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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Post their dark secret

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Makes really bad threads

Oh wait that’s no secret

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Has one really long pube but won't trim it because he believes it holds magical properties.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Overdog posted:

Has one really long pube but won't trim it because he believes it holds magical properties.

He's the executive who got Batgirl cancelled

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Jelly posted:

He's the executive who got Batgirl cancelled

A virgin with multiple STDs picked up from licking toilet seats.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


theyr'e a big gay baby that likes to kiss their'e own rear end and smell their farts and other peoples farts

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

dude dresses up like a chef with the big hat and everything but he puts his cock on the cutting board and chiffonades that beast

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
This guy was an absolute fiend for the choking game in high school, he's still looking to get choked, could someone please choke him now so he stops whining about it

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Hairy Right Hook has a hairy right palm which didn't get that way from punching, iykwim.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BigBadSteve hates olives and eggs

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

hated being an IK and never wants the role again

picosecond
Dec 9, 2006

one millionth of one millionth of a second
cumpantry is the world's biggest producer of a very niche form of porn video

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





picosecond doesn’t actually understand time.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Isn't really a hacker

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
gets really excited to eat paint

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

is the true identity of that man seen in the dreams of people around the world

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
defied McHammer and touched it

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i know who you are
i saw what you did

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

sits to pee
stands to poo

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Sold out humanity to alien invaders

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Is the Lindbergh baby.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Is secretly a elf.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Is a very messy burrito that falls apart halfway through and spills sauce and meats all over your lap.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Was way too slippery to keep the goku pants on.

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

has a credit on the felix the cat movie

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

has no sick moves

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

covidstomper58 posted:

has no sick moves

Shits standing up.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
pees blood instead of farting it

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

Junk posted:

pees blood instead of farting it

Needs Nyquil to maintain an erection

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

actually likes being in jail so much they've spent years making the bars and walls more secure

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

spent their own money on a dying internet forum without really thinking it through

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
goes to movie theaters and buys concessions instead of smuggling them in

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

The apparently new 2022 reg has spent :10bux: on the forums a lot more than once.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
Has a huge complex about how their adorable dog is more popular than they are, and gets really huffy at the dog park if people dote on her without paying them equal attention

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Feels incredibly guilty about all sexual pleasure.

GundamHealer
Jul 23, 2022

ikanreed posted:

Feels incredibly guilty about all sexual pleasure.

Has actually never had sex

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
GundamHealer has, on multiple occassions, introduced two of their friends to each other, only to have the two friends wind up being better friends with each other than with GundamHealer,

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

can’t accept that they never escaped the friend zone. stalks married people on facebook

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


cum puppets

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Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
projects fetishes

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