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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I'd make a much better guest on a podcast than you.
Sorry, op, but my decades of doing nothing interesting are much more marketable to this forum.

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Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Grey Cat posted:

I'd make a much better guest on a podcast than you.
Sorry, op, but my decades of doing nothing interesting are much more marketable to this forum.

Cats are professional rat exterminators too

This one just draws horny also

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Songbearer posted:

Cats are professional rat exterminators too

This one just draws horny also

Unless OP is also doing adult work on the side I'd say I have this in the bag.
The rats, that is.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

make a youtube video with the exterminator op. the cross promotion opportunities are unparalleled

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I want to be the unfunny producer that's suddenly on mic all the fuckin time

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


What did you think of the use of emetic poison in the recent Hitman games? In real life would someone dosed with rat poison 100% make it to a bathroom and if so would they be easy to sneak up on to either choke out or drown in the toilet?

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
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Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
Dar Bardron,

Rats giggle in ultrasound when you tickle them, so rats can experience joy. Can rats feel existential fear too?
I'm going to show all 30 seasons of The Simpsons to my pet rat Filbert.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Let's say you have a rat that's about 170 pounds, from a family with a history of mild cardiac issues. What would be the best approach for an amateur pest control enthusiast

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


steinrokkan posted:

Let's say you have a rat that's about 170 pounds, from a family with a history of mild cardiac issues. What would be the best approach for an amateur pest control enthusiast

Have you tried jumping out and saying "boo"?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Ok, that worked. Now, to dispose of a dead rat, do you use a bone saw, or a barrel of acid or what?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



steinrokkan posted:

Hi Brandon,

How is ratt removed?.

Best regards,
Concerned poster

why would you remove ratt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u8teXR8VE4

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



ratt good

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


steinrokkan posted:

Ok, that worked. Now, to dispose of a dead rat, do you use a bone saw, or a barrel of acid or what?

I recommend a large barrel to make a nice rat stew.
Add a little parsley, maybe some red pepper flakes.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Dear Brandon,

How should I handle this situation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQwx1EolD8

Please answer quickly. Thank you.

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The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
Brandon, in a tragic and massive misunderstanding of mob slang, shows up and proceeds to murder sammy the bull on his own podcast.

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