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nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
Waiting for my son
Then our supper will be made
And I get fatter.

Now, the cheese was grilled
Between two slices of bread
I am full and tired.

E:lol, tired is 2... I hosed up the op. haha. sorry.

nesamdoom fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Jan 1, 2024

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nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
Put down the tablet
And eat your loving sandwich
The cheese is cooling.

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


I just brushed my teeth
now I want some pizza pie
brush then again? gently caress


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
9 day vacay, son
hey what are you gonna do?
uhh weed n fishin




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
Why did I wake up
The sun is not even lit
Stupid eyes, just close

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nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
Coffee, cigarette
Awake and starting the day
Cigarette, coffee

No bacon or eggs
No salty breakfast today
Not even hash browns

nesamdoom fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Aug 12, 2023

nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
Hot bean and cheese wrap
Or is it a burrito
I have to wonder

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


subway tunafish
100% real?
still gonna eat it


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!

your friend sk posted:

subway tunafish
100% real?
still gonna eat it

Very good laugh, but
Who gets tuna at subway?
Meatballs forever.

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


nesamdoom posted:

Very good laugh, but
Who gets tuna at subway?
Meatballs forever.

listening to shows
regarding the tuna "scam"
i was influenced!


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Manifisto


need a workshop bench
helpful orbs tweak my design
drat, no dado stack!


ty nesamdoom!

nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
Went out to Walmart
Bought tiny socks and then left
Bus: air-conditioned

Manifisto posted:

need a workshop bench
helpful orbs tweak my design
drat, no dado stack!

Walk into workshop
Pretending you belong there
Use their stuff and leave.


your friend sk posted:

listening to shows
regarding the tuna "scam"
i was influenced!

Shame fills all of us
I too saw the videos
And thought about it

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Finger Prince


I'm getting sleepy
Too early to go to bed
But it's not far off

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Finger Prince posted:

I'm getting sleepy
Too early to go to bed
But it's not far off

:same:

FutonForensic

Need to drink water
I take lots of little sips
Lots of little piss


Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
just saw a foot move
mile away, as the crow flies
brake lights in the night

weed/coffee/repeat
got no serotonin left
is it nap time? yes




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
Today was good fun
And I'm going to end it
With greasy grilled cheese

I might have lied there,
Found cookies in the cupboard,
Might still have sandwich.

nesamdoom fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Aug 14, 2023

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
ah, summer has come
time to step outside the house
and loving ignite




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
dunno what to do
but there's coffee and beer here
bound to do something




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
left the dog at home
dog did not like that too much
garbage everywhere




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
spaghetti noodles
uncooked, crunching underfoot
reminds me of, uh

do you remember
Discovery Zone, it was
a place for cool kids

there was a slide there
made of little roller things
dog-induced mem'ries




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
Did they have something,
Like a million Playdoh rocks,
That are everywhere?

Life with 4 year old,
That seems sure he is the boss.
My tiny bully.

Little angry fists,
In swift violent motion,
Aiming for my face.

Likely my own fault,
Hilarious monster of
My own creation.

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Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
Kids are so goofy
don't let dumb poo poo bother em
learn a thing or two




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
all the stars are out
milky way spins like a drain
star projectors rule




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
took her pants off and
noticed candy on the shelf
im distracted quick

man, whatever though
you get it, we both get it
let's chill and b-yob

twenty minutes gone
youtube ramen shop owner
and his chill-rear end vids

we'll try tomorrow
tomorrow is a new day
ain't nothin to it




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
Steel Reserve, so kind
Had a headache earlier
I can't feel my face




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
Two Eleven Steel?
So many cans in the past
Into my belly

Stomach needs sated
Toe stubbing chair berated
Nerves need ungrated

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nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
Fine, I'll go outside
I'm not happy about this
So friggin sleepy

nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
I thought I could fart
But it was not just a fart
Critical failure

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Quadramind

Second cigarette
Joined by watchful and soft eyes
Blessed company

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
doe! a deer! a fe--
wait, that's from a musical
auf wiedersehen




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
Tschüss: the lazy version.
German words are loving long.
Abkürzungsdschungel.



Big fire tall and hot
Thanks for not burning the house
You were a good tree


Trashy graffiti,
What are you trying to say?
I'm liveing gangstar?

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nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
Runny nose all day
Not really a great Mittwoch
I cheated on this

nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
Trying Kagi Search,
Can't decide if it's worth five,
More testing required.

Have I read this book?
I can't tell after so many,
Dang litRPGs.

I wrote a haiku,
It was this one actually,
That was my Ted talk.

I wrote a small song,
Titled "Amalgamated
Separation". End.

That ended poorly,
Appy Polly Loggies all.
Decent song anyways.

Seven syllable
Lines worked with the bassline, but
I made the drums suck.

Got stuck finishing,
So it is not quite complete.
Dry hit my vape, cough.

Finger Prince


Big meeting today
Nothing much was accomplished
At least there was food

TrixRabbi

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Unconscious again
Breathing controlled by default
I will never leave

Grey Cat

Doing stuff and things


My face drips with sweat
I'm sticking to the covers
It's too loving hot


Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
Summer heat gently caress off,
Spring blooms and autumnal leaves,
Are always welcome.

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The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Good morning the yob
The sun glides through the blue sky
til it sets to dark

The Hello Machine fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Dec 31, 2023

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The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
How can one kill time
How How How How How How How
I wish time was dead

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