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I find that RTS game knowledge applies well whenever an ordered process is involved in real life. I always used to beat my friends at TA because I was the only one that realised that the rate at which you gathered resources was the factor that limited your military strength, quite basic really. It's always obvious to me IRL when something minor is slowing down a procedure, so I try to change it. I also keep a mental inventory of all the items on my person. I imagine some sort of menu that contains a small picture of each.
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I don't do any of that. Seems weird.
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Oct 21, 2023 09:15
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Playing tens of thousands of hours of WoW has taught me to poop into a sock with little to no spill. This is useful in many situations.
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Oct 21, 2023 09:21
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when i knock people out on the street i loot their bodies
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Oct 21, 2023 09:27
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I was eaten by a grue.
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Oct 21, 2023 09:34
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I learned a lot of important life skills irt navigating corporate culture from doom and quake
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Oct 21, 2023 09:37
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I spycheck by shooting everyone I meet.
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Oct 21, 2023 09:38
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I only move while strafing. I have yet to be shot.
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Oct 21, 2023 09:42
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if you crouch on a tall dresser and jump, you can clip through the ceiling
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Oct 21, 2023 09:43
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For way too long I mistakenly thought that doing all the right things and checking off all the required boxes would make the numbers go up.
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Oct 21, 2023 09:44
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Dollar store pencilhands thread
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Oct 21, 2023 09:59
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I tell everyone about how I hurt my knee
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Oct 21, 2023 10:19
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i use money to buy items from the store irl, just like in counterstrike
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Oct 21, 2023 10:20
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I always wonder if playing lots of GTA style games has made me better at navigating cities/reading maps.
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Oct 21, 2023 10:21
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i keep giving the tiktok npc my glizzies but the quest log won't budge 
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Oct 21, 2023 10:21
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I've developed a keen eye for pressure plates and other elements in my environment that look out of place.
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Oct 21, 2023 10:25
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calling people noobs
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Oct 21, 2023 11:13
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I can tell when a number gets bigger or smaller compared to another number
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Oct 21, 2023 12:01
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I carry a backpack filled with twice my bodyweight in crap I picked up off the floor, and I try to sell it to every shopkeeper I meet.
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Oct 21, 2023 12:08
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So many bruises on my face and body because I cannot clip plane through walls like that one cheat command
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Oct 21, 2023 12:19
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Its okay if i kill people because they will respawn anyway
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Oct 21, 2023 12:25
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My backwards running and shooting skills are second to none
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Oct 21, 2023 13:09
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When I'm close to a police car I have an urge to jack it. The police car that is.
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Oct 21, 2023 13:20
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3000 hours of dark souls taught me to roll around naked in public and just parry the haters.
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Oct 21, 2023 13:26
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I always go left.
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Oct 21, 2023 13:35
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I cannot get me flask
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Oct 21, 2023 13:45
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Bad Purchase posted:i use money to buy items from the store irl, just like in counterstrike Every morning the first thing i do is buy a kalashnikov
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Oct 21, 2023 13:50
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The main quest at my job is really lame and i try to ignore it
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Oct 21, 2023 13:56
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When I'm late for an appointment I make sure to repeatedly jump while wiggling my body left and right to get there faster
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Oct 21, 2023 13:56
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I've found people in real life are a lot less accommodating of you entering their houses, smashing their pots, and taking what your find.
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Oct 21, 2023 14:59
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Well, the one time someone recommended a self help book that advocated gamifying my life written by "The Nerdist" I realized that they didn't think very well of me.
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Oct 21, 2023 15:07
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Every time I lock eyes with a schoolchild I challenge them to a dog fight and take their lunch money.
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Oct 21, 2023 15:14
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I'm working on leveling up my STR to increase my max carry weight
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Oct 21, 2023 15:21
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Sometimes when a door is locked I try killing everything in the room to see if that will open it.
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Oct 21, 2023 15:24
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it certainly helped me figure out that you and pencil hands were just palette swaps, op.
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Oct 21, 2023 16:34
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How many pencils can your hands fit
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Oct 21, 2023 16:41
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Kit Walker posted:When I'm late for an appointment I make sure to repeatedly jump while wiggling my body left and right to get there faster I simply clip through the geometry
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Oct 21, 2023 17:20
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NoiseAnnoys posted:it certainly helped me figure out that you and pencil hands were just palette swaps, op. idk Wizard Master has never admitted to taking big, rock-solid opiate addict shits in grocery store restrooms and leaving them for the staff to deal with
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Oct 21, 2023 17:22
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im pretty good at crossing busy streets without dying thanks to frogger honing my instincts as a child similarly, ive never tried it, but i bet i could drive a sports car into the back of a truck and get some upgrades like in spy hunter.
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MrQwerty posted:idk Wizard Master has never admitted to taking big, rock-solid opiate addict shits in grocery store restrooms and leaving them for the staff to deal with it’s obvious that pencil hands is the advanced version you meet in the shopping mall stage
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