How has game logic affected your real life?

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

everyone knows you run faster with a knife.

# ? Oct 24, 2023 00:21

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# ? May 2, 2024 23:42

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

It's just patterns OP.

Left left right left up up down left

# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:43

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Also, I must construct additional pylons

i have a sudden urge to reticulate splines...

# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:47

egg_dog: Nov 12, 2005; nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́; Fun Shoe

When I've got low health (hungry) I reach into my bag and eat four loaves of bread in 2 seconds

# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:55

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

I'm so sick of being killed only to respawn ten seconds later.

It hurts so much.

# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:57

space uncle: Sep 17, 2006; "I don�t care if Biden beats Trump. I�m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won�t"

When I�m at work I avoid the red barrels that are scattered haphazardly around. I especially avoid the big wooden crates with a red band around them.

The regular metal barrels are fine though. Except for the time a gorilla threw a bunch of them at us.

# ? Oct 24, 2023 02:12

Fatty: Sep 13, 2004; Not really fat

Extremely long load times (in Morrowind specifically) mean that I never go to a place until I have loads of stuff to get done there. I never make second trips.

My life is a mess.

# ? Oct 24, 2023 02:22

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

SOMETIMES IN LIFE WHEN IM (INSERT ACTION), I (REFERENCE TO ACTION FROM VIDEO GAME).

# ? Oct 24, 2023 02:46

SweetMercifulCrap!: Jan 28, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Poohs Packin posted:

SOMETIMES IN LIFE WHEN IM (INSERT ACTION), I (REFERENCE TO ACTION FROM VIDEO GAME).

(Pooping), (Aim my butt at my enemy and fire my turds at them the way Kazooie fires eggs in Banjo-Kazooie)

# ? Oct 24, 2023 02:58

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

i know the correct weapon to use for every boss.

# ? Oct 24, 2023 03:37

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

I do give myself a little internal point bonus for jumping over a puddle, say

# ? Oct 24, 2023 03:39

Defiance Industries: Jul 22, 2010; A five-star manufacturer

I thought when I was attracted to someone all I had to do was agree with whatever they said and they'd have sex with me

# ? Oct 24, 2023 03:44

Rock Paper Tongue: Oct 24, 2016; May cause birth defects

If I'm not directly next to a light source I begin going insane

# ? Oct 24, 2023 04:27

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Every 10 minutes or so I eat a fish and drink some water that I squeezed from a fish

# ? Oct 24, 2023 04:37

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

Nice Van My Man posted:

I tried running along the wall rubbing against it going "uh uh uh uh uh uh uh" hoping it would open up a passage with secret treasure. I must have been getting close because my boss fired me before I could find it.

I also worked in a Nazi castle. Hell, I still do. I was transferred to another one with an important magic spear (?). Not that clear on that, just trying to keep my head down. I clean up the German shepherd poop. Please don't ban me, I'm trying to find another job

# ? Oct 24, 2023 04:49