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new years day is approaching, which means it's time to start strategizing for your first piss of 2024 so what are you planning? are you going to let it rip or let it drip? are you a go-getter, planning to hydrate extensively so you can piss right at 12:00:01, or are you relaxed and easy going and just going to wait until the first piss comes naturally? do you use one of the many first-piss tracking apps, or is that too gamified for you? personally, in the past i have hydrated and ripped a piss right at 12:01, but this year i might hydrate a bit but i'm hoping to have less stress this year so i think i'm going to start the year off right and just wait until i need to piss. Samuel L. ACKSYN fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Dec 27, 2023 |
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Dec 27, 2023 02:48
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In my bed as I sleep OP, as a treat.
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Dec 27, 2023 02:49
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It'll be outside
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Dec 27, 2023 02:51
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i’ve been holding my piss since 2022. i’m days away from completing the pissless 2023 challenge.
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Dec 27, 2023 02:51
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Open wide, OP.
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Dec 27, 2023 02:51
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Open wide, OP.
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Dec 27, 2023 02:57
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Nice and clear with only a slight yellow tinge from being hydrated 
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Dec 27, 2023 02:57
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Open wide, OP.
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Dec 27, 2023 02:58
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i plan to start a piss in 2023 that ends in 2024
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Dec 27, 2023 02:59
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I usually piss out of my rear end but I guess I'll use my cock this one time
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Dec 27, 2023 03:00
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Evis posted:i plan to start a piss in 2023 that ends in 2024 This is the way 
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Dec 27, 2023 03:01
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Open wide, OP. Yup.
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Dec 27, 2023 03:04
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Open wide, OP.
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Dec 27, 2023 03:09
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I piss outside often in wide areas, to mark my boundaries. I will consider this.
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Dec 27, 2023 03:11
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Open wide, OP.
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Dec 27, 2023 03:11
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No option for balancing on my shoulder blades and pissing in my own face, voted goku.
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Dec 27, 2023 03:17
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How can you piss at 12:00:01 when you're meant to be smooching
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Dec 27, 2023 03:48
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You can do both
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Dec 27, 2023 03:48
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if you don't drunkenly piss yourself you wasted your new years
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Dec 27, 2023 03:49
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Pissin' n' Kissin' '24
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Dec 27, 2023 03:56
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I will wake up and pee op
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Dec 27, 2023 04:05
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Thinking of trying the challenge pissing so I can buy a car with no down payment from Big Bill Hell’s.
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Dec 27, 2023 04:21
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Dec 27, 2023 04:22
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Open wide, OP.
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Dec 27, 2023 04:31
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Gonna piss in Forest HQ2
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Dec 27, 2023 06:02
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I'm'a be pissing on Bourbon Street to start 2024.
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Dec 27, 2023 07:17
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It's pretty rare to remember the first piss of the year OP. Hopefully most of it will go in a toilet.
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Dec 27, 2023 07:27
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IM GONNA PISS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 27, 2023 08:39
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I won't wipe the seat so my wife gets a slippery pungent surprise on her rear end. happy new years.
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Dec 27, 2023 08:44
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I'm gonna hold it in for a really long time.
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Dec 27, 2023 08:48
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Gonna print out a large sized pic of the goatman, then cut out the rear end in a top hat part and put it over the toilet seat. Gonna piss in the goatman's rear end for the first piss of the year.
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Dec 27, 2023 16:03
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i'm gonna start to unzip my pants at exactly 11:59:47 so that precisely at midnight my first drop of piss is hitting the toilet bowl
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Dec 27, 2023 16:15
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Think about all the piss unleashed in Times Square exactly at midnight since the city doesn’t provide portapotties. Just so many gallons of piss steaming and freezing on the streets of the world’s finest city.
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Dec 27, 2023 16:19
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Think about all the piss unleashed in Times Square exactly at midnight since the city doesn’t provide portapotties. Just so many gallons of piss steaming and freezing on the streets of the world’s finest city. Also Manhattan is mostly flat, so the drainage is going to be a nightmare.
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Dec 27, 2023 16:32
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probably straight into my own diseased mouth while doing a cool hand stand.
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Dec 27, 2023 16:35
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i will dig a hole and lay myself down such that the hole engirdles my cock and I will Piss into the earth
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Dec 27, 2023 16:42
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Think about all the piss unleashed in Times Square exactly at midnight since the city doesn’t provide portapotties. Just so many gallons of piss steaming and freezing on the streets of the world’s finest city. I went to Times Square once for NYE and it was huge pain in the rear end but the pissing really is the worst, because of course many people are drinking. And you're surrounded by thousands.....
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Dec 27, 2023 16:50
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My new years resolution is to never piss again
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Dec 27, 2023 16:51
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Loden Taylor posted:i will dig a hole and lay myself down such that the hole engirdles my cock and I will Piss into the earth Gonna want to lay a gravel base or perhaps install a complete French drain situation or the earth will likely reject your offering and you’ll walk around looking like you peed your pants all day
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Dec 27, 2023 16:53
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your poll provides a number of potentially overlapping, yet enticing options, op i do prefer to (a) wait until i naturally have to piss, but given the amount that i typically hydrate (lunks know u gotta be on that h2o) i very well might be (b) power washing the toilet at midnight, but really i am (c) more focused on my first poop of the year since my diet has been pretty good and ive been having some of the most splendid shits ever seen from the standpoint of fecal matter, (d) goku
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