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Louis CK walks into a talent agents office and he says "I got a great idea for a new show!" and the talent agent is like, "sure, let me see it" so Louis unzips his pants looks down, then back at the agent and asks "oh, is it okay if I took my dick out" and the agent gives like this reluctant thumbs up. All the sudden Louis pants are around his ankles, his dick is out - I mean really out. Next he waddles over the door and opens it up. In walks 3 women and you can tell by the looks of em they're comedy writers. He sits them in some folding chairs and then he starts jerkin off right in front of them and I mean really tuggin on the thing, his face is turnin all kinds of red. Honestly, I wouldn't even call what he's doing masturbation, he's just whaling on a piece of half-turgid muscle. The woman closest to him is so repulsed she starts to puke, she's blowing big chunks all over, it's running down the front of her and on to her lap. That's when Louis scoops up a whole handful of the puke, he starts rubbing it on his dick and chest. He reaches down for more and then he starts eatin it, nows he's eating the puke while jerking off Next thing you know he's making these like real primal grunts. Obviously this is even more disgusting to the woman who vomited and this makes her vomit again. Louis doesn't reach for it this time, this time he pushes his hand deep into his throat and he starts throwin up on her! This is when the female comedy writers further from Louis, who had just learned they were fired from their jobs as female comedy writers, this is when they lose it and they start barfin all over themselves. Now all the women are crying and throwing up and so is Louis, then a van pulls up and Sarah Silverman gets out and she says to the agent "This actually a really normal thing that friends just do sometimes" and gets back in the van. Almost on cue Louis spins around and throws himself on the agents desk, he's pressing his dick hard hard hard into the desk and his whole body is red. His body starts to shake and he leans back and shoots this huge yellow load on the agents face, just a thick rope of it. It's all over the agents mouth and face and you can see how stunned he is. Louis, out of breath and covered in cum, sweat and vomit says "Do you like it, we call it The Aristocrats"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OQfYnmnE-Q
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 04:47 |
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 05:00 |
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I'm Louis CK and I'm here to say I like to flap my wang and make you look all day gimmieashownow
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 09:15 |
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This is peak comedy: And, of course, can't forget this thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3840402
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 09:35 |
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i heard that louis ck likes to jack off in front of random women for sexual pleasure. seems like a bad idea.
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 09:43 |
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Toxic Mental posted:i heard that louis ck likes to jack off in front of random women for sexual pleasure. seems like a bad idea. Let’s hear from the other side of this issue.
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 10:05 |
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Cyber Punk 90210 posted:Louis CK walks into a talent agents office and he says "I got a great idea for a new show!" and the talent agent is like, "sure, let me see it" so Louis unzips his pants looks down, then back at the agent and asks "oh, is it okay if I took my dick out" and the agent gives like this reluctant thumbs up. All the sudden Louis pants are around his ankles, his dick is out - I mean really out. Next he waddles over the door and opens it up. Lol you put effort into this
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 10:35 |
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louis ck posts are up 120% in GBS year on year. its the place to post #jointheconversation
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 10:45 |
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A one man show with a lot of heart and a little humour too.
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 12:55 |
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Sex Farm posted:Lol you put effort into this Hardly. I rested my hands on my keyboard and thought of my muse, Louis Szekely, and my fingers practically moved on their own
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 16:33 |
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Nooner's hot Louis CK take: If your coworker asks you if it's okay to whip out their junk and masturbate in front you, you shouldn't really be surprised when they do it if you say "yes" But you really shouldn't be asking your coworkers if it's okay if you whip out ur junk and masturbate in front of them in the first dang place
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 16:39 |
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Cyber Punk 90210 posted:Louis CK walks into a talent agents office and he says "I got a great idea for a new show!" and the talent agent is like, "sure, let me see it" so Louis unzips his pants looks down, then back at the agent and asks "oh, is it okay if I took my dick out" and the agent gives like this reluctant thumbs up. All the sudden Louis pants are around his ankles, his dick is out - I mean really out. Next he waddles over the door and opens it up. didn't read
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 16:41 |
Lotta Louis ck threads lately for some reason
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 16:43 |
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He's getting a lot of exposure
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:03 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:A one man show with a lot of heart and a little humour too.
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:11 |
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mods asleep at the wheel while the louis ck army posts thread after thread, drowning out all other discourse, meanwhile users flock to other subforums with no relief in sight
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:12 |
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Nooner posted:Nooner's hot Louis CK take: Ummm sorry "Nooner" comedy is meant to be subversive so if I am subverting your right for me to not whip my clothes off and flap my meat gremlin at you it is actually really funny?
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:14 |
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louis ck is the new nude shrek
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:16 |
Luvcow posted:louis ck is the new nude shrek Test me I dare you
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:17 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Test me I dare you nude louis ck but green?
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:19 |
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Luvcow posted:nude louis ck but green? wouldn't be beat red, like Alex Jones?
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:21 |
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Luvcow posted:nude louis ck but green? please don't dox my A3o account
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:21 |
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Someone's going to nail his rear end to a cross if he keeps acting this way!
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 18:05 |
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 18:05 |
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How Louis CK pinched his left testicle
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 18:59 |
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Serious_Cyclone posted:How Louis CK pinched his left testicle gingerly
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 19:33 |
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Cyber Punk 90210 posted:Louis CK walks into a talent agents office and he says "I got a great idea for a new show!" and the talent agent is like, "sure, let me see it" so Louis unzips his pants looks down, then back at the agent and asks "oh, is it okay if I took my dick out" and the agent gives like this reluctant thumbs up. All the sudden Louis pants are around his ankles, his dick is out - I mean really out. Next he waddles over the door and opens it up. You are no Hakan but thats still p. darn good. You get my 5.
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 19:37 |
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What's szeckle doing with his schmekel?
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 19:40 |
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Back in ‘Nam he wouldn’t have lasted a day “Lulu” we would’ve called him. You think you can jerk it surrounded by mosquitos? Well, you can, but it’s ruff
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 19:46 |
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BREAKING NEWS: Louis CK has stroke on stage
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 20:29 |
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And then another one!
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# ? Mar 7, 2024 16:15 |
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Aye, there's the rub.
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# ? Mar 7, 2024 17:28 |
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a good aristocrats bit
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# ? Mar 7, 2024 18:47 |
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Nooner posted:Nooner's hot Louis CK take: I work from home
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# ? Mar 7, 2024 18:49 |
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Nooner posted:Nooner's hot Louis CK take: Uh oh a lot of instances he wasn't just a coworker, he was someone who had seniority and could help decide who is hired or fired. If one's boss is asking you if he can jack off around you, any 'yes' uttered is immediately compromised. Tig Notaro doesn't speak to him anymore, and he executive produced her show. But he also called her wife and masturbated on the phone during a business call, while pretending he wasn't. StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Mar 7, 2024 |
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Jokes on him tho, Tig is now uber rich and hangs out with Ellen, and he's always gonna be a circuit comedian trying to book shows to keep making rent. Even with the Grammys, he's never getting back to the 'Secret Life of Pets' level of fame.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Lotta Louis ck threads lately for some reason he must be getting really popular. theres alwasy some new trend with the kids these days
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