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Khanstant

# ? Jul 4, 2023 05:58

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 07:22

Stoner Sloth

# ? Jul 4, 2023 06:19

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Stoner Sloth posted:

off w/ you are head

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jul 4, 2023 07:07

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Areola Grande posted:

off w/ you are ~~head~~ ears

# ? Jul 4, 2023 14:22

AdvilSmith: Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

Brave and noble knight of maize
Defender of the crop
Our ever present kernal of hope,
His name, Sir Jiffrey Pop.

He comes to town, our very home
For eternal oath was sworn
"to protect the sacred corn!" it was
And failure he would not know

The corny knight journied on
To face the evil crows
On a holy quest from God above
With golden blade in tow

Feared and pow'rful crows of doom
The hoards of black-winged death!
Stripped the fields of their golden maize
And left homes and farms aflame

The knight of corn so brave and true
Took up the holy quest
"until they're defeated rest wont be needed!"
And he slew them one by one

Brave and noble knight of maize
Approach the Legume Throne
The scarecrow king bows low straw knees,
"The pow'r is yours alone"

"my time upholding this mighty quest,
Has finally come to it's dusk.
I pass now unto you, young knight
The Golden Crown of the Husk."

O, Brave and noble knight of corn
You are now become our king
And all through this merry land
Your praises we shall sing.

thank you RavenousScoot 🤘🐹

# ? Jul 4, 2023 15:33

google THIS

Corn Knight just got promoted to Colonel

# ? Jul 5, 2023 18:57

Scuba Trooper

threadd elivers

# ? Jul 5, 2023 22:16

baka of lathspell

Scuba Trooper posted:

threadd elivers

^{join dork order}
_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Jul 8, 2023 14:44

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

: )

# ? Jul 10, 2023 14:31

Manifisto

Khanstant posted:

AdvilSmith posted:

Brave and noble knight of maize
Defender of the crop
Our ever present kernal of hope,
His name, Sir Jiffrey Pop.

He comes to town, our very home
For eternal oath was sworn
"to protect the sacred corn!" it was
And failure he would not know

The corny knight journied on
To face the evil crows
On a holy quest from God above
With golden blade in tow

Feared and pow'rful crows of doom
The hoards of black-winged death!
Stripped the fields of their golden maize
And left homes and farms aflame

The knight of corn so brave and true
Took up the holy quest
"until they're defeated rest wont be needed!"
And he slew them one by one

Brave and noble knight of maize
Approach the Legume Throne
The scarecrow king bows low straw knees,
"The pow'r is yours alone"

"my time upholding this mighty quest,
Has finally come to it's dusk.
I pass now unto you, young knight
The Golden Crown of the Husk."

O, Brave and noble knight of corn
You are now become our king
And all through this merry land
Your praises we shall sing.

lol

was gonna write an epic about Sir Jiffy-Pop and his encounter with the dragon with an unexpected and delicious ending, but thoroughly beaten with far more talent and effort that I would have put into it

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 10, 2023 16:30

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Stoner Sloth posted:

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Jul 10, 2023 17:57

frump truck: hello... again!

this is all great!!

# ? Jul 10, 2023 23:43

Khanstant

AdvilSmith posted:

Brave and noble knight of maize
Defender of the crop
Our ever present kernal of hope,
His name, Sir Jiffrey Pop.

He comes to town, our very home
For eternal oath was sworn
"to protect the sacred corn!" it was
And failure he would not know

The corny knight journied on
To face the evil crows
On a holy quest from God above
With golden blade in tow

Feared and pow'rful crows of doom
The hoards of black-winged death!
Stripped the fields of their golden maize
And left homes and farms aflame

The knight of corn so brave and true
Took up the holy quest
"until they're defeated rest wont be needed!"
And he slew them one by one

Brave and noble knight of maize
Approach the Legume Throne
The scarecrow king bows low straw knees,
"The pow'r is yours alone"

"my time upholding this mighty quest,
Has finally come to it's dusk.
I pass now unto you, young knight
The Golden Crown of the Husk."

O, Brave and noble knight of corn
You are now become our king
And all through this merry land
Your praises we shall sing.