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nesamdoom
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Time and the sun too
Both can go ahead and die
I seem like a grump

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Quadramind

There is nothing wrong
With being less than joyful
To exist is fine

nesamdoom
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Sunrise and sunset
The cycle repeats again
Over and over

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

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Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
caught a fish 2day
actually, caught 4 in one
sabiki rig yo




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

nesamdoom
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optimization
is pretty dope when used well
that's some smart fishing

nesamdoom
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woopwesau name flip
I can type my proper name
upside down aswell

nesamdoom
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Too tired to Quake,
Forgot to save new level,
My head hangs in shame.

nesamdoom
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Planet of the Apes
How did we end up this way
Gorilla warfare

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
here? five syllables
and here? seven syllables
guess what? yep, it's five




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

nesamdoom
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Ein Zwei Drei Vier Fünf,
Does not work up to Sieben,
The gimmick fails me.

Newport Menthol shorts,
Why are you so expensive?
Eleven? Too much.

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
Really hate it when
I go to use the bathroom
and forget my phone

nesamdoom
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Barco Fiesta posted:

Really hate it when
I go to use the bathroom
and forget my phone

We have a plague,
of accessibility,
no phone poop: boring.

E: dang brain. s/We have a plague,/We have a plague now,/g
If I forgot how,
to sed right, I am sorry.
Edit does not fix.

nesamdoom fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Aug 28, 2023

nesamdoom
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I have many farts,
From some really good food.
I regret nothing.

E: I am getting bad at counting to five. Also, double checking.

nesamdoom fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Sep 3, 2023

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
once I saw a duck
standing outside in the rain
drat duck, go inside

~

instagram famous
top one-percent twitch streamer
my brainworms grow fat

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ev'ry time I go
to that store there is always
that juggalo guy

Barco Fiesta fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Sep 4, 2023

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
the day before work
upon the sun's first light, i
emit a loud 'ugh'

supposed to be nice
ma nature said, 'thought wrong, bitch'
hunnid out instead




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

nesamdoom
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Barco Fiesta posted:

ev'ry time I go
to that store there is always
that juggalo guy

Kum N Go on Pierce?
A mohawk and muttonchops?
Def is not this dude.

Unless you mean the tat,
And they were buying vodka,
Then maybe could be.

But that's on the nose,
For about when you did post,
Pretty unlikely.

Smart use of "ev'ry",
Well done indeed. I think that,
Poets are cheaters.

Language built on words
made up as needed to fit
the needed spaces

Vocabulary,
is easy when you make it.
Imagination.
I assume goons live
around here but I don't think
it very likely.

Would be quite random
to have been noticed and still
associated such.

Think I overthink,
Surely such is the case here,
Vodka please save me.

nesamdoom
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Sarah Cenia posted:

supposed to be nice
ma nature said, 'thought wrong, bitch'
hunnid out instead

It was only ninety,
Felt like I was full melting,
Global warming, what?

nesamdoom
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Lions are scary,
But also totally awesome.
Big ole kitty cats.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

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Finger Prince


nesamdoom posted:

Lions are scary,
But also totally awesome.
Big ole kitty cats.

I went to Kruger
For my foutieth birthday
We stayed in campgrounds

Sometimes you could hear
Lions roaring in the night
Triggers fear and awe

nesamdoom
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Finger Prince posted:

I went to Kruger
For my foutieth birthday
We stayed in campgrounds

Sometimes you could hear
Lions roaring in the night
Triggers fear and awe


Lions in the road,
Somebody shoo them away?
Nope, I won't either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZDIDjyBaGo

Finger Prince


nesamdoom posted:

Lions in the road,
Somebody shoo them away?
Nope, I won't either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZDIDjyBaGo

This happened to me
Only water buffalo
And hundreds of 'em.

nesamdoom
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Quite a traffic jam,
Hopefully you had some beers,
To help pass the time.

Finger Prince


nesamdoom posted:

Quite a traffic jam,
Hopefully you had some beers,
To help pass the time.

It was getting dark
We had to get back to camp
Ungulate frogger

nesamdoom
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Finger Prince posted:

It was getting dark
We had to get back to camp
Ungulate frogger

Not trampled, not eaten,
Sounds like a successful trip.
Ungulate: cool word.

Quadramind

Sitting silently
Amongst the nightshades at dark
You will hear the snails

Quadramind

Little slimy friends
They're feasting on tomatoes
Molluscs making noise

nesamdoom
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Snails? Snails you speak of?
Are they fully sexual?
With human titties?

Quadramind

You would not believe
Just how fully sexual
With tits out to here

nesamdoom
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I would not indeed
But I think I'd like to see
That would be special

nut

first, five syllables
second, more five syllables
last, something bout farts

nesamdoom
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Plasma goes bye bye,
I get some sixty dollar,
Cheese for my belly.

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nut

I read the bible
you hear about this god guy?
he needs a real job

Finger Prince


There once was a man
From Nantucket he did come
Big dick on that dude

nesamdoom
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Woke up horny, or
was I just erect? gently caress it,
I just had to piss.

nut

nesamdoom posted:

Woke up horny, or
was I just erect? gently caress it,
I just had to piss.

I was not horny
Turned out that I was just so
Happy to see me

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nesamdoom
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Good morning Yobbers,
It is almost lunchytime,
Get your bellies full!

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