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You might be a mission specialist or part of the Operations Crew or one of the support staff/medical. You work at your main job about 4 hours a work day. Spend another 2 hours or so at some other job. Workouts, 2 hours. Other than that, free time on the big spinning ship.
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i have a feeling you're not gonna make it
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Jul 12, 2023 19:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjIjCi83t7k
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Jul 12, 2023 19:49
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R.L. Stine posted:i have a feeling you're not gonna make it There's been a murder!
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Jul 12, 2023 19:50
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Anybody know if this thing was built to regulation or by an innovator?
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Jul 12, 2023 19:53
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Anybody know if this thing was built to regulation or by an innovator? Built to regulation. A world wide enterprise. 3 more ships under construction....
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Jul 12, 2023 19:55
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BRB gonna blast some ropes in the holodeck
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Jul 12, 2023 19:55
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:BRB gonna blast some ropes in the holodeck There is no holodeck. There is a small movie theater, and a lounge area that can show movies.
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Jul 12, 2023 19:56
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BRB gonna blast some ropes in the small movie theater, and a lounge area that can show movies
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Jul 12, 2023 19:57
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I'm about to crawl around some Jefferies tubes.
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Jul 12, 2023 19:59
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:BRB gonna blast some ropes in the small movie theater, and a lounge area that can show movies Is masturbation all you seek on this mission?
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Jul 12, 2023 20:01
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redshirt posted:Is masturbation all you seek on this mission? He’s the Research Masturbationist
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Jul 12, 2023 20:09
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welp just freaking the gently caress out for a decade
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Jul 12, 2023 20:11
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:He’s the Research Masturbationist Hell yeah
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Jul 12, 2023 20:13
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:He’s the Research Masturbationist Surely we could employ the Operations Crew for such a study. Among many others.
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Jul 12, 2023 20:17
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Hello, I am the celebrity guest astronaut for this mission, Roseanne Barr. So, 8 years huh?
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Jul 12, 2023 20:21
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*cackles Roseannishly*
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Jul 12, 2023 20:21
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redshirt posted:You work at your main job about 4 hours a work day. Spend another 2 hours or so at some other job. Workouts, 2 hours. Make me, bitch. Calling in sick today, and the rest of the 8 year mission. Just leave my meal rations at my door.
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Jul 12, 2023 20:22
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Make me, bitch. There are 32 individual rooms. There are 30 people.
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Jul 12, 2023 20:23
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redshirt posted:Surely we could employ the Operations Crew for such a study. Among many others. Look buddy from what I understand this is a world class operation and this guy’s the best in the business. You just runnin’ regolith back from Ceres, sure have one of the Ops guys tug a few off and call it a day, but you want some serious fuckin’ science done there ain’t no one on Earth more qualified.
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Jul 12, 2023 20:24
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Look buddy from what I understand this is a world class operation and this guy’s the best in the business. You just runnin’ regolith back from Ceres, sure have one of the Ops guys tug a few off and call it a day, but you want some serious fuckin’ science done there ain’t no one on Earth more qualified. Lol this is how budgets get approved.
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Jul 12, 2023 20:27
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redshirt posted:There are 32 individual rooms. There are 30 people. Well then I’ll limit my masturbation to the sonic shower. Still… calling out sick today. See you guys on the moon or whoever we’re going.
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Jul 12, 2023 20:32
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Make me, bitch. If this guy’s not gonna work, neither am I.
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Jul 12, 2023 20:48
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Well then I’ll limit my masturbation to the sonic shower. As Research Masturbationist you gotta let me watch that poo poo
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Jul 12, 2023 20:51
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My years at the dick sucking factory have prepared me for this mission *proceeds to blow it*
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Jul 12, 2023 20:52
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heh, nothing like that "if anything goes a little wrong we're all dead" vibe....for the next decade
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Jul 12, 2023 21:12
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20 Blunts posted:heh, nothing like that "if anything goes a little wrong we're all dead" vibe....for the next decade 3 years there, 3 years back (2 years on site)
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Jul 12, 2023 21:16
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Everything changed when clowns invaded and shot the captain out of the airlock
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Jul 12, 2023 21:25
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20 Blunts posted:heh, nothing like that "if anything goes a little wrong we're all dead" vibe....for the next decade It's both chill and also stressful.
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Jul 12, 2023 21:54
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Hey, what does this button do? Maybe something cool. 
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Jul 12, 2023 21:56
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I am not masturbating in my bunk I am spinning a web for the trip
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Jul 12, 2023 21:58
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When did we leave? Today? I want to mark my calendar for our arrival so I can necro this thread. July 12 2026?
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Jul 12, 2023 21:59
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Callisto Flockship
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Jul 12, 2023 22:00
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Quote posted:When did we leave? Today? I want to mark my calendar for our arrival so I can necro this thread. 8/1/2126
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Jul 12, 2023 22:01
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Ok who the hell poo poo in the air recycler!?!
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Jul 12, 2023 22:04
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Listen folks, as EASA-designated official ship's Morale Officer, we're going to have so much fun. I brought party poppers and party horns to keep up the mood in our 2920 days of isolation and confinement in this 300m long metal can. I hope everyone's up for zero-g Twister! 
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Jul 12, 2023 22:05
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Aight Im out *opens airlock and enters the sweet embrace of the void*
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Jul 12, 2023 22:06
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Oh, we have to land this thing? ftfy *throws calculator out of airlock, rage quits*
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Jul 12, 2023 22:07
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*prolapses anus after first dump* Uh... Doctor?
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Jul 12, 2023 22:08
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Hi, everyone. So, do you know the original myth of Callisto? She was a nymph and a hunting companion of the goddess Artemis. Or Diana, to the Romans. To, uh, "seduce" her, Zeus - Jupiter - disguised himself as Artemis, slept with her, and got her pregnant. I've got some classical art of that scene, here. Brought a few personal files along. Anyway, then she was turned into a bear. Yeah, she's Ursa Major, and her bear child is Ursa Minor. Isn't that interesting? Just a little fun fact. Anyway, over the next four years I'm gonna bring this up a lot. Maybe I'm just a little bit obsessed with it, haha. Nice meeting you all.
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