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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Where are the rear end nanobots that just crawl through your dirty bowel and take little Polaroids? This camera on a stick technology is pretty lol There’s a pill-sized camera you can swallow that will take pictures all the way through. You’ll still need to cleanse though.
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The Management posted:There’s a pill-sized camera you can swallow that will take pictures all the way through. You’ll still need to cleanse though. give me the cleanse and the good drugs later with the robot camera rear end snake plz
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Sep 29, 2023 21:31
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I'm looking forward to this again next month. I'm 60, and both of my parents had colon cancer, so I am in the "High Risk" category... Great fun! The prep they give me is supposedly lemon flavor. Kind of like lemon-flavored furniture polish, maybe.
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Sep 29, 2023 21:41
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Genesplicer posted:I'm looking forward to this again next month. I'm 60, and both of my parents had colon cancer, so I am in the "High Risk" category... Have a jug sitting on my counter currently with a packet of lemon flavoring attached. My first time, so this should be fun.
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Sep 29, 2023 21:42
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I didn't really mind the taste. What really ground my gears was the shits
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Azrial posted:Have a jug sitting on my counter currently with a packet of lemon flavoring attached. My first time, so this should be fun. pro-tip. Do not stray more than 6 feet (2M) from your toilet.
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Sep 29, 2023 21:44
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That stuff, hoo boy, gives you the shits. Don't make plans
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Bad Purchase posted:lol were they playing torn while you got your rear end in a top hat torn? The irony wasn't lost on me. The doctor was a tender and considerate anal invader though, no tearing.
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Sep 29, 2023 21:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8qhrURrQbI
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Sep 29, 2023 21:59
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The Management posted:There’s a pill-sized camera you can swallow that will take pictures all the way through. You’ll still need to cleanse though. I was just thinking about a cool little 360 orb camera you could swallow. That kicks rear end it actually exists! E: What if they just use lasers to blow away your turds like cancer cells?
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Sep 29, 2023 22:09
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:
They tried that. The turds are converted into a gas, and the fartpressure is so great that it blasts the laser across the room.
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Sep 29, 2023 22:25
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Don't trust a fart!
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Facebook Aunt posted:Poison seems like the worst possible flavour when you want people to drink a full gallon of the stuff. idk if your dr told you but you can use mixers. i usually mix the gallon of prep into a gallon of cool aid and drink two gallons.
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While I was waiting for them to finish prepping the OR for me I remember the guy in the room next to me frantically pressing the nurse buzzer because he had a last minute rear end blast coming. He was already hooked up to the IV and everything so he couldn’t run to the bathroom fast enough on his own. I felt bad but also lol’d because he was  that buzzer with a fierceness.
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redshirt posted:lol this guy cleanses. weigh in and the match, how would you react in a fight if your opponent started violently making GBS threads themselves?
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Lucky Guy posted:weigh in and the match, how would you react in a fight if your opponent started violently making GBS threads themselves? Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
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Torquemada posted:Mine didn't even really taste that bad, like salty lemonade maybe? Also no chance of mistakes, you drink the recommended amount and about 30 seconds later it comes out your rear end under high pressure. I also got a pat on the back for having an exceptionally clean colon. Also, the camera up the rear end sometimes has a little cauterization loop on it, so they can whip out any minor polyps as they go, which is pretty efficient. I had four polyps cut off. I find out in 2 weeks if they were anything bad, I guess. Get to go back in 3-5 years. Those are the drugs I got too. I found the drugs disappointing. People are dropping dead all over the place over fentanyl, and I didn't feel a thing. My back was a little sore from my degenerative disk disease when I went in, and it stayed the same amount of sore the whole time. For all I could tell I got placebos. I guess I have the "don't get addicted to narcotics" genes instead of the "see the face of god" genes. 
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I had one last week. It was actually my second attempt, they prescribed me pills because I couldn't get through the liquid prep without vomiting. The sad thing is it was the smaller prep I didn't even have to drink a gallon. Still couldn't do it. The pills apparently worked fine. They used propofol for the sedative and I barely felt like I had been out and I don't remember anything about the procedure. All I know is I checked out fine. They said to recheck in 5 years. I'm only 34 but my older brother got diagnosed with adenocarcinoma (he's doing well after undergoing treatment) so the doctor recommended I get one. All in all pretty unpleasant experience but it can literally save your life if you have a polyp that could become cancerous removed so I guess it's worth it.
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Oct 1, 2023 05:59
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I. M. Gei posted:so it tastes like the cucumber lime gatorade? What the gently caress gently caress you
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Peggy Edson posted:Is your doctor a 60+ white man op? If so then he's stuck in every medical practice from the 1970s. Get a doctor under 40 and maybe you wouldn't have needed to drink a gallon of poison lol Next OP post: tips for applying leeches? These things are driving me crazy!
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I thought the pics they give you after were pretty cool. Nice to know what the ol’ poop chute looks like from the inside.
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Genesplicer posted:I'm looking forward to this again next month. I'm 60, and both of my parents had colon cancer, so I am in the "High Risk" category...  Both parents had high risk, early,  unusual * colon cancer, so I get to have a stranger take pictures inside my rear end in a top hat every two years for the rest of my life  The prep is the worst part. I try to fixate on whatever extravagant meal I plan on getting after the procedure. Of course  the procedure fucks me up and all I want is bar food when I wake up* unusual as in if they actually lived the lifestyle they told the doctor, it would be very strange. Both of my parents have drank like fishes (dad was a heavy smoker as well) and eaten lovely processed food their entire lives.
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