end in a top hat. We live in a goddamn society.

Shania Twain
Aug 25, 2008
gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

all i'm saying is there's probably something you can do to promote better anal hygiene before going to the extreme of making someone look like they ended up in the wrong part of Enumclaw

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Everyone should get training in being a bottom, that'll do it.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

What if a woman uses these to wipe her rear end and pussy, will she catch on fire?

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

syntaxfunction posted:

Everyone should get training in being a bottom, that'll do it.

you'd think that but all that did was lose me my gag reflex

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
Just buy a bidet attachment its like 40 bucks

EightFlyingCars
Jun 30, 2008


dervival posted:

you'd think that but all that did was lose me my gag reflex

another bottom success story

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

BigBadSteve posted:

What if a woman uses these to wipe her rear end and pussy, will she catch on fire?

To my knowledge the wipes don't contain any garlic.

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

To my knowledge the wipes don't contain any garlic.

They have been blessed by a priest though, so legally count as holy water infused.

This is handy for anyone suffering from possessed rear end.

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