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gently caress this poo poo, goddamn pussy rear end parents.
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Linux Pirate posted:gently caress this poo poo, goddamn pussy rear end parents. also wtf is this thread even about you incomprehensible motherfucker
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Nov 1, 2023 05:50
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I remember going to one in cali in the late 90s? It was massive with hundreds of cars. You can get so much candy so trade-offs I guess.
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sudonim posted:also wtf is this thread even about you incomprehensible motherfucker Eat my rear end
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Nov 1, 2023 05:51
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I'm putting drugs and guns in all the candy
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Trunk or treat sounds like going around threatening homeowners to either give you candy or be gagged and hogtied and put in the trunk of your car, horrible choice of description imo.
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Nov 1, 2023 05:51
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I agree, OP
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Unfortunately it's the result of car brain 😞
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I just go wassailing in a mari lwyd outfit for every holiday (except that true fans call mari the Shrander) Buce fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Nov 1, 2023 |
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Linux Pirate posted:gently caress this poo poo, goddamn pussy rear end parents. The prototypical “childhood” experiences you had as a child are dead and gone; relics of a forgotten era. There’s no more woods-porn waiting for your son
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Nov 1, 2023 07:18
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the pussification of america
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Nov 1, 2023 07:29
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I don’t know what those church types are handing out. We go to Mall-o-Ween and get candy from the trustworthy corporate stores that only have our best interests at heart.
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Nov 1, 2023 10:11
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the finest lead & cadmium
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Worf posted:the finest lead & cadmium If you don’t want your tamarindos I’ll take them.
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I'll put a treat in your mom's trunk and ruin your Halloween.
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Nov 1, 2023 10:22
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Can I bring my lowrider?
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redshirt posted:Can I bring my lowrider? hit the switches while a bunch of kids dressed like Among Us reach towards the back of your trunk for the full sized candybars, decapitating all of them in unison
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Americans have less kids these days so having one killed or maimed is a bigger deal than in the old days when it apparently happened all the time.
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FENNNNNN TUHHHHH NOLLLLLLL
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Poohs Packin posted:hit the switches while a bunch of kids dressed like Among Us reach towards the back of your trunk for the full sized candybars, decapitating all of them in unison among us is dead and anyone dressing up as among us in 2023 deserves the same fate. in fact you should beat the poo poo out of them first
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Everything is sad
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Linux Pirate posted:Eat my rear end As long as it has candy then sure.
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emSparkly posted:I'll put a treat in your mom's trunk and ruin your Halloween. 
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Szyznyk posted:I don’t know what those church types are handing out. We go to Mall-o-Ween and get candy from the trustworthy corporate stores that only have our best interests at heart. can't even give a kid a proper reach around in those parking lot I bet (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) post probe edit: sorry if the wording in this post made someone uncomfortable, but it probably didn't make you as uncomfortable as that priest molesting me when I was loving six. the words "kid" and "reach around" shouldn't happen in the same sentence but there sure isn't much we're actually doing to stop it from happening in actuality dervival fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Nov 6, 2023 |
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I refinanced my house and took $50,000 to buy candy at Rite Aid. The candy filled up an entire room. Then only one kid showed up on Halloween and was just some smelly teenager. I didn't give him any.
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what do i do my family is diabetic and poor now please help
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Sell some of the candy
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Nov 1, 2023 19:06
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my kids candy dudnt even have any heroin in it im upset
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So you get either a cut down tree or candy? I know fuel prices are up, but
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i went as sexy hunter biden and handed out all the crack pipes i got at the gas station
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someone legit gave my kids some weird rear end frozen premade pb&j sandwiches. wish i knew what house it was so i can set it ablaze
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SIDS Vicious posted:my kids candy dudnt even have any heroin in it im upset Heroin? HEROIN? nobody does heroin anymore gramps
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I'm old enough to remember when you'd have people handing out home-made popcorn balls, fudge and brownies, and you'd eat them, right then and there. Good times. You had to use a pillowcase, because that damned plastic pumpkin was just too small to hold all the candy, and when you finished your neighborhood, one of the local parents would drive a bunch of you over to the next neighborhood over, so you could continue the plundering.
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I too get angry about really pointless poo poo that doesn't impact me at all !!!
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Back in my day id get popcorn balls and homemade stuff too and my parents would throw them out lol
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Old lady gave you a brownie? Not on my watch
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There was this one house that would hand out pennies wrapped in tin foil. What's up with that?
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Genesplicer posted:I'm old enough to remember when you'd have people handing out home-made popcorn balls, fudge and brownies, and you'd eat them, right then and there. Thank you for awakening a memory of young-me choking on a caramel apple I was trying to eat as fast as possible so I wouldn't have to hold it anymore
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