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Jaguars!


And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their balls cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

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nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen

quote:

That's one thing Earthlings might learn to do, if they tried hard enough: Ignore the awful balls, and concentrate on the good ones.

Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

nesamdoom posted:

Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

slaughterhouse two

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
.

Viginti Septem fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Nov 10, 2023

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

AdvilSmith

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.


thank you RavenousScoot 🤘🐹

more falafel please

forums poster

For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Balls?




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Snuff Melange

______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
______________

“Not the blood, sir. But all of a man’s balls, ultimately, belongs to his people—to his tribe. It’s a necessity when you live near the Great Flat. All balls's precious there, and the human body is composed of some seventy percent balls by weight. A dead man, surely, no longer requires that balls” - Frank Herbert, Dune

ChubbyChecker

Three Balls for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ball to rule them all, One Ball to find them,
One Ball to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.









Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

fear is the ball killer

more falafel please

forums poster

Drink-Mix Man posted:

fear is the ball killer

i will permit my balls to pass over me and through me




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Balls swell that end swell

ChubbyChecker

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Balls swell that end swell









Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Drink-Mix Man posted:

fear is the ball killer

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
seeing in the distance a ball tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any balls. when he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for balls. then he said to the tree, “may no one ever eat balls from you again.” and his disciples heard him say it.

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ChubbyChecker

Nosfereefer posted:

seeing in the distance a ball tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any balls. when he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for balls. then he said to the tree, “may no one ever eat balls from you again.” and his disciples heard him say it.

Zoya

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.




Drink-Mix Man posted:

fear is the ball killer

balls are the mind killer







thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax
“James Bond, with two double bourbons inside him, sat in the final departure lounge of Miami airport and thought about balls.”


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

google THIS

Abraham. Do you bite your balls at us, sir?
Sampson. I do bite my balls, sir.
Abraham. Do you bite your balls at us, sir?
Sampson. [Aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say
ay?
Gregory. No.
Sampson. No, sir, I do not bite my balls at you, sir, but I
bite my balls, sir.

ChubbyChecker

google THIS posted:

Abraham. Do you bite your balls at us, sir?
Sampson. I do bite my balls, sir.
Abraham. Do you bite your balls at us, sir?
Sampson. [Aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say
ay?
Gregory. No.
Sampson. No, sir, I do not bite my balls at you, sir, but I
bite my balls, sir.

nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen

“What is a country? A country is a piece of land surrounded on all sides by balls, usually unnatural. Englishmen are dying for balls, Americans are dying for balls, Germans are dying for balls, Russians are dying for balls. There are now fifty or sixty countries fighting in this war. Surely so many balls can't all be worth dying for.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
you've got balls in your eyes

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Ball me, Ishmael

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

"He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his groin had been a mortar, he burst his hot balls' shell upon it."

-Moby's Dick

Zoya

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.




google THIS posted:

Abraham. Do you bite your balls at us, sir?
Sampson. I do bite my balls, sir.
Abraham. Do you bite your balls at us, sir?
Sampson. [Aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say
ay?
Gregory. No.
Sampson. No, sir, I do not bite my balls at you, sir, but I
bite my balls, sir.







thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
life is but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his balls upon the stage, and then is heard no more; It is a tall tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying balls





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

RavenousScoot

Look on my Balls, ye Mighty, and despair!


THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen

All go to the same place; all come from balls, and to balls all return.

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill
a screaming comes across the the balls

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill
i pledge allegiance to the balls of the United Penis of America
and to the vagina for which it stands
one nation
under the mons
uncircumcised
with liberty and scrotum for all
amen

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
.

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Visions of Valerie

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...
arma scrotumque cano, troiae qui primus ab orbis...

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

HUSKY DILF posted:

i pledge allegiance to the balls of the United Penis of America
and to the vagina for which it stands
one nation
under the mons
uncircumcised
with liberty and scrotum for all
amen

lol





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

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