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Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



Drake sucks, put on Death Grips!

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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
I ask every single person where is the bowl to put my keys in

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

WHAT IS THAT PARTY GUEST DOING TO HIS ANUS?

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

nice obelisk idiot posted:

I brought a portable record player. and some Captain Beefheart LPs. I'm aggressively trying to get normal women into it

*puts down joint to sing along to orange claw hammer off-key*

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

*knock* *knock* who ordered the big sausage pizza?

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



*brings grandpa’s lisinopril medicine to the pill party and dumps it into the big jar of random pills*

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Cobra Commander posted:

*brings grandpa’s lisinopril medicine to the pill party and dumps it into the big jar of random pills*

ah, I’m actually gonna need those

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Will you give me $5 if I can solve this Rubik's cube in less than 5 minutes?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*blasts Ice Ice Baby, gets the late crowd dancing

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jelly posted:

Will you give me $5 if I can solve this Rubik's cube in less than 5 minutes?

Yes, if I get to mix it up first.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Dick Fontaine posted:

*knock* *knock* who ordered the big sausage pizza?

I don't remember ordering this pizza with.....extra ... sausage

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Jestery posted:

I don't remember ordering this pizza with.....extra ... sausage

I start talking about my favorite Drawn Together episodes and trying to debate people on whether it's funnier censored or not

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Still funky dancing alone

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

maybealabia posted:

I start talking about my favorite Drawn Together episodes and trying to debate people on whether it's funnier censored or not

Censorship is like lingerie, man

*bong rip for emphasis*

It's like them clothes, it's better when they leave just a little bit to the imagination

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

hands you a lit joint

Junk posted:

*puts down joint to sing along to orange claw hammer off-key*

I’ll safeguard your medicine for you

kntfkr posted:

lemme hit that right quick

Hands you a lit joint

No one’s joints ever burn down at this party for some reason

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*Pockets another lighter

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


The woman I'm talking to keeps replying "drat that's crazy" and looking around

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



Hits on every female at the party and gets ready to fight if anyone acknowledges his girlfriend in the corner.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
*has been sitting quietly in the corner for four hours*

*has been dead for the last two*

Suspect A
Jan 1, 2015

Nap Ghost
Check out my these cool YouTube videos. I have a playlist for just such a party entitled "cool youtube poops 2016" 😎

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Keeps using female as a noun for human women in 2023

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

The Wiggly Wizard posted:

The woman I'm talking to keeps replying "drat that's crazy" and looking around

Triikan
Feb 23, 2007
Most Loved
Keeps referring to women as human women

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

and that’s why they call it humanity. ‘cause that’s what it’s all about. that’s what we’re all here for. sucking on them human titties :coolfish:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Cobra Commander posted:

Drake sucks, put on Death Grips!

true

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

maybealabia posted:

Keeps using female as a noun for Hunan women in 2023

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Cobra Commander posted:

Drake sucks, put on Anal oval office!

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

*puts down joint to sing along to hitler was a sensitive man off-key*

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

PANTS making GBS threads COMPETITION!!! Who's up for it???


Les Os posted:

I spend the entire time pooping

the entire time

OK, you win.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Is it ok with everybody if me and the wife yiff a little?

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

I'm the a bit too skinny long haired mid 20 something guy showing up with two clearly underage girls.

Black Noise
Jan 23, 2008

WHAT UP

Icochet posted:

Is it ok with everybody if me and the wife yiff a little?

Y’all mind if I praise god?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Let me tell you about the Blockchain

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Drinks salad dressing

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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

kdrudy posted:

I'm the a bit too skinny long haired mid 20 something guy showing up with two clearly underage girls.

tats?

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