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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Thesaurus posted:

From hell's arse I stab at thee('s rectum)

ftfy

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
You humpback humpin' homo whale

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

wesleywillis posted:

You humpback humpin' homo whale

lol i love that song

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Most things in the sea are gay.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Y'all MFs think that the goatman could open his rear end in a top hat big enough to accommodate a whale dong?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

girth? no problem. length? 10 feet might be a bit much even for the goatman

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

i feel like you're the most qualified to comment on this, Dr. Willis, but i will agree with my colleague on the girth vs. length issue

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

i submit the case of mr hands as evidence for my concerns

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I believe we've all seen the 2007 documentary, Zoo

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


animal boners are dangerous.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

It's Raining Whales (Hallelujah)

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


MrQwerty posted:

i feel like you're the most qualified to comment on this, Dr. Willis, but i will agree with my colleague on the girth vs. length issue

Whale dong size is discussed at length (heh) in the research I posted earlier, where they created a penis inflating machine to test them all out

quote:

Most of what I have done are really small — armadillos, rats and mice, voles and other small things — where you just have to have a little syringe and a teeny bit of pressure and you get your erect morphology very quickly,” Kelly explained. The cetacean dongs were “another matter altogether.”

“We’re not talking hand-sized — we’re talking arm-sized, depending on the species,” Orbach added (“We did a killer whale, which was bigger than the table”). So inflating the marine mammal members required creativity. After some preliminary struggles (learning the hard way that plastic carboys are not pressure-rated, for example), Kelly’s final design was a used, $35 beer keg filled with saline and modified to allow her to pump in nitrogen gas to achieve an optimal injection pressure. “That did the trick"

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

whale dick whip-its are some next level poo poo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Thesaurus posted:

Whale dong size is discussed at length (heh) in the research I posted earlier, where they created a penis inflating machine to test them all out

Trick rhymes with dick

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

TrashMammal posted:

whale dick whip-its

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel

Thesaurus posted:

Whale dong size is discussed at length (heh) in the research I posted earlier, where they created a penis inflating machine to test them all out

anxiously awaiting a collab with Corridor Crew Adam Savage for an animation rig to analyze all the articulation modes of the prehensile whale dongs.

frumpykvetchbot fucked around with this message at 10:21 on Mar 3, 2024

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Dixville posted:

Brokeback ocean

lol

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Imagine one whale sodomizing another and the sodomee whale's dick doing a whale meatspin.

Carwash Cunt
Aug 21, 2007

So it may be the case that you are all applauding whale rape.

The bottom whale is discolored and covered in parasites. No way for us to know if consent was given, just may have been too old and sick to stop an assault

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Carwash oval office posted:

So it may be the case that you are all applauding whale rape.

The bottom whale is discolored and covered in parasites. No way for us to know if consent was given, just may have been too old and sick to stop an assault

nope. no one has pointed this out yet at all

Leper Go-getter
Nov 7, 2010
I looked into this and somehow it seems like we don't KNOW the amount a Humpback ejaculates? what the hell are we even doing

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Carwash oval office posted:

So it may be the case that you are all applauding whale rape.

The bottom whale is discolored and covered in parasites. No way for us to know if consent was given, just may have been too old and sick to stop an assault

buddy I've been saying cetaceans should be cancelled for a while now

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Leper Go-getter posted:

I looked into this and somehow it seems like we don't KNOW the amount a Humpback ejaculates? what the hell are we even doing

Whale sex in general is quite unresearched. Lots of good PHD potential.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

wesleywillis posted:

Imagine one whale sodomizing another and the sodomee whale's dick doing a whale meatspin.

knock your eye out? might knock your whole drat head off

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
drat,, how about them whale hogs tho

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Leper Go-getter
Nov 7, 2010
Actually what a couple of same sex Humpback Whales does in the privacy of their ocean matters to me alot
- Weirdo Marine Biologist

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