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Poison seems like the worst possible flavour when you want people to drink a full gallon of the stuff. It's just laxative and electrolytes. I expected it to taste like terrible knock off Gatorade. But no, they decided to make it bitter. Like poison. Gah. This is terrible.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Poison seems like the worst possible flavour when you want people to drink a full gallon of the stuff. Because they knew if it tasted good you'd do it all the time, and they can't snake your butthole everyday AND take care of patients who actually need checked.
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Sep 28, 2023 23:50
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Facebook Aunt posted:I expected it to taste like terrible knock off Gatorade. But no, they decided to make it bitter. Like poison. Gah. so it tastes like the cucumber lime gatorade?
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Sep 28, 2023 23:50
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I drink it every day
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Sep 28, 2023 23:50
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Oh god oh why. 500ml down, 3500ml to go. I haven't even gotten to the pooping part. Why can't I take a bottle of X-lax and just drink a gallon of gatorade? Why is it like this?
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Sep 28, 2023 23:53
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Cucumber lime Gatorade tastes like someone took the rotting vegetable stink at the bottom of a supermarket produce bin and made a drink flavor out of it. Why any healthy sane mind would want to do that, why an entire rear end company would greenlight it to consumers, or why anyone would want to drink that poo poo, I have no idea.
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Sep 28, 2023 23:53
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I. M. Gei posted:Cucumber lime Gatorade tastes like someone took the rotting vegetable stink at the bottom of a supermarket produce bin and made a drink flavor out of it. Why any healthy sane mind would want to do that, why an entire rear end company would greenlight it to consumers, or why anyone would want to drink that poo poo, I have no idea. Maybe they can partner with the prep companies to make an even worse flavour. New and improved! Now with more making GBS threads!
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Sep 28, 2023 23:58
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Facebook Aunt posted:Oh god oh why. 500ml down, 3500ml to go. I haven't even gotten to the pooping part. Why can't I take a bottle of X-lax and just drink a gallon of gatorade? Why is it like this? The medicine lines your colon so it doesnt produce mucus. Thats also why it has that awful awful awful aftertaste; its coating your throat 
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Sep 29, 2023 00:04
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Maybe it's supposed to make you vomit, like that syrup I can't spell the name of.
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Sep 29, 2023 00:04
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Don’t worry OP, the real fun is about to begin.
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Sep 29, 2023 00:30
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You gonna be blasting rear end tonight op?
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Sep 29, 2023 00:34
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I. M. Gei posted:Maybe it's supposed to make you vomit, like that syrup I can't spell the name of. Ipecac?
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Sep 29, 2023 00:44
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I. M. Gei posted:Cucumber lime Gatorade tastes like someone took the rotting vegetable stink at the bottom of a supermarket produce bin and made a drink flavor out of it. Why any healthy sane mind would want to do that, why an entire rear end company would greenlight it to consumers, or why anyone would want to drink that poo poo, I have no idea. It's the one flavor of Gatorade I really like. 
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Sep 29, 2023 00:44
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it goes down like a fine IPA
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Sep 29, 2023 00:47
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I prefer Cologuard where you send a box of your poo poo through UPS
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Sep 29, 2023 00:48
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Chinatown posted:You gonna be blasting rear end tonight op? Hell yeah. I'm gonna make that porcelain throne regret all it's life choices.
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Sep 29, 2023 00:49
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I read some people even poo poo their pants. Looking forward to the most GBS night of my life.
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Sep 29, 2023 00:51
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Facebook Aunt posted:I read some people even poo poo their pants. Looking forward to the most GBS night of my life. What do you think butt plugs are for? Don't tell me you've been using them like some kind of perverted way all this time.
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Sep 29, 2023 01:00
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Facebook Aunt posted:I read some people even poo poo their pants. Looking forward to the most GBS night of my life. Did the doc say if it’s supposed to all hit in one long 30 minute poo poo sesh, or does it take trips to the bathroom all night long? The times I’ve taken over the counter stuff to unblock myself ended up requiring I stay home all day as it would come and go. It was awful.
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Sep 29, 2023 01:07
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It's cool after you poo poo out all the poop and then it's just like salad bits undigested, like fish flakes. Then the magic starts and you start making GBS threads out cool neon yellow liquid . Good luck op, destroy that bathroom. Pro tip: get that salty Gatorade EXTRA cold and chase/mix it with actual Gatorade. More volume to drink but a little less gross.
