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Pizza places try so hard when all you need is a pizza with a metric ton of pepperoni on it.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Pizza places try so hard when all you need is a pizza with a metric ton of pepperoni on it. 
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Jul 22, 2023 04:29
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Hear me by out - it’s just a matter of time before we have to start murdering each other over the last drops of clean water so maybe we should start a practice civil war over ranch on pizza? Just like a little shakedown war to work out the kinks?
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Jul 22, 2023 04:59
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Pizza places try so hard when all you need is a pizza with a metric ton of pepperoni on it. Yeah but you can’t eat a pepperoni pizza because once you bite the first pepperoni the entire topping just gets slurped down from the pizza itself and then you just have the sad and naked dough?!
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Jul 22, 2023 12:34
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MonkeyHate posted:Hear me by out - it’s just a matter of time before we have to start murdering each other over the last drops of clean water so maybe we should start a practice civil war over ranch on pizza? Just like a little shakedown war to work out the kinks? But our kinks are all we have left And ranch, probably
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Jul 22, 2023 12:43
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Americans love ranch, they just seem to put ranch on everything, there's always some ranch within hands reach for americans but somehow I've never had it over here in Australia.
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Jul 22, 2023 12:46
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ranch ain't poo poo unless it's  ranch
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Jul 22, 2023 13:57
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Caesar Saladin posted:Americans love ranch, they just seem to put ranch on everything, there's always some ranch within hands reach for americans but somehow I've never had it over here in Australia. I admit I do enjoy ranch sometimes but I think I've put it on Chicken Tenders A Salad A chicken and salad wrap I have seen people dunk pizza in it but other than that I'm not sure what "everything" is people are putting ranch on
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Jul 22, 2023 14:02
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maybealabia posted:I admit I do enjoy ranch sometimes but I think I've put it on Come to the Midwest, it's a typical side for any fried thing. Its not uncommon to see people dipping onion rings, fries, fried pickles, fried okra, etc, and also the center of almost any veggie tray you buy around here, because God drat it if I'm going to eat vegetables it better be covered in a fat sauce. I hate ranch.
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Jul 22, 2023 14:52
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It was my second favorite drunken pizza slice order involving chicken when in law school, obviously behind the buffalo chicken and blue cheese, which was superior in every way.
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Jul 22, 2023 15:00
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super sweet best pal posted:I prefer BBQ sauce chicken pizza
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Jul 22, 2023 15:01
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Caesar Saladin posted:Americans love ranch, they just seem to put ranch on everything, there's always some ranch within hands reach for americans but somehow I've never had it over here in Australia. Think of it like marmite or veggimite. Very common here, but a little goes a long way. I have seen people make a salad that's 90 percent ranch and that's gross.
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Jul 22, 2023 15:10
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I like chicken bacon ranch pizza if the chicken isn't breaded. Having breaded stuff on dough is just a little too much for me. Also, for whatever reason, chicken bacon ranch pizza is the only thing I like ranch on.
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Jul 22, 2023 15:15
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We get the "CBR" from Papa Murphy's occasionally and it's alright as far as Papa Murphy's pizzas go . However one time there was a mix-up and they swapped the ranch sauce for their garlic sauce and it was 1000% better.
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Jul 22, 2023 15:29
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The sweetness of tomato sauce balances out the heavy richness of the cheese, thus a ranch pizza is solely for those looking to be as debauched and gluttonous as possible.
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Jul 22, 2023 16:39
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Caesar Saladin posted:Americans love ranch, they just seem to put ranch on everything, there's always some ranch within hands reach for americans but somehow I've never had it over here in Australia. It exists at a place between most Australians growing up knowing that fast food is junk food and the rise of social media making us aware of Ranch. And then most of the foods it would be used on are considered childrens foods.
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Jul 22, 2023 16:40
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Combo posted:Come to the Midwest, it's a typical side for any fried thing. Its not uncommon to see people dipping onion rings, fries, fried pickles, fried okra, etc, and also the center of almost any veggie tray you buy around here, because God drat it if I'm going to eat vegetables it better be covered in a fat sauce. Oh I guess I've dipped fried okra in ranch But okra needs something to make it edible
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Jul 22, 2023 16:55
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fried pickles are so good. you should dip them in onion ring special sauce instead of ranch tho. ill take ranch but i wont be reaching my maximum potential.
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Jul 22, 2023 17:05
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cbr pizza is a pillar of mankind’s arrogance towards the earth
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Jul 22, 2023 17:18
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I miss sriracha for my pizza. There is no sriracha here, not even off brand.
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Jul 22, 2023 17:35
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Jean-Paul Shartre posted:It was my second favorite drunken pizza slice order involving chicken when in law school, obviously behind the buffalo chicken and blue cheese, which was superior in every way. I was wondering what kind of psychopathic monster likes buffalo chicken. Finally get to have some closure on that which is nice I suppose.
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Jul 22, 2023 17:43
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Even homemade ranch, if made runny enough, will squick me out. Tighten up that thickness, it's embarassing
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Jul 22, 2023 17:56
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there's a "dill ranch" in the fridge section now and it's really good 
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Jul 22, 2023 17:58
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:The gently caress is ranch anyway? White poo poo with black and green flecks in it that tastes like salt. 'A savory, creamy American salad dressing usually made from buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, mustard, herbs (commonly chives, parsley and dill), and spices (commonly pepper, paprika and ground mustard seed) mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise or another oil emulsion. Sour cream and yogurt are sometimes used in addition to, or as a substitute for, buttermilk and mayonnaise. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_dressing
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Jul 22, 2023 19:25
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i just tried to eat a salad with avacado ranch dressing for lunch. its all they had. trash. couldnt even finish it. how come ranch tastes so good on pizza but absolutely awful on lettuce
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Jul 22, 2023 19:42
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My complaint about ranch is that people always use too much. Its nice and salty and creamy, but you don't need half a bottle squeezed out onto anything. I've had some otherwise wonderful salads and meats and buns that were excellent on their own, but then completely destroyed by the cook person slathering a quarter bottle of ranch on it.
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Jul 22, 2023 20:09
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Lately my go-to "new" pizza has been donair Veggie korma is also very good
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