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u gonna piss hard or piss whenever
i prefer to wait until i naturally have to piss
i'm gonna hydrate and powerwash the toilet at midnight
i'm more focused on my first poop this year
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Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

BigBadSteve posted:

I just googled this and it doesn't appear to be an actual product, in spite of a small handful of non-asswitness reports. Not available for individual sale anywhere, there's only an "official" website with no contact details or ordering facility, aside from a non-https wholesale "enquiry" webform. Very dodgy. lovely news, I know.

one of you all has a 3d printer, right?

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I'm a bass turd.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Smugworth posted:

hey pal why don't you sit on that turd and twist

I've noticed the increasing irritability and anger in your posts of late. There are good constipation remedies readily available son, you need not stay full of poo poo. :)

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BigBadSteve posted:

I've noticed the increasing irritability and anger in your posts of late. There are good constipation remedies readily available son, you need not stay full of poo poo. :)

Are you joking me?

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

First piss of 2024 or last tug of 2023, which is more important?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

BigBadSteve posted:

I just googled this and it doesn't appear to be an actual product, in spite of a small handful of non-asswitness reports. Not available for individual sale anywhere, there's only an "official" website with no contact details or ordering facility, aside from a non-https wholesale "enquiry" webform. Very dodgy. lovely news, I know.

terrible news for anyone looking for something new to shove up their rear end

122923_2
Dec 29, 2023
as if pissing and making GBS threads is still enjoyable by the year 2024

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

numberoneposter posted:

First piss of 2024 or last tug of 2023, which is more important?

found the Derpies alt

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


ill be turning my first piss of the year into gunpowder for the bullet ill be using to assassinate God.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

flubber nuts posted:

ill be turning my first piss of the year into gunpowder for the bullet ill be using to assassinate God.

Wait for my sign, my son.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


:eyepop:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Junk posted:

i dunno but i got big plans for the first poo poo of 2024



Churro Turd would make an amazing username.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im gonna start saving up right now for an epic 2024 PISS

DONT BREAK THE SEAL

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

super sweet best pal posted:

Churro Turd would make an amazing username.

Spaghetti Turd looks like it would be hard work.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

new years day is approaching, which means it's time to start strategizing for your first piss of 2024


so what are you planning? are you going to let it rip or let it drip? are you a go-getter, planning to hydrate extensively so you can piss right at 12:00:01, or are you relaxed and easy going and just going to wait until the first piss comes naturally? do you use one of the many first-piss tracking apps, or is that too gamified for you?

personally, in the past i have hydrated and ripped a piss right at 12:01, but this year i might hydrate a bit but i'm hoping to have less stress this year so i think i'm going to start the year off right and just wait until i need to piss.

*pisses a messy little split-stream dribbler into OP痴 mouth*

Been eating raw asparagus all day

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Time Has Come.....

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Just took my first piss. All went according to plan.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




decided i'm over pissing and wont be doing it all during 2024. will revisit in 2025

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I don't feel like going far, but I could. Should I go over to Forest HQ1? Down to HQ2? Up the hill? Down the road?

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


on this thread

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I've been trying to stay off the piss for a while, but its newyears, so I had a gingerbread rum with some Eggnogg.

It was fuckin topnotch poo poo.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

*pisses a messy little split-stream dribbler into OP’s mouth*

Been eating raw asparagus all day

There's nothing like a cheeky piss.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I just pissed off the scary wall as usual.

Scary cuz it's like a straight drop down into the void if you were to fall off.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

redshirt posted:

I just pissed off the scary wall as usual.

Scary cuz it's like a straight drop down into the void if you were to fall off.

I値l have what he痴 having.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I知 gonna try to make sure every piss this year is longer than the last piss hopefully by fall I値l be spending most of my workdays pissing at work instead of working at work

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Chief McHeath posted:

I知 gonna try to make sure every piss this year is longer than the last piss hopefully by fall I値l be spending most of my workdays pissing at work instead of working at work

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




that takes some serious cardio

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
using guru meditation techniques i have decided to simply never piss again

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

SniperWoreConverse posted:

using guru meditation techniques i have decided to simply never piss again

Through my Sunlight Diet I can Osmosis away your posions!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
this is a level beyond piss

you can call it poo poo

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

anyone still holding it in?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Everyone knows weg is the piss champ

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

semen retention, bladder stretching, is there any bodily fluid weg isn't obsessively hoarding

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I heard weg has venom sacs

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!
i am very disappointed that Ja'loja is not a choice.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I'm thinking about taking my first piss of 2024 today

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

ive been putting it off

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

i typed that while taking a piss lol

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

ok im going in

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