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Sep 29, 2023 01:08
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more importantly, whoever came up with the idea of the barium contrast when you need a scan of your guts really needs to have their head checked. "Oh, you're having medical issues with your stomach and intestines? You can barely eat or drink? here, drink a liter of this incredibly bitter, vile tasting sludge. No, you have to drink it all. even though you havent been able to eat and keep anything down for days, we need you to drink all of this. What, it tastes bad? Well we could have tried a bit harder to make it taste palatable but that would cost literally ones of dollars, and you're only paying thousands for this hospital visit. Now choke down your liter of chalky glop, and if you throw up, you've gotta start over."
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Sep 29, 2023 01:12
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It is poison. The government puts it in there as part of a secret eugenics programme to weed out all the people that would put it in their mouth.
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Sep 29, 2023 01:14
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just knock it back OP youre gonna like the way you poop
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Sep 29, 2023 01:55
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You should weigh yourself before and after the laxatives take effect in order to accurately measure how full of poo poo you are.
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Sep 29, 2023 01:58
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Vakal posted:You should weigh yourself before and after the laxatives take effect in order to accurately measure how full of poo poo you are. This lol. do it for 
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Sep 29, 2023 02:03
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How often have you drank poison, OP? Just curious.
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Sep 29, 2023 02:13
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Did the doc say if it’s supposed to all hit in one long 30 minute poo poo sesh, or does it take trips to the bathroom all night long?  It's mostly not poop though. By the end it is supposed to be tea-coloured liquid because it keeps working long after you've pooped out all the solids.
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Sep 29, 2023 02:17
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I. M. Gei posted:cucumber lime gatorade wtf
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Sep 29, 2023 02:18
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redshirt posted:How often have you drank poison, OP? Just curious. Not very often, because if something tastes bitter I stop drinking it. I don't even drink coffee or beer because they are too bitter. I'm like abnormally sensitive to bitter flavours. Some chocolate ice cream is unpleasantly bitter. Just a terrible super power. Probably handy if I was foraging in the woods though.
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Sep 29, 2023 02:19
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After my colonoscopy the Doctor said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, sir, that's the cleanest colon we've ever seen".
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Sep 29, 2023 02:20
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when i went in for mine, they told me that i could forego the liquid if i promised to eat nothing but canned bush's baked beans for the 3 days prior to the appointment, and i did, and sure enough they set me right up and it went off without a hitch not a drop of vile liquid passed my lips
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Sep 29, 2023 02:25
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givepatajob posted:I prefer Cologuard where you send a box of your poo poo through UPS The best part of Cologuard is even in the ads they have to say it doesn't work very well and if use it insurance won't cover a colonoscopy.
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Sep 29, 2023 02:52
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Enjoy your endless farts op
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Sep 29, 2023 02:53
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You should have asked for the tablets instead, you pleb.
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Sep 29, 2023 02:55
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Lmao at thinking the flavor is the bad part. I dare you to trust yourself to get in bed after the effects kick in. "Now I can finally be done making GBS threads and go to bed" - weg, who's rear end somehow turned 1 gallon of loose juice into 2+. The exam is actually pleasant in comparison.
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Sep 29, 2023 03:00
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There are alternatives. I gave up during my first glass of that gallon of garbage, and went for another that was two small glasses total (but lots of pure water afterwards) Called picoprep here, not sure the generic name
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Sep 29, 2023 03:01
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weg posted:Lmao at thinking the flavor is the bad part. Shidding and farting is every goons birthright.
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Sep 29, 2023 03:02
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In a thread about poison and uncontrolled making GBS threads the most disturbing posts are the limon pepino slander
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Sep 29, 2023 03:06
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Facebook Aunt posted:Not very often, because if something tastes bitter I stop drinking it. I don't even drink coffee or beer because they are too bitter. You should build up your tolerances, just in case.
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I. M. Gei posted:Cucumber lime Gatorade tastes like someone took the rotting vegetable stink at the bottom of a supermarket produce bin and made a drink flavor out of it. Why any healthy sane mind would want to do that, why an entire rear end company would greenlight it to consumers, or why anyone would want to drink that poo poo, I have no idea. its good with Gilbeys
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