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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
I have the answer:


https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B092YDFRBX/

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Thank god

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

More like b*tch hazel right boys

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
https://pixels.com/featured/the-birth-of-a-nation-nomad-art-and-design.html?product=onesie

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Only plant based rear end wipes for me, thanks!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

i guess if you got the old spicy butthole theyre handy but having flawless Bristol 4s every time works even better

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




no thanks, heard it's gay to wipe and pride month is over

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

"need wiped"

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

You gonna wipe me big poopy butt :blush:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


This isn't car oil and gunpowder scented so this product is too effeminate for me personally.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
My urine smells like two stroke exhaust.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


I'm doubting these would absorb much cum.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

BigBadSteve posted:

I'm doubting these would absorb much cum.

It says theyre for protecting and soothing not cleaning cum, the package is very clear if you read it

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

posting in the july bidet thread :slick:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Bidets are amazing and America needs to adapt. I mean uhhh, thats too gay for me. Water touching my butt.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

looking for a dude to come to my house, we'll go down to my basement and I will wipe you. must bring own dude wipes. no gay stuff, just wiping! serious offers only

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I only have one butt cheek.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


flubber nuts posted:

I only have one butt cheek.

Just a hole at the apex of a megacheek?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
My mom bought me these and they clogged my toilet and I didn’t feel any more masculine

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Nigmaetcetera posted:

My mom bought me these and they clogged my toilet and I didn’t feel any more masculine

Sounds like your toilet needs to man up.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Witch Hazel can get it.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
Anything less than a Clorox wipe leaves me itching all day.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I only use shop rags soaked in kerosene, turpentine, and raw lemon juice (for that citrus freshness) to wipe :clint:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Please don't clog the sewer systems more than you already do goons.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Yes I'm a dude and no I don't need to be wiped, I need to be hugged. :(

kooshkaboose
May 18, 2023

by Pragmatica
my wiping is augmented.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Grey Cat posted:

Just a hole at the apex of a megacheek?

I wish lol. I lost my right butt cheek in a freak zipline accident. I'll post some pics in a bit.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

u should see about brazil

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
Why are people saying witch hazel? should I be using this in my butt?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I thought the instant a dude puts his hand near his butthole, the Gay SWAT comes crashing through his windows and shoots him with rainbow glitter? And that stuff never comes out!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Das Boo posted:

I thought the instant a dude puts his hand near his butthole, the Gay SWAT comes crashing through his windows and shoots him with rainbow glitter? And that stuff never comes out!

That's the point of this product. It's the only wipe manly enough to let you stay under their radar.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Those things are bad for the septic system.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

drilldo squirt posted:

Those things are bad for the septic system.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You callin' the man who put 'flushable' on that package a liar, bro?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I need wipey daddy

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You callin' the man who put 'flushable' on that package a liar, bro?

Yes.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpAbIhAMdjE

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08I3tjrMc7g

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Who needs wipes? Why do you not simply fart so hard that every last bit of poo poo gets blown out like everyone else?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Hell no, I just wear Dude Diaps like a real man.

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Still waiting for someone to wipe me it's starting to dry :blush:

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