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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Better use of $100 - tire patch or backstage meet& greet with Joe Gatto?🤔

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

MuadDib Atreides posted:

My driveway is dirt and im not thinking to futz around with the fail included jack. AAA can come out what am I even paying them for

Yes brother, no shame.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I feel like OP confided once that he drives a Prius

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Ofc he drives a Prius


How can you afford gas in Joe fricken Biden tree centric economic

What happened to Trump's rugged industrialist economy? He was the Carnegie of our time and these rotten Democrats just keep pushing the gas price lever.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Sid Vicious posted:

i havea guess that its bidenflation

does "shan't speculate" mean nothing to you??

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
I was hanging out at a coffee shop and some guy came up and asked me for a very specific small amount of money. He said he needed it to get a tire patch kit so he could fix his tire and get home. Coincidentally I had a patch kit in my car and he followed me all the way across the parking lot to retrieve it. He seemed very appreciative and I felt like a good and helpful citizen.

A few days later the same guy was outside the same shop asking for the same small amount of money to acquire a tire patch kit.

I was the only thing deflated.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

I had a flat. It cost me $15 to fix. I considered a new set of tires, except the 4-way brotherhood between these rollers was so strong.. That one of them should fall prey to some errant nail that rattled off the back of a flat bed pickup and lost their internal pressure is distressing to me and probably to the mates of this tire. But I decided, no, this tire will be whole again and join its siblings pulling me down the road.

covidstomper58 fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Oct 2, 2023

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

weg posted:

I was hanging out at a coffee shop and some guy came up and asked me for a very specific small amount of money. He said he needed it to get a tire patch kit so he could fix his tire and get home. Coincidentally I had a patch kit in my car and he followed me all the way across the parking lot to retrieve it. He seemed very appreciative and I felt like a good and helpful citizen.

A few days later the same guy was outside the same shop asking for the same small amount of money to acquire a tire patch kit.

I was the only thing deflated.

and that man's name was nom epique

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*makes popping sound with finger and inside of cheek*

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I slashed ops tires to force him to sit home and post until he gets a 1 month

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I hope you drive a lot better than you ride a bike in that game, OP.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

BigBadSteve posted:

I hope you drive a lot better than you ride a bike in that game, OP.

Oh god lol what game was it ahahaha

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

BigBadSteve posted:

I hope you drive a lot better than you ride a bike in that game, OP.

you never saw him play any driving games did you

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





BigBadSteve posted:

I hope you drive a lot better than you ride a bike in that game, OP.

Watching him crash into the same loving rock 100 times in a row.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I live across the street from a free public air pump and holy poo poo do people ever explode their tires a LOT. I'm surprised there haven't been any major injuries. They also blow up bike tires all the time. I hear the explosion at least once a week.

One person straight up abandoned their car. It didn't get towed for 3 days.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Oh god lol what game was it ahahaha

Lonely Mountains Downhill, an OP classique.

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
I posted a vid of myself riding my real bike on the Nom Radio YouTube channel but yall been sleeping on it heavy

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
IDK if you've decided to replace one tire, two, or four, but in the before times I felt strongly one should spring for tires at least one step up from the cheapest ones available.

Directionals are nice.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Jeeps often helpfully have a perfectly good tire just sitting on the back of it.

DOOR STUCK

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

Charles Bukowski posted:

Jeeps often helpfully have a perfectly good tire just sitting on the back of it.

DOOR STUCK

Cellar door 🤣🤣🤣🤣

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Tires

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hope ob got this sorted out

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

President Joe Biden

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

How's ob gonna get us to pay for his tire while probed

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Chinatown posted:

hope ob got this sorted out

I’m still waiting for closure on the house buying. Guy loves to leave us hanging.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m still waiting for closure on the house buying. Guy loves to leave us hanging.

He probably bought the house and took out like a five in one or a 15 in 1 ARM

Maybe if we buy a platinum he can keep us updated via platinum messaging. And honestly maybe if we buy him an unshadow band he can keep us updated. How do I buy an unpro. Why won't Jeffrey let me reduce probe so I one day at a time with my dollars???

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m still waiting for closure on the house buying. Guy loves to leave us hanging.

House? How could he afford a house after Biden took all his money?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

BigBadSteve posted:

House? How could he afford a house after Biden took all his money?

This was the crux of his problem yes.

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

This was the crux of his problem yes.

He was also asking a bunch of questions about wiring that indicated no professionals were in any way associated with this home purchase prior to trying to close.

Then he got frustrated/bored and posted about 🅱️ and got a 30.

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