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is a deep cover tankie doing a long form bit to prove how unowned they are
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Aug 2, 2023 06:17
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named Dick, has none
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Aug 2, 2023 06:19
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Stealing cowboy valor with that hat
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Aug 2, 2023 06:22
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Has been to the hospital to have a ninja turtle action figure removed from their rectum twice. Same figure both times (it was Donatello)
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Aug 2, 2023 06:33
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Was once arrested for using hermit crabs as nipple clamps outside of a 7-eleven
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Aug 2, 2023 11:07
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Is a hermit crab that sold its body to perverts to fund its fancy shell habit.
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Aug 2, 2023 11:09
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Always pees in the pool whenever you're in it
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Aug 2, 2023 23:22
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Cums pee and pees cum
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Aug 2, 2023 23:28
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Eats peas with nothing but butter and way too much cumin. Yuck.
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Aug 2, 2023 23:36
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Dislikes seasoning.
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Aug 2, 2023 23:56
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Aatrek
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Aug 3, 2023 00:35
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Extreme Pancaker posted:Aatrek Has never been able to eat more than two silver dollar pancakes.
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Aug 3, 2023 01:05
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Can only stretch rear end in a top hat 3” despite spending the last 20 years training
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