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I work in mysterious ways
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Jan 31, 2024 03:52
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DaysBefore posted:All Massss done in English but with a Boston accent A reading from the book of Tawmmy
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Jan 31, 2024 03:53
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Eat This Glob posted:go one step further and insist that every mass includes at least one quote from the boondock saints each mass must include one guy off in the corner, skanking
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Jan 31, 2024 03:57
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I correct the error of Chalcedon and acknowledge the single nature of Christ, bringing Rome back into the light of Oriental Orthodoxy.
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Jan 31, 2024 04:58
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*put the little hat on for the first time and start hearing the voice of God* It's a monologue about all the mistakes made along the way and the guilt involved and how the dinosaurs were supposed to be the end-all be-all
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Jan 31, 2024 05:27
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Al! posted:the mass should be conducted in god's language; arabic It frequently is! Would be funny though if the pope said when jesus said he came to bring the sword he meant Islam, so I will do that.
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Jan 31, 2024 06:46
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Jan 31, 2024 08:03
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shots making smoke you seeing white smoke cuz i'm the new pope and you outta hope
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Jan 31, 2024 14:29
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Atrocious Joe posted:Already happening in high school my girlfriends mom was one of these, she would spend like four hours at these weird sunday masses, crying and speaking in tongues
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Jan 31, 2024 16:21
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i'm turning my hat into a sick bong
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Jan 31, 2024 16:46
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announcing the church's most desperately needed reform: PopeCoin
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Jan 31, 2024 19:46
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Eat This Glob posted:they still do latin mass. my grandma goes to it. her 90 year old rear end doesn't truck with vatican ii and neither should you She was cool with Catholicism until they got rid of the anti-Semitism.
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Jan 31, 2024 19:48
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hard to think of any good debauchery new to the papacy. the popes got up to some nasty poo poo. pretty funny to be the pope and start fuckin and suckin though, insanely good bit
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Jan 31, 2024 21:49
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my first order as pope is a Baconator and large fries
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Feb 1, 2024 04:33
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REplacing communion wafers with curly fries
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Feb 1, 2024 13:54
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Alright guys, we need to modernize, start moving fast and breaking things, start running this thing like a business, you get it? first thing, we're dumping all this extra real estate we're holding on our books and downsizing staff by 50%. Local pastors can be replaced with an app that will offer eternal salvation for a low monthly subscription fee. And you best believe we're bringing back indulgences with in app purchases.
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Feb 1, 2024 15:34
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Im going to find an antipope and give them a big hug
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Feb 1, 2024 17:08
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Nix Panicus posted:Im going to find an antipope and give them a big hug This will not only destroy the both of you but create one or more new protestant denominations
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Feb 2, 2024 01:08
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Weka posted:This will not only destroy the both of you but create one or more new protestant denominations lol
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Feb 2, 2024 01:14
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white smoke fresh pope gold drip vestement Hail Mary full of grace big rear end hat gently caress out my face smoke piff pontiff king poo poo catholic check this paper papacy bang my block Holy See opp get popped meet st pete (rip)
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Feb 2, 2024 01:54
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Les Os posted:my first order as pope is a Baconator and large fries coke freestyle machine in my pope room for sure also, the vatican cafeteria ONLY serves chocolate milk
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Feb 2, 2024 02:20
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im the Pope
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Feb 2, 2024 06:00
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Lpzie posted:im the Pope I was unaware there was a pope of clowns
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