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Hi, My name is Brandon and I work at American Rat Control. I'm reaching out today because I'd love to be a guest on your podcast to talk about pest control topics. I've been working as an exterminator for over 38 years and I've had a lot of success in removing pests from homes and commercial buildings. I can offer your listeners a lot of valuable insights into pest control. I can discuss the latest techniques for natural rodent removal without using chemicals, how much to pay for an exterminator, and DIY techniques for homeowners. I can also share some of my personal experiences and challenges that I've faced in this industry. Learn more about me here. I will cross-promote the blog on my social media channels and to my email list. I look forward to hearing back from you. Thank You, Brandon American Rat Control
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I don't have a podcast but if you do and you want someone to appear on your podcast to talk about pest control topics, I know just the fella.
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Nov 17, 2023 07:03
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Nobody cares until you actually record the podcast, dude
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Nov 17, 2023 07:04
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Should post this in LP, really, this guy sounds like the guest commentator of the decade 
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Nov 17, 2023 07:46
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Jeff why no podcast on why running SA is the worst decision you have ever made
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Nov 17, 2023 07:48
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Hi Brandon, How best to cook rat? And how to get out the taste of rat poison?
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Nov 17, 2023 08:11
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If you're so good at removing pests why are you still here?
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Nov 17, 2023 08:19
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Cringe
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Nov 17, 2023 08:37
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my mom helped an old lady cook a possum once
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Nov 17, 2023 08:39
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Do you have an Arnold swartznegger sound board setup yet? My cousin can hook you up if not.
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Nov 17, 2023 08:41
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I'd love to be on your podcast, Rich. Any other hare brained ideas you're interested in never following through on?
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Nov 17, 2023 09:18
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Rappaport posted:Should post this in LP, really, this guy sounds like the guest commentator of the decade The last time I had the owner of Something Awful on as a guest on one of my LPs he shot himself in the head. Also that's a lie, I never stooped to asking Lowtax to guest comm on any of my videos. Jeffrey's always welcome though.
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Nov 17, 2023 09:23
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I should be less cynical and be a good community member by going along with the bit. Hi Brandon, I'd like to be on your podcast but I'm a registered sex offender. Is that a problemn?
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Nov 17, 2023 09:34
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Pick me, I can go on a podcast and talk about cute things my cats are doing.
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Nov 17, 2023 09:49
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Hi Brandon, How is ratt removed?. Best regards, Concerned poster
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Nov 17, 2023 10:07
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Ask Brandon to do a GBS AMA
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Nov 17, 2023 10:15
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Please tell me how to make rat big and strong
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Nov 17, 2023 10:17
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Dear Brandon. You have the same name as one of the main characters from Beverly Hills 90210. I hope I am the first to tell you this, as I am surely the first to find this fact impressive. Anyway, good luck on finding a podcast to be on. I hear the short stupid muscly dude from Newsradio likes having guests. Perhaps you could lead with the 90210 thing.
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Nov 17, 2023 10:19
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Dear brandonson, I'm afraid to share a website with so many political extremist. I like to have fun with my goon friends but I'm frightened that the insane extremists might get me in trouble with my government and stop me from posting. 
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Nov 17, 2023 10:31
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Reply to him, tell him you are really interested in doing a podcast on pest control but think that controlling rats is really easy and would rather talk to someone more advanced in the profession like a cockroach exterminator or raccoon catcher
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Nov 17, 2023 10:32
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I've been trying to get into new hobbies so I'm intrigued by the promised DIY tips
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Nov 17, 2023 10:36
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Let's go, Brandon!
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Nov 17, 2023 10:58
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I will challenge Brandon to a rat killing contest at the nearest Popeyes.
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Nov 17, 2023 11:02
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Squarespace, easy to build rat killing website
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Nov 17, 2023 11:16
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You know, I've been listening to a podcast by JENNA FISHER and ANGELA KINSLEY, which are two of the actors in the U.S.A. version of the TV show "The Office". It's so sweet. They're both such lovely people and best friends IRL. I'd to have a threesome with Pam and Angela. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 17, 2023 11:24
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why would a podcast about monster truck rallies want a pest exterminator as a guest? come on brandon, think
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Nov 17, 2023 11:27
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Hammerite posted:why would a podcast about monster truck rallies want a pest exterminator as a guest? come on brandon, think We'll let him buy some pop-ups, though.
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Nov 17, 2023 11:30
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Oh sorry I wanted pest control in the sense of leading an army of mice to ravage my enemies’ fields. You probably wouldn’t be a good fit for Warlord Druid Teatime.
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Nov 17, 2023 12:07
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Some say Bryce teh Exterminator is still looking for ratty podcasts to appear on a decade later.
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Nov 17, 2023 12:57
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Dear Brando, Do you perform at birthday parties? Please bring a bucket of rats and 20 child-sized hammers.
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Nov 17, 2023 13:10
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Nigerian princes have fallen on hard times smdh
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Nov 17, 2023 13:43
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Bronson, I don’t have a podcast but I’ve been noticing a large number of shrieking pests in the forums basement…would you suggest filling it with cement as a viable option?
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Nov 17, 2023 14:07
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Hi, He’s obviously more literate than 90% of goons in GBS, so get him an account you stingy bastard. 
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Nov 17, 2023 14:19
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oh, heard this guy on WTF. solid stories of his decades in the biz. would've liked to hear more about the Rat King.
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Nov 17, 2023 14:43
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XJAKK: it is a show season 3 challenge accepted, me and brandon will be watching biker mice from mars
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Nov 17, 2023 15:46
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steinrokkan posted:I've been trying to get into new hobbies so I'm intrigued by the promised DIY tips DIY rat control is my hobby, find your own
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Nov 17, 2023 15:48
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The only I can add is that I remember a lovely front page article (probably by Lowtax) about a series of faux-professional emails about animal control to some oblivious scammer and it started with a bowie knife taped to a spoon and then it culminated in a rusty animal trap slathered in blood in a garage and it was from 2004 so it was also 300x300 pixels and compressed to hell and back and maybe it is for the better I can't find it.
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Nov 17, 2023 16:01
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deep dish peat moss posted:DIY rat control is my hobby, find your own How much EXP do you get per rat
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Nov 17, 2023 16:06
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:How much EXP do you get per rat Ten if we're playing 5e
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BAD AT STUFF posted:Ten if we're playing 5e if we are I cast prestidigitation to make it sound like OP farted
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