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WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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It is easy. You just take the drugs and the money, and you just run, run, run, and run some more. Run away from the police, and you run to the safehouse with the merchandise. Capice?
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*pinching nose in frustration*
how many times do i need to explain this, we're going for the first carbon neutral cartel. you run on the treadmill, and the running powers the treads that propel you across the border, ok?
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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hiding the entrances to a vast network of tunnels behind disused treadmills in suburban houses
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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We think you would be a good asset, but we need to be absolutely certain about everyone we bring inside, you understand.
*points gun* What happens to the plane? Answer me! *cocks gun* What happens to the plane!
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Aug 1, 2023 01:34
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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We think you would be a good asset, but we need to be absolutely certain about everyone we bring inside, you understand.
*points gun* What happens to the plane? Answer me! *cocks gun* What happens to the plane!
*Crying*
"You can increase the plane for more resistance!" 😭
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!
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69420 basic bytes free
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heard title to "hobo humpin slobo babe" in my head, 5
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Aug 1, 2023 04:30
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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treadmill cartel hiring pitches
treadmill cartel hiring pitches
treadmill cartel hiring pitches
belt that spins forever. treadmill power
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Chad, my friend. Says here on your badge you're an assistant manager at LA Finess. We know Peloton is making moves. LA Fitness is our territory, Chad. LifeCycle territory. Haven't we always been good to you? Who paid for that Jeep Wrangler? So sing, Chad. How many units? Which spin class instructors are theirs? You give us what we want, Chad, maybe Jenny has an unfortunate yoga accident, and a manager position opens up. Think about it.
Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Aug 4, 2023
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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I explain to the boss that i want to make a career change because in my last job I was running and running but never getting anywhere.
he smiles and nods
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- Code Jockey
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69420 basic bytes free
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do you want a job on the beltway?
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Gopherslayer
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*wakes up and there is a treadmill in bed*
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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Look how they exercised my boy!
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