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A Tale of Two Balls by Charles Dickballs: "It was the best of balls, it was the worst of balls." Neuromancer by William Gibballs: "The sky above was the color of a television tuned to dead balls" 1984 by George Orballs: "He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Balls."
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Oct 20, 2023 15:21
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Hear the sledges with the balls— Silver balls! What a world of merriment their melody foretells! How they tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, In the icy air of night! While the stars that oversprinkle All the heavens, seem to twinkle With a crystalline delight; Keeping time, time, time, In a sort of Runic rhyme, To the tintinabulation that so musically wells From the balls, balls, balls, balls, Balls, balls, balls— From the jingling and the tinkling of the balls. II. Hear the mellow wedding balls, Golden balls! What a world of happiness their harmony foretells! Through the balmy air of night How they ring out their delight! From the molten-golden notes, And all in tune, What a liquid ditty floats To the turtle-dove that listens, while she gloats On the moon! Oh, from out the sounding cells, What a gush of euphony voluminously wells! How it swells! How it dwells On the Future! how it tells Of the rapture that impels To the swinging and the ringing Of the balls, balls, balls, Of the balls, balls, balls, balls, Balls, balls, balls— To the rhyming and the chiming of the balls! III. Hear the loud alarum balls— Brazen balls! What tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells! In the startled ear of night How they scream out their affright! Too much horrified to speak, They can only shriek, shriek, Out of tune, In a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire, In a mad expostulation with the deaf and frantic fire, Leaping higher, higher, higher, With a desperate desire, And a resolute endeavor Now—now to sit or never, By the side of the pale-faced moon. Oh, the balls, balls, balls! What a tale their terror tells Of Despair! How they clang, and clash, and roar! What a horror they outpour On the bosom of the palpitating air! Yet the ear it fully knows, By the twanging, And the clanging, How the danger ebbs and flows; Yet the ear distinctly tells, In the jangling, And the wrangling. How the danger sinks and swells, By the sinking or the swelling in the anger of the balls— Of the balls— Of the balls, balls, balls, balls, Balls, balls, balls— In the clamor and the clangor of the balls! IV. Hear the tolling of the balls— Iron balls! What a world of solemn thought their monody compels! In the silence of the night, How we shiver with affright At the melancholy menace of their tone! For every sound that floats From the rust within their throats Is a groan. And the people—ah, the people— They that dwell up in the steeple, All alone, And who tolling, tolling, tolling, In that muffled monotone, Feel a glory in so rolling On the human heart a stone— They are neither man nor woman— They are neither brute nor human— They are Ghouls: And their king it is who tolls; And he rolls, rolls, rolls, Rolls A pćan from the balls! And his merry bosom swells With the pćan of the balls! And he dances, and he yells; Keeping time, time, time, In a sort of Runic rhyme, To the pćan of the balls— Of the balls: Keeping time, time, time, In a sort of Runic rhyme, To the throbbing of the balls— Of the balls, balls, balls— To the sobbing of the balls; Keeping time, time, time, As he knells, knells, knells, In a happy Runic rhyme, To the rolling of the balls— Of the balls, balls, balls— To the tolling of the balls, Of the balls, balls, balls, balls— Balls, balls, balls— To the moaning and the groaning of the balls. |
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Oct 20, 2023 16:51
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The balls did it. |
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Oct 20, 2023 19:44
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And so we beat on, balls against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. |
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Oct 20, 2023 21:44
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And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be balls: and there was balls. And God saw the balls, that they were good |
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Oct 20, 2023 22:13
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Most men and women will grow up to love their balls and will never dream of revolution. |
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Oct 20, 2023 22:16
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there is a specter haunting europe... the specter of balls |
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Oct 20, 2023 22:17
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To the person in the balls jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is the bad dream. |
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Oct 20, 2023 22:18
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of balls. |
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Oct 20, 2023 22:20
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Nosfereefer posted:there is a specter haunting europe... the specter of balls ahaha |
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Oct 20, 2023 22:20
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All balls are equal, but some balls are more equal than others. |
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Oct 20, 2023 22:21
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Without balls, life would be a mistake. But my body was like a harp and her words and gestures were like fingers running upon the balls. One girl is worth more than twenty balls. |
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Oct 20, 2023 22:25
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Four balls good, two balls bad. |
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Oct 20, 2023 22:29
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ChubbyChecker posted:Four balls good, two balls bad. lololol |
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Oct 20, 2023 22:31
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ChubbyChecker posted:And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be balls: and there was balls. And God saw the balls, that they were good lol |
