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i say "gently caress" in the office
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Look, I know OP isn't being a team player and pulling their weight. But at the end of the day we still need someone down the line to own the solution. This is our cash cow but we don't want to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
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Jan 14, 2024 17:52
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Really facing some serious brain drain here OP.
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redshirt posted:DM me on Slack We say Slack Me
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Jan 14, 2024 17:54
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Click on the hamburger menu in the upper right, or the breadcrumbs link. We’re dogfooding this.
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This off-target hit caught in the screen looks interesting, let's make some chemical matter to explore the space Do we have any extra FTE chemists to put on it? No, but I still think we should go down this road, let's meet in a month to discuss first tier screening funnel design. Are we going to pause any other assay dev activity for a new project? No but this is a really interesting potential entry into a key therapeutic area for the company.
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Are we touching base? Let's do a touch base.
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Chicken Butt posted:Click on the hamburger menu in the upper right, or the breadcrumbs link. We’re dogfooding this. I was once an executive call where two C levels debated for almost 30 minutes on using "eat our own dog food" vs "drinking our own champagne"
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kitty wompus
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I used to work at a company where the CEO constantly talked about "making the trains run on time". got an lol out of that one.
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Jan 14, 2024 19:46
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A HR lady told me today to "pace myself" when I told her how busy I am, does that count?
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hmm, not seeing anyone share their WINSday success stories
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"I've asked you nicely three times already, Geoff! Stop eating my spaghetti left-overs - they're mine!. I'm taking this to HR."
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Jan 18, 2024 05:34
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Is it only here where people started calling "disruptive" anything even slightly positive
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Jan 18, 2024 19:01
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Someone called me Human Capital once. She's dead now. Unrelated.
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Pff posted:Someone called me Human Capital once. She's dead now. Unrelated. Good, you're more of a resource than capital
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Chicken Butt posted:Click on the hamburger menu in the upper right, or the breadcrumbs link. We’re dogfooding this. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LtjzQaFZ3k
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Negostrike posted:Is it only here where people started calling "disruptive" anything even slightly positive actually we are Trusted Disruptors, very important distinction
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'on smoko'
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a small company I worked for got bought by a medium sized company, one that acquired small companies regularly and had an integration team that made the transition smooth for everyone getting them onto the new payroll/benefits/internal social media etc platforms but the medium sized company was bought out by private equity, who then went on to buy several other small companies all at once, leaving my former small company to fend for itself almost as soon as they were acquired with no transition also the bigger company was in the middle of changing over to a new system for pay etc etc themselves, and the integration team employees were suddenly replaced by a new team from the private equity firm and all let go, and they had no idea my small former company hadn’t been like transitioned it was a literal cluster gently caress of acronyms and catchy brand name shittery
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gently caress U!!!!!!!!
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It’s Friday Eve!!
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Kagrenak posted:This off-target hit caught in the screen looks interesting, let's make some chemical matter to explore the space even if they did want to do the development work, you think AD is just going to pull something out of thin air? it'll need to start as FIO characterization before it becomes a CQA loving project managers
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Just posted in Yammer! Share in LinkedIn! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHW58D-_O64
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Let’s ask the stakeholders for a list of deliverables.
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steak holder
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You trackin? And there is only one response, "Like Aragorn on a starless night"
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Well, we have a new champion … "The changes announced today reflect a return to our core principles on resource allocation, such as getting fit on spans and layers as well as focusing on our highest priorities," Wayfair CEO and co-founder Niraj Shah said in the news release. Wayfair lays off over 1,000 employees weeks after CEO told company to 'work longer hours'
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Wayfair has been cratering for awhile now Which is too bad because some of my former coworkers work there
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"getting fit on spans and layers" is certainly a new one for me
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Put a sticky up during the daily wave
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There's this czech guy at work that does a surprisingly good Bubba "Forrest, why did this happen?" line when someone fucks up. I've been on the receiving end a few times and it really stings.
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Smugworth posted:Wayfair has been cratering for awhile now Hopefully their spans and layers were properly fitted.
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did you cop the memo about thinking to or no?
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Smugworth posted:Wayfair has been cratering for awhile now
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