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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
When you hear about a shooting you ask if it was targeted or mass

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
The only vacation you take is making GBS threads during your break

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you were born in the best country on earth, with a destiny to lead the free world

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

N. Senada posted:

When you hear about a shooting you ask if it was targeted or mass

where did it happen?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
You think welfare is what you say when someone asks how you’re doing

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
It is "You know you're an American IF" OP

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

your an, you're in, and urine sound the same

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

N. Senada posted:

You think welfare is what you say when someone asks how you’re doing

what the gently caress are you talking about?
what the fukis wrong with you?
gently caress you

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





EorayMel posted:

It is "You know you're an American IF" OP

The American education system has failed the OP.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



what about my an American IF?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
The foods you eat have traveled more than you have your entire life.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sophy Wackles posted:

The American education system has failed the OP.

yeah, I know

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I. M. Gei posted:

what about my an American IF?

Its cool that you think you take care of us

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
You think healthcare is a privilege

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Your a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and you're butt smells, and you like to kiss you're own butt.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
You spend more time in your car than with your loved ones

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Statues are important

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


You know you're american if you have an untreated pin worm infestation inside of your rear end in a top hat.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

flubber nuts posted:

You know you're american if you have an untreated pin worm infestation inside of your rear end in a top hat.

but I ain't got a win

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

flubber nuts posted:

You know you're american if you have an untreated pin worm infestation inside of your rear end in a top hat.

Best go get u some ivermectin

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

flubber nuts posted:

You know you're american if you have an untreated pin worm infestation inside of your rear end in a top hat.

Where else would you keep it?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


MrQwerty posted:

Best go get u some ivermectin

I'm on a daily dose brother. I use the pin worm safe version though because while I do lean politcally right (camps for my political adversaries) I do believe housing is a basic right.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I clean my guns every single day.
I ate a cheeseburger in the shower.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Your morbidly obese and keep chugging sweet tea or sodas cause your addicted.

EDIT: Not me though, I just have a dad bod.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

My truck gets 3 MPG

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
you own more guns than books

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


You can't receive medical attention.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

You can't receive medical attention.

Aspirin and waiting in the lobby costs 27K

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


redshirt posted:

Aspirin and waiting in the lobby costs 27K

I was charged $300 just for looking at the hospital as I drove past.

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

You respond “I’m fine” or “I’ve been busy” when someone asks how you’re doing

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
You love freedom

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
You're not sure what it is, but you've got it and others presumably don't

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

redshirt posted:

My truck gets 3 MPG

You should change a filter or something. Even my SUX 6000 still gets 6mpg on highway.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

N. Senada posted:

The foods you eat have traveled more than you have your entire life.

You exercise less than the animals that you eat.

Tragicomic
Jun 6, 2011

by Modern Video Games
Someone mentions 'da troops' and you jizz yourself/spontaneously orgasm

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
You love the flag so much you desecrate it constantly by turning it into underwear and skulls

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
you talk louder when you encounter someone who doesn't speak english, thinking it might help something somehow

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
you talk louder thinking it might help something somehow

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You're constantly putting your arm around people's shoulders and saying "Hey listen here buddy, let me tell you something."

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