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sacrament must be actual human blood and flesh. going full castlevania with it. this must be kept secret from the public at all costs
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Jan 30, 2024 06:34
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did the pope die? we need a borgia back in there
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Jan 30, 2024 07:32
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I don’t give a hot gay gently caress what the Cardinals say! MAKE WEED HOLY, DUDE!!!
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Jan 30, 2024 09:59
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we need a Dominican pope, enough with these loving Franciscans
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Jan 30, 2024 10:07
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I just read the name of the rose, that's all I got out of it
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Jan 30, 2024 10:07
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wait, these guys https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dulcinians
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Jan 30, 2024 10:10
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This is a body horror thing? Like Kafka?
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Jan 30, 2024 10:45
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hot drat, oldest bureacratic institution in the history of mankind! i can't wait to gently caress around withn theosophy
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Jan 30, 2024 11:34
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Ive got the pope's claw, the rib, the eye, the heart, and the ring of the fisherman. I'm ready to descend into the Vatican and destroy the pope's curse
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Jan 30, 2024 11:42
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valis was about that
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Jan 30, 2024 11:50
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excommunicate butcher biden
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Jan 30, 2024 11:57
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fill all the censers with weed
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Jan 30, 2024 13:44
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>inventory
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Jan 30, 2024 14:54
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Hatebag posted:>inventory
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Jan 30, 2024 14:59
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The first gamer pope
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Jan 30, 2024 15:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lWLEMv9FI
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Jan 30, 2024 15:02
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the papal inauguration will be... HEADLINED BY BLINK 182?!
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Jan 30, 2024 15:04
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tristeham posted:excommunicate butcher biden make him kneel in the snow for three days, sackclothed
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Jan 30, 2024 15:25
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tristeham posted:excommunicate butcher biden
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Jan 30, 2024 15:26
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how? I was already the pope. am I dead?
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Jan 30, 2024 16:13
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you still have to go to church but you can fall asleep during it. no snoring tho, it's rude
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Jan 30, 2024 16:49
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communion shall now be performed with walnut schnapps, in keeping with recent findings by the Pontifical Academy. it turns jesus really did bleed wine and that's disgusting
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Jan 30, 2024 16:51
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latin mass shall be restored
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Jan 30, 2024 17:11
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lobster shirt posted:latin mass shall be restored in keeping with the tradition of celebrating the mass in a universal language, all liturgies will now be conducted in esperanto
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Jan 30, 2024 17:36
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i release all the lil boys from the basement
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Jan 30, 2024 17:51
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vatican -II
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Jan 30, 2024 17:56
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BULBASAUR posted:i release all the lil boys from the basement they should be in the factories
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Jan 30, 2024 18:15
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My first day as pope showing up in jokerface and a tshirt that says "Magical sky fairies aren't real" using my pope authority to declare the bible to be bronze age manga. Just laughing at all the heads exploding from the logic overdose 
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Jan 30, 2024 18:52
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As Pope, I declareth... tube technology. make it happen.
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Jan 30, 2024 18:55
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Let me blow your minds here. What if...The Pope...was young?
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Jan 30, 2024 19:05
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When you see brown smoke you know the pope did a BM 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Jan 30, 2024 19:32
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Pissing off all the cardinals by asking "How do I issue a fatwa?"
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Jan 30, 2024 19:44
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BigWeirdSashimi posted:Pissing off all the cardinals by asking "How do I issue a fatwa?"
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Jan 30, 2024 19:45
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putting my top guys on the job to get some new heresies cooking. and no limp-dick "was jesus god or merely OF god" bullshit. it's 2024 and we got gently caress all going on, shameful
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Jan 30, 2024 19:47
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me? oh i cant speak directly to god. you want emperor Haile Selassie I for that
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Jan 30, 2024 19:47
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Recognizing Lutherns, but keeping gay marriage illegal
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Jan 30, 2024 19:49
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:As Pope, I declareth... tube technology. make it happen.
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Jan 30, 2024 19:54
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Cindy the SKULL posted:hot drat, oldest bureacratic institution in the history of mankind! i can't wait to gently caress around withn theosophy lol rip lolontee again
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Jan 30, 2024 19:54
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I'd keep everything the same, except I'd let Catholics be Freemasons without being excommunicated. Just to gently caress with people.
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Jan 30, 2024 19:56
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the knights templar are back and this time theyre allowed to gently caress and suck whoever they want
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Jan 30, 2024 20:01
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