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Oct 21, 2023 01:19
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Balls, and balls, and balls, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty balls. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his balls upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying balls. |
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Oct 21, 2023 01:50
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frankly, my dear, i don't give a balls |
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Oct 21, 2023 02:04
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Two balls diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two balls diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. sorry bob |
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Oct 21, 2023 07:44
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Jesus' balls wept 
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Oct 21, 2023 08:31
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"Who is John Galt?" The light was ebbing, and Eddie Willers could not distinguish the bum's balls. |
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Oct 21, 2023 08:42
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In the balls in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not nasty, dirty, wet balls, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet dry, bare, sandy balls with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: they were hobbit-balls, and those mean comfort. |
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Oct 21, 2023 13:33
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the creatures outside looked from pig to balls, and from balls to pig, but already it was impossible to say which was which |
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Oct 21, 2023 14:31
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Nosfereefer posted:the creatures outside looked from pig to balls, and from balls to pig, but already it was impossible to say which was which |
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Oct 21, 2023 14:58
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ChubbyChecker posted:In the balls in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not nasty, dirty, wet balls, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet dry, bare, sandy balls with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: they were hobbit-balls, and those mean comfort. |
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Oct 21, 2023 18:10
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For she had balls and chose me. |
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Oct 21, 2023 18:15
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The sky seemed to split apart from end to end to pour its balls down upon me. |
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Oct 21, 2023 22:41
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The man who believes that the secrets of the world are forever hidden lives in mystery and fear. Superstition will drag him down. The rain will erode the deeds of his life. But that man who sets himself the task of singling out the thread of order from the tapestry will by the decision alone have taken charge of the world and it is only by such taking charge that he will effect a way to dictate the terms of his own balls. |
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Oct 21, 2023 23:11
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mister gorbachev, TEAR DOWN THOSE BALLS
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Oct 22, 2023 00:36
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Zoya posted:mister gorbachev, TEAR DOWN THOSE BALLS lmao |
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Oct 22, 2023 00:40
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“Welcome to my balls! Enter freely and of your own will!” He made no motion of stepping to meet me, but stood like a statue, as though his gesture of welcome had fixed him into stone. The instant, however, that I had stepped over the threshold, he moved impulsively forward, and holding out his balls grasped mine with a strength which made me wince, an effect which was not lessened by the fact that they seemed as cold as ice—more like the balls of a dead than a living man. |
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Oct 22, 2023 01:05
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's balls? Thou art sweaty and much more fragrant |
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Oct 22, 2023 01:05
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we're gonna need a bigger balls
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Oct 23, 2023 03:07
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balls was the doctor, the monster's name was dr. balls' monster
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Oct 23, 2023 03:08
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古玉や 蛙飛び込む 水の音 |
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Oct 23, 2023 13:57
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Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover balls. |
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Oct 23, 2023 19:28
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"NO!" boomed big brother "they were small! welcome to tiny balls world, winston" |
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Oct 23, 2023 19:37
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"I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my balls: I am, I am, I am." - Sylvia Plath, "The Ball Jar" |
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Oct 23, 2023 22:14
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Nosfereefer posted:"NO!" boomed big brother "they were small! welcome to tiny balls world, winston" |
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Oct 25, 2023 21:20
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My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my balls a hurricane, and my breath death! |
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Oct 26, 2023 13:25
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To balls or not to balls, that is the question.
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