Toxic Mental posted:

i heard that louis ck likes to jack off in front of random women for sexual pleasure. seems like a bad idea.

Cyber Punk 90210 posted:

Louis CK walks into a talent agents office and he says "I got a great idea for a new show!" and the talent agent is like, "sure, let me see it" so Louis unzips his pants looks down, then back at the agent and asks "oh, is it okay if I took my dick out" and the agent gives like this reluctant thumbs up. All the sudden Louis pants are around his ankles, his dick is out - I mean really out. Next he waddles over the door and opens it up.

In walks 3 women and you can tell by the looks of em they're comedy writers. He sits them in some folding chairs and then he starts jerkin off right in front of them and I mean really tuggin on the thing, his face is turnin all kinds of red. Honestly, I wouldn't even call what he's doing masturbation, he's just whaling on a piece of half-turgid muscle. The woman closest to him is so repulsed she starts to puke, she's blowing big chunks all over, it's running down the front of her and on to her lap. That's when Louis scoops up a whole handful of the puke, he starts rubbing it on his dick and chest. He reaches down for more and then he starts eatin it, nows he's eating the puke while jerking off Next thing you know he's making these like real primal grunts. Obviously this is even more disgusting to the woman who vomited and this makes her vomit again. Louis doesn't reach for it this time, this time he pushes his hand deep into his throat and he starts throwin up on her!

This is when the female comedy writers further from Louis, who had just learned they were fired from their jobs as female comedy writers, this is when they lose it and they start barfin all over themselves. Now all the women are crying and throwing up and so is Louis, then a van pulls up and Sarah Silverman gets out and she says to the agent "This actually a really normal thing that friends just do sometimes" and gets back in the van. Almost on cue Louis spins around and throws himself on the agents desk, he's pressing his dick hard hard hard into the desk and his whole body is red. His body starts to shake and he leans back and shoots this huge yellow load on the agents face, just a thick rope of it. It's all over the agents mouth and face and you can see how stunned he is.

Louis, out of breath and covered in cum, sweat and vomit says "Do you like it, we call it The Aristocrats"

Sex Farm posted:

Lol you put effort into this

Cyber Punk 90210 posted:

Louis CK walks into a talent agents office and he says "I got a great idea for a new show!" and the talent agent is like, "sure, let me see it" so Louis unzips his pants looks down, then back at the agent and asks "oh, is it okay if I took my dick out" and the agent gives like this reluctant thumbs up. All the sudden Louis pants are around his ankles, his dick is out - I mean really out. Next he waddles over the door and opens it up.

In walks 3 women and you can tell by the looks of em they're comedy writers. He sits them in some folding chairs and then he starts jerkin off right in front of them and I mean really tuggin on the thing, his face is turnin all kinds of red. Honestly, I wouldn't even call what he's doing masturbation, he's just whaling on a piece of half-turgid muscle. The woman closest to him is so repulsed she starts to puke, she's blowing big chunks all over, it's running down the front of her and on to her lap. That's when Louis scoops up a whole handful of the puke, he starts rubbing it on his dick and chest. He reaches down for more and then he starts eatin it, nows he's eating the puke while jerking off Next thing you know he's making these like real primal grunts. Obviously this is even more disgusting to the woman who vomited and this makes her vomit again. Louis doesn't reach for it this time, this time he pushes his hand deep into his throat and he starts throwin up on her!

This is when the female comedy writers further from Louis, who had just learned they were fired from their jobs as female comedy writers, this is when they lose it and they start barfin all over themselves. Now all the women are crying and throwing up and so is Louis, then a van pulls up and Sarah Silverman gets out and she says to the agent "This actually a really normal thing that friends just do sometimes" and gets back in the van. Almost on cue Louis spins around and throws himself on the agents desk, he's pressing his dick hard hard hard into the desk and his whole body is red. His body starts to shake and he leans back and shoots this huge yellow load on the agents face, just a thick rope of it. It's all over the agents mouth and face and you can see how stunned he is.

Louis, out of breath and covered in cum, sweat and vomit says "Do you like it, we call it The Aristocrats"

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

A one man show with a lot of heart and a little humour too.

Nooner posted:

Nooner's hot Louis CK take:

If your coworker asks you if it's okay to whip out their junk and masturbate in front you, you shouldn't really be surprised when they do it if you say "yes"

But you really shouldn't be asking your coworkers if it's okay if you whip out ur junk and masturbate in front of them in the first dang place

Luvcow posted:

louis ck is the new nude shrek

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Test me I dare you

Luvcow posted:

nude louis ck but green?

Luvcow posted:

nude louis ck but green?

Smugworth posted:

Serious_Cyclone posted:

How Louis CK pinched his left testicle

Cyber Punk 90210 posted:

Louis CK walks into a talent agents office and he says "I got a great idea for a new show!" and the talent agent is like, "sure, let me see it" so Louis unzips his pants looks down, then back at the agent and asks "oh, is it okay if I took my dick out" and the agent gives like this reluctant thumbs up. All the sudden Louis pants are around his ankles, his dick is out - I mean really out. Next he waddles over the door and opens it up.

In walks 3 women and you can tell by the looks of em they're comedy writers. He sits them in some folding chairs and then he starts jerkin off right in front of them and I mean really tuggin on the thing, his face is turnin all kinds of red. Honestly, I wouldn't even call what he's doing masturbation, he's just whaling on a piece of half-turgid muscle. The woman closest to him is so repulsed she starts to puke, she's blowing big chunks all over, it's running down the front of her and on to her lap. That's when Louis scoops up a whole handful of the puke, he starts rubbing it on his dick and chest. He reaches down for more and then he starts eatin it, nows he's eating the puke while jerking off Next thing you know he's making these like real primal grunts. Obviously this is even more disgusting to the woman who vomited and this makes her vomit again. Louis doesn't reach for it this time, this time he pushes his hand deep into his throat and he starts throwin up on her!

This is when the female comedy writers further from Louis, who had just learned they were fired from their jobs as female comedy writers, this is when they lose it and they start barfin all over themselves. Now all the women are crying and throwing up and so is Louis, then a van pulls up and Sarah Silverman gets out and she says to the agent "This actually a really normal thing that friends just do sometimes" and gets back in the van. Almost on cue Louis spins around and throws himself on the agents desk, he's pressing his dick hard hard hard into the desk and his whole body is red. His body starts to shake and he leans back and shoots this huge yellow load on the agents face, just a thick rope of it. It's all over the agents mouth and face and you can see how stunned he is.

Louis, out of breath and covered in cum, sweat and vomit says "Do you like it, we call it The Aristocrats"

Nooner posted:

Nooner's hot Louis CK take:

If your coworker asks you if it's okay to whip out their junk and masturbate in front you, you shouldn't really be surprised when they do it if you say "yes"

But you really shouldn't be asking your coworkers if it's okay if you whip out ur junk and masturbate in front of them in the first dang place

Nooner posted:

Nooner's hot Louis CK take:

If your coworker asks you if it's okay to whip out their junk and masturbate in front you, you shouldn't really be surprised when they do it if you say "yes"

But you really shouldn't be asking your coworkers if it's okay if you whip out ur junk and masturbate in front of them in the first dang place

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Lotta Louis ck threads lately for some reason