Do you have a secret stash/hideout?

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

I keep 80 dollars cash in the owners manual of my truck in the glovebox.

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eSports Chaebol: Feb 22, 2005; Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

First Place Cops Looked Was Inside AT-AT

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i keep my stash of gold and a lockpick in a hollow treestump in middle of the town mud pool.

Not anymore pal

# ? Mar 5, 2024 23:10

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

eSports Chaebol posted:

First Place Cops Looked Was Inside AT-AT

The Eye of Ra Sarge!

# ? Mar 5, 2024 23:27

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Smugworth posted:

Not anymore pal

give my drat ring back!

# ? Mar 5, 2024 23:53

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

When I was a kid, I found a bunch of porn in a drainage culvert, and I hid it in the shed in my fam's backyard. We basically neglected the entire backyard, so nobody ever went in there. But my mom started hiring this local guy who was developmentally disabled to mow the weeds and keep stuff pruned. he kept his mower and some other tools in the empty shed, and one day I went out there and my culvert porn was gone. The dude absconded with my stash.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 00:12

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

i keep all my gream tucked deep inside my gringlus

# ? Mar 6, 2024 01:24

Thesaurus: Oct 3, 2004

Rad-daddio posted:

When I was a kid, I found a bunch of porn in a drainage culvert, and I hid it in the shed in my fam's backyard. We basically neglected the entire backyard, so nobody ever went in there. But my mom started hiring this local guy who was developmentally disabled to mow the weeds and keep stuff pruned. he kept his mower and some other tools in the empty shed, and one day I went out there and my culvert porn was gone. The dude absconded with my stash.

Sorry op, had to do it

# ? Mar 6, 2024 05:41

MooRooster: Mar 5, 2024

XYZAB posted:

I use $2 bills as bookmarks. If you hit up my book shelf you might be able to scrounge up enough money for lunch.

I keep my LSD out in the open though.

Remember to keep your acid in a cool and dark environment so it doesn't loose potency

# ? Mar 6, 2024 06:35

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Rad-daddio posted:

When I was a kid, I found a bunch of porn in a drainage culvert, and I hid it in the shed in my fam's backyard. We basically neglected the entire backyard, so nobody ever went in there. But my mom started hiring this local guy who was developmentally disabled to mow the weeds and keep stuff pruned. he kept his mower and some other tools in the empty shed, and one day I went out there and my culvert porn was gone. The dude absconded with my stash.

The developmentally disabled are extremely clever.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 14:42

TunaSled: Jun 4, 2003

MooRooster posted:

Remember to keep your acid in a cool and dark environment so it doesn't loose potency

I have a 15 year old hit of acid in my safe (for emergency reasons), what are the odds that it's still good

# ? Mar 6, 2024 18:56

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

Nigmaetcetera posted:

The developmentally disabled are extremely clever.

iirc, he got in a motorcycle accident without a helmet and that's what caused his condition. He was a chill dude, and it sucked watching the entire neighborhood use him as a walking talking psa on why not to buy a motorcycle.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 19:16