What are your predictions for 2024?

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Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; Can't post for 9 hours!

As we say goodbye to another turbulent year and herald in a new one, what are your predictions for world/social events in 2024?

Here are some of mine:
-India continues it's meteoric rise into the next world Superpower
-Biden loses the 2024 election secondary to growing economic and foreign policy issues
-A major studio releases a television show or movie that heavily features AI in it's production

# ? Dec 31, 2023 13:29

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# ? May 7, 2024 08:23

Fatkraken: Jun 23, 2005; Fun-time is over.

rocks fall, everyone dies

# ? Dec 31, 2023 13:36

Take the plunge! Okay!: Feb 24, 2007

Somehow, climate turns out even worse than predicted. But nobody cares and we continue our march to final doom within this century.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 13:38

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

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# ? Dec 31, 2023 13:42

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

gently caress nose

# ? Dec 31, 2023 13:44

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

i think it's the year an american politican/military offical finally gets assissinated for once, i mean it's been awhile and everyone seems to take turns like it's the olympics or something!!

# ? Dec 31, 2023 13:45

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Wherer is Golgo 13?

# ? Dec 31, 2023 13:46

The Bible: May 8, 2010

It'll loving suck, OP.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 13:50

mik: Oct 16, 2003; oh

2024 will the the year of linux on the desktop!

# ? Dec 31, 2023 13:54

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

There'll be more threads posted by Wizard Master

# ? Dec 31, 2023 13:54

Ez8: Aug 5, 2004

The Epstein Island list gets covered up and nothing really comes of it.

Also: VERMIN SUPREME 2024!!!

# ? Dec 31, 2023 14:49

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

Another Olympics will happen this year. Probably in or around Paris this summer.

Also February will be a little longer than usual

# ? Dec 31, 2023 14:52

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

My prediction, OP?

Pain.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 14:53

TURTLE SLUT: Dec 12, 2005

I will finally have sex for the first time

# ? Dec 31, 2023 14:58

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

I'm gonna have another birthday

# ? Dec 31, 2023 14:59

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

Food riots as Costco removes the hotdogs, the churro has already fallen, hope is lost, we feast only on ashes

Oh and someone releases a major movie using AI voice actors trained on dead actors

# ? Dec 31, 2023 15:03

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

tom brady will almost certainly not win the superbowl so things are looking bright

# ? Dec 31, 2023 15:03

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Zugzwang posted:

I'm gonna have another birthday

Me too!
What a crazy coincidence.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 15:08

MoonshineWilly: Feb 7, 2007; Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!

Donald Trump goes to jail and the country does a civil war, or Donald Trump gets elected and the country does a civil war.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 17:19

Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

i'm not going to specify the reason, but marketers across a wide variety of industries will find themselves once again needing to work the phrase "In These Unprecedented Times" into all their copy

# ? Dec 31, 2023 17:53

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

There's going to be a 2025 in spite of everything

# ? Dec 31, 2023 18:22

ChickenHeart: Nov 28, 2007; Take me at your own risk.; Kiss From a Hog

Aliens land in my backyard and give me kickass superpowers for watching their spaceship while they go drinking

# ? Dec 31, 2023 18:25

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

Trump literally says :trumppop:

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH :trumppop:

in one of his many court cases

# ? Dec 31, 2023 18:32

istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Wizard Master and pencilhands come together to stand against the tide of AI-generated bullshit and start the world's last artisanal, hand-written clickbait listicle blog

# ? Dec 31, 2023 18:38

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Baulder's Gate 3 dlc.

Trump dead on the toilet.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 18:47

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Lose my virginity at 47

# ? Dec 31, 2023 18:48

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

March 4th will fall on a Monday

# ? Dec 31, 2023 18:48

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

I will get atleast one boner

# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:01

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

voluminous shits, every day

# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:02

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

The McRib will return

# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:13

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

Somehow, climate turns out even worse than predicted. But nobody cares and we continue our march to final doom within this century.

yea this happens like daily already so im not betting against it

# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:16

erosion: Dec 21, 2002; It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Worse than 2023, better than 2025

So, average :smug:

# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:17

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

climate choom gang :2bong:

# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:17

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

trump will not be charged with any crime, win the 2024 election and start immediately building concentration camps

# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:19

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Junk posted:

trump will not be charged with any crime, win the 2024 election and start immediately building concentration camps

i think we already have camps

# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:25

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

everything will be just great and dandy

# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:27

cumpantry: Dec 18, 2020

Wizard Master posted:

-A major studio releases a television show or movie that heavily features AI in it's production

they already did, check out "The Creator"

# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:28

TURTLE SLUT: Dec 12, 2005

the people in the US will riot against high healthcare costs and will force real change. the toothfairy appears and gives everyone money and it's super cool

# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:31

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Worf posted:

i think we already have camps

you'll need more

# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:31

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# ? May 7, 2024 08:23

Croccers: Jun 15, 2012

I think famous people will die. But more of the cool ones will die and not enough of the lovely hosed ones.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:47

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