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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I thought luring children to you car truck with the promise of candy had long been viewed as concerning.

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great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Extra Large Marge posted:

There was this one house that would hand out pennies wrapped in tin foil. What's up with that?

They were rear end pennies, that guy is going to be way more confident now

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Punkinhead posted:

Thank you for awakening a memory of young-me choking on a caramel apple I was trying to eat as fast as possible so I wouldn't have to hold it anymore

For your pain and suffering, I submit a picture of me and pop, trick-or-treating just before my second birthday. No pillowcase at this point, because my parents believed in limiting the candy intake of toddlers. Bastards.

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Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Worf posted:

the finest lead & cadmium

cadmium creme eggs

Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

Trunk or treat can be cool if it's done up properly, like a Halloweens party mixed with trick or treat. Of course it shouldn't substitute house-to-house trick or treat, where possible both should be done.

More types of Halloween parties is always better.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Trunk or treat is great if you give you tiny boxes of raisins with bible verses taped to them because then the kids don't know where your house is.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Honestly I don't blame them for doing this poo poo in a day and age when your neighborhood Republican is ready to send multiple rounds through his own front door because he thinks a teenager or young child is a black man coming to separate him from his outdated electronics and virus ridden computer that he only uses to search for porn.

naem
May 29, 2011

JamMaster Flash posted:

Americans have less kids these days so having one killed or maimed is a bigger deal than in the old days when it apparently happened all the time.

in my day parents cut us loose on bikes and those who survived the serial killers and pollution were expected to return before the street lights went on

my grandfather was one of 14 children; only 8 survived to adulthood

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




if humans were meant to trunk or treat, they would've been born with trunks

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Honestly I don't blame them for doing this poo poo in a day and age when your neighborhood Republican is ready to send multiple rounds through his own front door because he thinks a teenager or young child is a black man coming to separate him from his outdated electronics and virus ridden computer that he only uses to search for porn.

The alternative is some incel with an AR-15 knows where there are going to be a bunch of kids gathered in a crowded space so he can commit a mass shooting.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Honestly I don't blame them for doing this poo poo in a day and age when your neighborhood Republican is ready to send multiple rounds through his own front door because he thinks a teenager or young child is a black man coming to separate him from his outdated electronics and virus ridden computer that he only uses to search for porn.

lol on my nextdoor this morning someone made an angrypost with the ring video of a kid ding-ding-ditching them

at 7:30pm

on halloween

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

When I pop trunk on them trunk or treaters

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Smugworth posted:

When I pop trunk on them trunk or treaters



Hell yea

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

R.L. Stine posted:

ur supposed to sniff them

And chew on the foil

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Chief McHeath posted:

lol on my nextdoor this morning someone made an angrypost with the ring video of a kid ding-ding-ditching them

at 7:30pm

on halloween

theyre lucky to be alive





possibly both parties

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Smugworth posted:

When I pop trunk on them trunk or treaters


blacks
Aug 31, 2023

by sebmojo
Is this about the goon who lives in his car?

The Top G
Jul 19, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Honestly I don't blame them for doing this poo poo in a day and age when your neighborhood Republican is ready to send multiple rounds through his own front door because he thinks a teenager or young child is a black man coming to separate him from his outdated electronics and virus ridden computer that he only uses to search for porn.

Yes, totally a thing that happens :rolleyes:

Might be time to log off and see what the real world has to offer. It’s not as scary as people here make it seem, I promise.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

My super conservative neighbors just shut off all their lights and put a folding chair at the end of their sidewalk so nobody even thinks about walking up to the house.

This was the best year I think I've ever had for Trick or Treat in my neighborhood. I went through almost all of my candy, which never happens, and we had kids showing up pretty much constantly. Usually it's a rush at the very beginning, then a whole lot of nothing, then a few kids trickling by in the last hour. There was also someone who drove half an hour because their kids really wanted to see our house again, so that was cool.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Genesplicer posted:

I'm old enough to remember when you'd have people handing out home-made popcorn balls, fudge and brownies, and you'd eat them, right then and there. Good times. You had to use a pillowcase, because that damned plastic pumpkin was just too small to hold all the candy, and when you finished your neighborhood, one of the local parents would drive a bunch of you over to the next neighborhood over, so you could continue the plundering.

Beautiful

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


I saw some photos of trunk or treat and it was rows of suvs in a parking lot in the day time :(
Walking outside at night (with parents) is essential to the trick or treat experience.

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Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Buce posted:

I just go wassailing in a mari lwyd outfit for every holiday

(except that true fans call mari the Shrander)

Forum user Bruce i just want it to be known that i understand that reference, i thought i was the only one who had read that book.

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