# ? Jul 4, 2023 05:58 |
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 06:19 |
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off w/ you are head
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 07:07 |
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Areola Grande posted:off w/ you are |
# ? Jul 4, 2023 14:22 |
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Brave and noble knight of maize Defender of the crop Our ever present kernal of hope, His name, Sir Jiffrey Pop. He comes to town, our very home For eternal oath was sworn "to protect the sacred corn!" it was And failure he would not know The corny knight journied on To face the evil crows On a holy quest from God above With golden blade in tow Feared and pow'rful crows of doom The hoards of black-winged death! Stripped the fields of their golden maize And left homes and farms aflame The knight of corn so brave and true Took up the holy quest "until they're defeated rest wont be needed!" And he slew them one by one Brave and noble knight of maize Approach the Legume Throne The scarecrow king bows low straw knees, "The pow'r is yours alone" "my time upholding this mighty quest, Has finally come to it's dusk. I pass now unto you, young knight The Golden Crown of the Husk." O, Brave and noble knight of corn You are now become our king And all through this merry land Your praises we shall sing.
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 15:33 |
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Corn Knight just got promoted to Colonel |
# ? Jul 5, 2023 18:57 |
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threadd elivers |
# ? Jul 5, 2023 22:16 |
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Scuba Trooper posted:threadd elivers
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# ? Jul 8, 2023 14:44 |
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: ) |
# ? Jul 10, 2023 14:31 |
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AdvilSmith posted:Brave and noble knight of maize lol was gonna write an epic about Sir Jiffy-Pop and his encounter with the dragon with an unexpected and delicious ending, but thoroughly beaten with far more talent and effort that I would have put into it
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# ? Jul 10, 2023 16:30 |
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# ? Jul 10, 2023 17:57 |
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this is all great!! |
# ? Jul 10, 2023 23:43 |
AdvilSmith posted:Brave and noble knight of maize |
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 02:44 |
corn dark knight here |
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 03:04 |
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Khanstant posted:corn dark knight here
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 03:13 |
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i wonder what the onion knight has 2 say about all this. smh
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 03:31 |
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# ? May 8, 2024 05:28 |
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i am cornholio!
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 07:36 |