Henry Lee Mucus posted:

All day I was ripping unbelievable rear end and it smelled like soup. Exactly like soup. My wife came home and said “oooh, are you cooking soup?!” and then I had to lie and say I ate soup for lunch, which I didn’t. In fact I haven’t eaten soup for years because I don’t like liquid food.

Is it possible that the little flecks of meat and potatoes and carrots and onions that are hibernating in my colon could have mixed with gastric acid to make a gut soup? Could I conceivably piss actual soup out of my rear end into a pot, boil it and serve it to my family?

Anyway, what foods could you make from the remnants in your colon?

ChubbyChecker posted:

what kinda soup op?

i must compose posted:

WTF does soup smell like

EorayMel posted:

I bet it was garlic beef stew using cow tongues

killaer posted:

i use industrialized large scale rituals of f,lesh harvesting to sustain myself and my family. i enjoy the taste of iron, blood, and fear, so it seems fairly natural that i would embed myself in a society that is built upon the ritualized large scale industrial harvesting of flesh. when i tire of the consumption of one type of flesh, i simply move to a different flesh, and if that fails, i devour flesh and skin together.

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Bleeding, ruined flesh.

Pulsing, twitching flesh.

Shredded flesh.

Beautiful flesh.

Riot Bimbo posted:

I am glad that year round I can go to Braums and get a burger topped with an icecream sundae while by $3 5lb box of pork trimmings sizzles on a gigantic skillet while by beef stroganof cooks in the other one while chanting like a madman crying for more animal flesh. more and more animal flesh.

Riot Bimbo posted:

I am glad. brutal animal death makes me horny. eating a burger is a sublime sexual experience and i only hope someday i can gorge myself on a table of the finest beef meats as cows scream and die around me, the orgasms onto the bovine corpses will produce enough jizz to ensiminate an entire female planet.

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Things can't smell like soup. You might as well say something smells like food. There are countless different types of soup and any given one probably doesn't share a single ingredient with the majority of other soups.

You're talking absolute nonsense, just total gibberish.

EorayMel posted:

OP standing up and bending over at a 90 degree angle without any pants as hot stinky foul creamy farts rip out of OP's flabby pimply rear end like slowly stirring macaroni and cheese

nine-gear crow posted:

See a doctor, OP.

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

My wife came home and said “oooh, are you cooking soup?!” and then I had to lie and say I ate soup for lunch, which I didn’t.

ChubbyChecker posted:

what kinda soup op?

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

... the little flecks of meat and potatoes and carrots and onions that are hibernating in my colon...

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

Could I conceivably piss actual soup out of my rear end into a pot, boil it and serve it to my family?

flubber nuts posted:

i wish my farts smelled like soup. instead they just smell like my dogs farts. i have dog gas inside me.

BigBadSteve posted:

Your dog licks its rear end. Your dog licks your face. Dog rear end/gut bacteria goes into your mouth and breeds in your gut, creating doglike farts.

BigBadSteve posted:

Your dog licks its rear end. Your dog licks your face. Dog rear end/gut bacteria goes into your mouth and breeds in your gut, creating doglike farts.

EorayMel posted:

buglord posted:

I will never date people who let their dogs lick their faces. It’s powerfully gross

Aishlinn posted:

don't let olive garden find out, the soup farters are mined for their unlimited soup salad and breadsticks

pencilhands posted:

Why do people always say this when your farts smell bad? What the gently caress is the doctor going to do?

“I diagnose you with smelly farts”

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

Anyway, what foods could you make from the remnants in your colon?