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The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

This is a regular occurrence where you live



I've been cackling at this poo poo for five minutes, what the gently caress

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015
You think the world ends at your borders. There are just some offshore islands where oil and immigrants come from.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

you pronounce the silent A in apple

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark
You were grievously injured, are barely conscious, near bleeding out and are arguing with the paramedics to just go away because you can't afford the ambulance ride.

Middle class edition: you're turning away the paramedics because you've got an Uber coming to take you to the hospital, even with cleaning fees it's still significantly cheaper than private healthcare.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Buce posted:

you pronounce the silent A in apple

have you any 'pples, good sir?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

If you ain't american get off my site. I gotta gun

Patriotism, the first bastion of idiots. And shouldn't you be busy shooting up a school or something?

https://imgur.io/gallery/vch7uSq

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


youre a hard working american patriot if you often shoot pets to kill on the job.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
you drive your car everywhere even indoors

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
you don't take off your shoes in your or anyone else's home

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
you're a previously nazi-germamy scientist working on rockets

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Whenever a European tells you how great socialised medicine is and that they feel sorry you don't have it, you post the Don Draper "Well I don't think about you at all" pic.

Then you go bankrupt for visiting a hospital because of an easily preventable disease.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

redshirt posted:

Eats Burger King in Paris

Firstly, it's "Hungry Jacks" not Burger King. I dunno who this bloke is but he is not the monarch of my fast food meal.

Secondly, years ago I was on holiday in Paris, and happened to be there on Bastille Day. On that day I saw that the McDonalds on Champs D'Elysee had a line stretching out of the shop. I am assuming American tourists scared to buy local foreign food on that country's national day.

Edit: Oh to reference another thing that was posted a page or so ago. I think it was on Beverly Hills 90210, but watching it as kids, my brother and I couldn't tell if one of the characters name was "Craig" or "Greg".

BrigadierSensible fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Oct 6, 2023

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

You’re dumb as gently caress and you know you’re dumb as gently caress but that doesn’t stop you from doubling down on every dumb as gently caress idea that pops into your dumb as gently caress head.

:yeah:

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Dixville posted:

You treat the chocolate fountain at the buffet as a mandatory addition to anything possible. Fried chicken? You better believe it.

Norovirus? You better believe it.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

BrigadierSensible posted:

Firstly, it's "Hungry Jacks" not Burger King. I dunno who this bloke is but he is not the monarch of my fast food meal.

Secondly, years ago I was on holiday in Paris, and happened to be there on Bastille Day. On that day I saw that the McDonalds on Champs D'Elysee had a line stretching out of the shop. I am assuming American tourists scared to buy local foreign food on that country's national day.

Edit: Oh to reference another thing that was posted a page or so ago. I think it was on Beverly Hills 90210, but watching it as kids, my brother and I couldn't tell if one of the characters name was "Craig" or "Greg".

I've been to the famous McDonalds with the white sign back in the 90's. It was full of locals.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Outpost22 posted:

Whenever a European tells you how great socialised medicine is and that they feel sorry you don't have it, you post the Don Draper "Well I don't think about you at all" pic.

Then you go bankrupt for visiting a hospital because of an easily preventable disease.

Or don’t get medical care for something very simple even though it is effecting your life negatively because you can’t afford the bill after your insurance “pays”.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Outpost22 posted:


Then you go bankrupt for visiting a hospital because of an easily preventable disease.

There you go commie.
IF you don't take the necessary steps to prevent that disease, why do you deserve to get it treated for free?

Check mate euro commies.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
When your not feeling too thirsty you just settle for a XL sized soda, instead of the XXL.

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Private Cumshoe posted:

Norovirus? You better believe it.

No that's what turns YOU into a chocolate fountain. Important difference!

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