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All day I was ripping unbelievable rear end and it smelled like soup. Exactly like soup. My wife came home and said “oooh, are you cooking soup?!” and then I had to lie and say I ate soup for lunch, which I didn’t. In fact I haven’t eaten soup for years because I don’t like liquid food. Is it possible that the little flecks of meat and potatoes and carrots and onions that are hibernating in my colon could have mixed with gastric acid to make a gut soup? Could I conceivably piss actual soup out of my rear end into a pot, boil it and serve it to my family? Anyway, what foods could you make from the remnants in your colon?
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 23:32 |
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:All day I was ripping unbelievable rear end and it smelled like soup. Exactly like soup. My wife came home and said “oooh, are you cooking soup?!” and then I had to lie and say I ate soup for lunch, which I didn’t. In fact I haven’t eaten soup for years because I don’t like liquid food. You're not actually digesting your food because you're in the Matrix and being used as a battery so aliens can watch porn on their bitcoin mining rigs
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 23:36 |
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Strangely into this
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 23:44 |
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WTF does soup smell like
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 23:47 |
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what kinda soup op?
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 23:54 |
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ChubbyChecker posted:what kinda soup op?
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 23:54 |
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i must compose posted:WTF does soup smell like Read the ingredients in my colon again bitch
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 00:06 |
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I bet it was garlic beef stew using cow tongues
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 00:07 |
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See a doctor, OP.
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 00:07 |
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EorayMel posted:I bet it was garlic beef stew using cow tongues Farting in ecstasy from internal bovine analingus
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 00:12 |
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killaer posted:i use industrialized large scale rituals of f,lesh harvesting to sustain myself and my family. i enjoy the taste of iron, blood, and fear, so it seems fairly natural that i would embed myself in a society that is built upon the ritualized large scale industrial harvesting of flesh. when i tire of the consumption of one type of flesh, i simply move to a different flesh, and if that fails, i devour flesh and skin together. Blurry Gray Thing posted:Bleeding, ruined flesh. Riot Bimbo posted:I am glad that year round I can go to Braums and get a burger topped with an icecream sundae while by $3 5lb box of pork trimmings sizzles on a gigantic skillet while by beef stroganof cooks in the other one while chanting like a madman crying for more animal flesh. more and more animal flesh. Riot Bimbo posted:I am glad. brutal animal death makes me horny. eating a burger is a sublime sexual experience and i only hope someday i can gorge myself on a table of the finest beef meats as cows scream and die around me, the orgasms onto the bovine corpses will produce enough jizz to ensiminate an entire female planet.
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 00:21 |
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Tell you’re wife you “got her soup right here” have her dine on that booty hole op
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 00:44 |
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taste you’re own poop op see if it tastes like soup
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 00:46 |
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Things can't smell like soup. You might as well say something smells like food. There are countless different types of soup and any given one probably doesn't share a single ingredient with the majority of other soups. You're talking absolute nonsense, just total gibberish.
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 00:54 |
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My farts smell exactly like poop too OP
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:05 |
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OP standing up and bending over at a 90 degree angle without any pants as hot stinky foul creamy farts rip out of OP's flabby pimply rear end like slowly stirring macaroni and cheese
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:07 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Things can't smell like soup. You might as well say something smells like food. There are countless different types of soup and any given one probably doesn't share a single ingredient with the majority of other soups. Thanks for the history lesson but i’m saying my farts smell exactly like this
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:46 |
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My piss smells like salami after I eat a pizza from a specific restaurant. I think its just so good that it shuts down parts of my organs when digesting.
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:47 |
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EorayMel posted:OP standing up and bending over at a 90 degree angle without any pants as hot stinky foul creamy farts rip out of OP's flabby pimply rear end like slowly stirring macaroni and cheese
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:47 |
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nine-gear crow posted:See a doctor, OP. Why do people always say this when your farts smell bad? What the gently caress is the doctor going to do? “I diagnose you with smelly farts”
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:48 |
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i wish my farts smelled like soup. instead they just smell like my dogs farts. i have dog gas inside me.
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:48 |
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while were on this topic, why do bubble bath farts smell the way they do?
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:49 |
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:My wife came home and said “oooh, are you cooking soup?!” and then I had to lie and say I ate soup for lunch, which I didn’t. at being this ashamed of your farts.
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:53 |
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Did you shout "no soup for you" every time you farted
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 02:40 |
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ChubbyChecker posted:what kinda soup op? Henry Lee Mucus posted:... the little flecks of meat and potatoes and carrots and onions that are hibernating in my colon... Please don't waste the time of the hard farting OP further with silly/already answered questions. Henry Lee Mucus posted:Could I conceivably piss actual soup out of my rear end into a pot, boil it and serve it to my family? How much do you like them?
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 02:53 |
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flubber nuts posted:i wish my farts smelled like soup. instead they just smell like my dogs farts. i have dog gas inside me. Your dog licks its rear end. Your dog licks your face. Dog rear end/gut bacteria goes into your mouth and breeds in your gut, creating doglike farts.
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 02:57 |
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BigBadSteve posted:Your dog licks its rear end. Your dog licks your face. Dog rear end/gut bacteria goes into your mouth and breeds in your gut, creating doglike farts. Doglike farts? Well, Fido's gonna LOVE these farts!
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 03:21 |
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BigBadSteve posted:Your dog licks its rear end. Your dog licks your face. Dog rear end/gut bacteria goes into your mouth and breeds in your gut, creating doglike farts. I will never date people who let their dogs lick their faces. It’s powerfully gross
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 03:28 |
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So if this is how vegans think omnivores feel about the mundaneness of eating, are they just like, perpetually horny about spinach? "I don't need salad dressing. I make my own."
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 03:30 |
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buglord posted:I will never date people who let their dogs lick their faces. It’s powerfully gross
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 03:36 |
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Tomato "that ain't tomatoes" Soup
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 03:38 |
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Dog farts are thick, meaty, powerful farts. No butt cheeks, silent but deadly, straight to atmosphere.
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 03:38 |
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What type of soup are you eating OP?
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 04:38 |
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The human body is 70% water, with most of the remainder being meat and bones. Strictly speaking, you are soup.
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 04:52 |
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don't let olive garden find out, the soup farters are mined for their unlimited soup salad and breadsticks
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 05:01 |
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Aishlinn posted:don't let olive garden find out, the soup farters are mined for their unlimited soup salad and breadsticks If i were italian id resent the implication my wedding smells like the wretched flatulence of OP's cursed coilitus colon
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 06:23 |
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pencilhands posted:Why do people always say this when your farts smell bad? What the gently caress is the doctor going to do? I dunno but any excuse to rip rear end in front of a paid professional works for me. "Whaddya think, doc? Soup or no?"
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 07:24 |
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my farts smell EXACTLY like poop
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:Anyway, what foods could you make from the remnants in your colon?
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