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New ensign almost ready for duty!
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Dec 1, 2023 17:47
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redshirt posted:New ensign almost ready for duty! https://i.imgur.com/3Dojc9O.mp4
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Dec 1, 2023 17:55
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🥵🥵🥵
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Dec 1, 2023 18:17
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goo porn
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Dec 1, 2023 18:22
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Hemorrhoid annoyed
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Dec 1, 2023 20:34
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This is what I do everyday back here on Callisto. I gotta keep my Goo bae happy
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Dec 1, 2023 22:17
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 Hi value plots are still available!
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Dec 2, 2023 05:28
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Schaaaa-wing.
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Dec 4, 2023 01:37
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quote:My Dearest Winnie,
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Dec 6, 2023 17:52
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How far from earth are we? Now that everyone's getting along this trip is just flying by.
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Dec 6, 2023 20:35
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BigHead posted:How far from earth are we? Now that everyone's getting along this trip is just flying by. 1.5 years, and the Goo Monster will find a lot more people to love.
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Dec 7, 2023 00:35
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Merry Christmas, even to the Goo and Horde. Nondenominational Dinner will be at 21:00 tonight, delayed due to some surprise drills.
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Dec 26, 2023 01:39
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Important message to all crew Members: Please remember Space Santa is an unaffiliated entity to Earth Santa, and both Santa's are entirely unaffiliated with The Company. Please stop sending your Dear Santa letters to The Company Headquarters.
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Dec 26, 2023 06:45
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dr_rat posted:Important message to all crew Members: Please remember Space Santa is an unaffiliated entity to Earth Santa, and both Santa's are entirely unaffiliated with The Company. Please stop sending your Dear Santa letters to The Company Headquarters. But The Company claims to always know if we've been naughty or nice. If we stop writing to Santa, we'll have to switch over to writing Dear Penthouse letters.
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Dec 26, 2023 07:10
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dr_rat posted:Important message to all crew Members: Please remember Space Santa is an unaffiliated entity to Earth Santa, and both Santa's are entirely unaffiliated with The Company. Please stop sending your Dear Santa letters to The Company Headquarters. Oddly enough my "Dear Satan" letters get answered pretty quickly by The Company.
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Dec 26, 2023 07:15
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If you want your picture taken with Space Santa or Earth Santa it’s 20 credits
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Dec 26, 2023 07:18
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BigHead posted:Oddly enough my "Dear Satan" letters get answered pretty quickly by The Company. Not big mystery, he works in HR.
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Dec 26, 2023 08:00
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Dec 26, 2023 16:53
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...Does anyone else hear that? That weird hum, like a C sharp minor but OFF somehow, with kind of a clicking noise behind it.
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Dec 27, 2023 08:12
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It’s nothing, don’t worry about it
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Dec 27, 2023 13:52
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Powered Descent posted:...Does anyone else hear that? What deck? If it's C deck, that's probably Buzzy, it lives in the walls.
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Dec 27, 2023 15:59
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Hey everyone I made some green bean casserole if anyone wants some. No red kibble though because we’re out or cumin. Also, whoever or whatever has 15 jars of cumin please return them to the kitchen habitat you arse.
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Jan 3, 2024 05:05
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I'm using all the cumin on these roasted potatoes
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Jan 3, 2024 05:11
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*Deploys the new AI who is above this petty cumin nonesense....
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Jan 3, 2024 05:14
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oh don't worry, the ai will get plenty of cum-in with those access ports located everywhere 
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Jan 3, 2024 05:17
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Let me remind any of you who care we are about 1 year from Earth orbit.
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Jan 3, 2024 05:21
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redshirt posted:Let me remind any of you who care we are about 1 year from Earth orbit. Congrats! Back here on Callisto it's pretty much same old, same old: Golfin' and Gooin'
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Jan 3, 2024 19:16
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Sir! Transmission from the surface: https://i.imgur.com/4uHHPH7.mp4
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Jan 4, 2024 20:57
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Target Status OP?!
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Jan 4, 2024 22:06
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I'll hand out the pink hair dye and start the sewing department on making shiny onesies! Edit we're out of pink! Switching to fuchsia!
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Jan 4, 2024 23:54
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sir, analysis just in from our science officer: https://youtube.com/shorts/SRPwlHWjpc8?si=Z9cVHu-eQmQhcGcJ
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Jan 5, 2024 01:36
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What if we used phased harmonics?
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Jan 5, 2024 02:42
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redshirt posted:What if we used phased harmonics? Like the duet of Riker & Data playing Deliverance on harmonica?
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Jan 5, 2024 03:26
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Xlorp posted:Like the duet of Riker & Data playing Deliverance on harmonica? This is the kind of out of the box thinking we'll need to get out of this.
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Jan 5, 2024 03:29
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**Incoming message from: Musk memorial Space center (a subsidiary of The Company)** THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE Greetings from the blue marble! Congratulations Callisto 1, monitoring stations back on earth have detected you are now approximately one year away from home. You must be excited to get back after your adventure and everyone can't wait to see you after so long! In fact we're so excited we've already started downloading your ships logs, experiment results, research data and progress reports. Now you're within range the ship's computer has automatically activated the HDT uplink with the receiver back on earth, as you read this countless terabytes of data are being streamed for review by The Company's labs, development devisions, C-Suite executives and marketing department. Get excited! Mission objective bonuses will be awarded to the crew based on the progress of base development on Calisto, the scientific rigour of your research and the commercial potential of your achievements. Your hard work on this mission is over, relax and just focus on getting home safely while we handle the admin. The transfer of mission logs will be done in approximately six hours, if you feel the need to add personal comments or additional information not attached to the main files you'll need to submit them before the final transmission burst. Critical information missing from the HDT uplink could impact your final performance bonuses so make sure you've been thorough in your record keeping! No need to reply to this message, a Company representative will be in contact once your reports have been reviewed, for now rest easy our heroes! **MESSAGE END**
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8 years of SR...the Earth women will sense my power and seek the life essence.
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