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Actually He waits in R'lyeh, dead and dreaming.
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He died, he rose, he fell, he died, he rose, he fell. It's a very vicious cycle.
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Jul 17, 2023 15:19
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DrSunshine posted:Actually He waits in R'lyeh, dead and dreaming. Id think Jesus would be Nyarlathotep or another who crossed over to earth. and interacted with humans. Azazthoth being the God of sorts Cthulhu being a Gog Magog type entity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJaBNcrlPFs Wee fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Jul 17, 2023 |
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Jul 17, 2023 15:21
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Jul 17, 2023 15:22
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Jesus died of a hunger strike in an israeli prison.
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Jul 17, 2023 15:30
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Jesus came back a couple years ago but he kept talking about how everyone is equal and deserving of love so I beat the loving poo poo out of him and left him for dead in a needle-strewn alley, so the answer is yes, probably.
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Jul 17, 2023 15:31
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Fumble posted:Jesus died of a hunger strike in an israeli prison.
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Jul 17, 2023 15:35
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Jesus was crucified at CPAC 2023
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Jul 17, 2023 15:36
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Wee posted:Jeus poped off the nails an flew into the sky manually Or flew into space like Princess Leia
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Jul 17, 2023 15:40
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DEFCON should never have held a contest to track him down by his online shadow.
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Jul 17, 2023 15:41
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Extra Large Marge posted:No no no, Jesus went to India with Biff, learned karate, THEN went back and got crucified. well their are multiple biffs. time lord biff is his friend but past biffs are always dicks. Bifficus cruffied him.
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Jul 17, 2023 15:46
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I have told you all this so that you may have peace in me. Here on earth you will have many trials and sorrows. But take heart, because I have overcome the world. -John 16:33 The only way to overcome the world is to escape the cycle of samsara by achieving enlightenment. Jesus's own words prove that he has done this. The bigger question is, is Jesus Christ actually Siddartha Gautama the Buddha?
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Jul 17, 2023 16:06
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JonathonSpectre posted:I have told you all this so that you may have peace in me. Here on earth you will have many trials and sorrows. But take heart, because I have overcome the world.
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Jul 17, 2023 16:08
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Mukulu posted:Jesus came back as a black man in 1950s Alabama Stephen King over here.
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Jul 17, 2023 16:15
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He caught the last train for the coast last I heard
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Jul 17, 2023 19:52
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Jesus went to America after his crucifixion OP sounds like you need to read the Book of Mormon. 
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Jul 17, 2023 19:54
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LuckyCat posted:Jesus went to America after his crucifixion OP sounds like you need to read the Book of Mormon. Hello? Jesus went to Japan after His resurrection.
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Jul 17, 2023 19:55
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Assuming his disciples didn't just break into his tomb and hide his corpse to fabricate a resurrection story, Jesus yeeted himself into heaven shortly after returning from the dead, solving none of the issues that arose from his death. So although he didn't technically die a second time, he didn't really make use of that extra life, either. In the end he was yet another single-term, lame duck prophet
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Jul 17, 2023 20:03
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Why is christmas the bigger holiday than easter?? Anyone could be fuckkng born. Im not impressed!! Not eberyone gets to come back from the d e ad
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Jul 17, 2023 20:57
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Because it's actually a Winter Solstice holiday and everyone cares about that.
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Presents baked in to it. More opportunities for Mammon to revel in.
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