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hey y'all if you work in a meeting factory like me, you've probably heard a bunch of phrases over and over like "level-setting" and "circle back" and "lots of moving parts." just annoying phrases designed to obscure work activities, fill air in a meeting, and cannibalize your time even more I need help making a comprehensive list specifically for the current era, since some terms have fallen out of favor as different here's a small list to start: - "level-setting" - "circle back" - "lots of moving parts" - "value-generating" - "refocus our priorities/resources" - "swarming" - "awaiting confirmation" - "team-oriented" post your least favorite business phrases here
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"soonest" More Like loving Dumbest NO
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Jan 12, 2024 18:07
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Let me circle back to you on that one
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Jan 12, 2024 18:08
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That's a Big Ask and frankly a Heavy Lift
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buy-in
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i hate this thread already
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kalel posted:
you are the most incompetent person I have ever met and are fired and also I hosed your wife
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Look, we just need to get our ducks in a row.
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Jan 12, 2024 18:21
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Let's take this conversation offline.
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Jan 12, 2024 18:23
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You're on mute, Jim
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Jan 12, 2024 18:24
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We should set a time to meet so we can discuss next steps
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i hate this thread already Let's put a pin in that for now
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Jan 12, 2024 18:24
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Let's parking lot that, I don't think the juice is worth the squeeze.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i hate this thread already Is this a success or an opportunity?
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Jan 12, 2024 18:25
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it is what it is IT IS WHAT IT IS
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Jan 12, 2024 18:30
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thread is getting a bit too granular, can we all just take a step back, refocus, and keep things at a high level??
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Jan 12, 2024 18:32
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Gene Ricman posted:thread is getting a bit too granular, can we all just take a step back, refocus, and keep things at a high level?? Yeah let’s not try to boil the ocean here.
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lean
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Jan 12, 2024 18:42
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i think there's some levers we can pull to help
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Jan 12, 2024 19:02
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"showback"
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Jan 12, 2024 19:06
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Yeah but what are our actions items?
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Jan 12, 2024 19:09
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"We need to get all the relevant parties to come to the table right now and synergize."
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Woolwich Bagnet posted:i think there's some levers we can pull to help
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Jan 12, 2024 19:15
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Let's loop in Susan on this.
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Jan 12, 2024 19:16
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"work"
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Grey Cat posted:"work" Utter filth
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Jan 12, 2024 19:19
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happy hump day. slay those queueus.
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glory hole
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I think the question nobody is asking is what's the risk here?
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"from a _____ perspective"
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Thanks for joining the Zoom everyone, I'm glad to see everyone is participating in our organization's Toobin Tuesday!
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Jan 12, 2024 19:28
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We should startisize the following measure-steps in order to not stagnatize our progressization
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Jan 12, 2024 19:30
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I saw a good one yesterday in a job description. They were looking for a good “dot connector”.
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Jan 12, 2024 19:37
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everyone please turn on their cameras
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Jan 12, 2024 19:45
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Let's capture lessons learned and tag-up to incorporate value-add features that don't impact KPCs so we can fast-track through configuration management.
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Jan 12, 2024 19:49
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8:42am BOSS: @here good morning
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'Exchange thoughts'. This deceptive phrase is not an invitation to freely exchange ideas. Translated to conventional English it means something like 'your code is poo poo, and I will repeat this single point for the next two hours in presence of all your coworkers-- unless you promise here and now to start writing code my way.'
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I try to force terminology into my work. I once had someone say 'beefing off' because I kept using it in a specific context.
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Jan 12, 2024 19:58
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I'm beefing off into my chair rn
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Pain point (pain in my rear end)
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