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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What are your predictions for 2024?
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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Very very stupid things will happen. Constantly.

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 19:48
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# ? May 7, 2024 23:58
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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
:synpa:

threads will get sniped

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 19:49
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Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
Kissinger and Limbaugh will remain dead.

Not sure if I'll re-up that for 2025; ask me in a year.

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 19:55
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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
More :firstpost:s and :secondpost:s

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 19:55
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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

mannerup posted:

:synpa:

threads will get sniped

its okay buckaroo, you'll hit that target one day :shobon:

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 20:15
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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

OMFG FURRY posted:

its okay buckaroo, you'll hit that target one day :shobon:
looking forward to it in 2024, my new years goal

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 20:16
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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





 Donald Trump will lower my taxes.

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 20:28
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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 Bam Margera will do drugs and crimes and lose visitation with his son WHO IS SIX

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 20:35
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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

neato burrito posted:

Bam Margera will do drugs and crimes and lose visitation with his son WHO IS SIX
I thought he had a master plan worked out where he threatened to keep smoking crack until he dies if he is not allowed to see his son?

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 20:38
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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

 November's gonna be a hell of a month.

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 20:39
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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
AI food

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 21:03
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Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

 drive-by body piercing

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 21:12
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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Lots of visible buttholes in Oscar-bait movies

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 21:19
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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

 We discover Shrimp were actually Aliens all along.

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 21:20
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Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

 2024 is gonna finally be really futuristic. flying/self-driving cars, brains in robot bodies, intergalactic travel, scarcity free society, and a hive supreme human consciousness precipitating a digital nirvana. also the 3 seashells

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 21:20
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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
This will finally be the year the XFL takes off

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 21:25
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Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'
Fully automatic hotdog cannon

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 23:44
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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
the Raiders won't make the dumbest possible decision about coaching

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 23:47
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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

MrQwerty posted:

the Raiders won't make the dumbest possible decision about coaching

Mark Davis? Good luck.

* # ? Dec 31, 2023 23:49
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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

 Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve Featuring Ryan Seacrest will go on, like the sun rising.

* # ? Jan 1, 2024 00:55
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Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

redshirt posted:

We discover Shrimp were actually Aliens all along.

Not that funny

* # ? Jan 1, 2024 01:04
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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Yes it is it was a Futurama episode, professional Comedy

* # ? Jan 1, 2024 01:05
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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
A new color of Mountain Dew will premier



Wizard Master posted:

Not that funny

Don't sign your posts

* # ? Jan 1, 2024 01:06
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123123
Jan 1, 2024

Booty Pageant posted:

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what site u make that at?

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* # ? Jan 1, 2024 01:08
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123123
Jan 1, 2024
 to answer the thread's question: Chappelle's Show

* # ? Jan 1, 2024 01:09
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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Wizard Master posted:

Not that funny

I'll try and be funnier.

* # ? Jan 1, 2024 01:09
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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 i may release a fart from my rear end in 2024. not sure yet, stay tuned. you won't want to miss this one.

* # ? Jan 1, 2024 01:12
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Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

redshirt posted:

Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve Featuring Ryan Seacrest will go on, like the sun rising.
In 2024, it will be revealed that Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly are literally the same person.

* # ? Jan 1, 2024 01:47
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Worf
Sep 12, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Zugzwang posted:

In 2024, it will be revealed that Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly are literally the same person.

For some reason, I thought Carson Daly was dead, but I guess that’s just his career

* # ? Jan 1, 2024 01:52
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Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

 They Are Finally Going to Open the Sealed Vault Inside Jimmy Fallon's Head

* # ? Jan 1, 2024 02:24
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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Worf posted:

For some reason, I thought Carson Daly was dead, but I guess that’s just his career

I think he's probably doing just fine hosting The Voice for the last hundred years

* # ? Jan 1, 2024 02:25
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Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Worf posted:

For some reason, I thought Carson Daly was dead, but I guess that’s just his career

ive never understood why he had a career in the first place. dude is a charisma void. nepo baby maybe?

* # ? Jan 1, 2024 02:27
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010224_4
Jan 2, 2024
 States will deliver on ambitious social equity promises and reimagine “a fair industry”

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* # ? Jan 2, 2024 22:18
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LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
UAP disclosure will happen.

* # ? Jan 2, 2024 22:51
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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
 The simulation runs out of memory.

* # ? Jan 3, 2024 02:44
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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Hackers film 1995 posted:

ive never understood why he had a career in the first place. dude is a charisma void. nepo baby maybe?

His mom was a TV personality and his stepdad was a real estate magnate billionaire

* # ? Jan 3, 2024 02:47
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