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redshirt posted:Maybe. They gave me some long technical term for it but I forgot it and don't care, because as soon as I learn "no treatment possible" I just stop caring about it and go on with my life. Hey. Hey you. I have a replacement 4K copy of Fury Road I'm going to be watching tonight. If this one skips even once then I'm cursing your hair to all immediately turn gray. Pray that it works properly.
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Mar 25, 2024 11:16
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And 80mph in a 20mph zone. It's okay tho, she always points out it's because she can't really the signs, heck, she can barely see the road officer!
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Mar 25, 2024 11:54
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...! posted:Hey. Hey you. It worked perfectly. redshirt is spared from the gray hair curse... for now
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My dome is shaved due to a bald spot that made any hairstyle I attempted look like rear end from any angle that wasn't right in front of me, but I have found some white hairs in my beard, so I'm just awaiting the day it goes full Santa.
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Mar 25, 2024 14:01
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Smugworth posted:Grey Cat drives 20mph in a 40mph zone Grey Cat tried to reverse her car but it was in drive and she panicked and held the accelerator down thinking it was the brake and destroyed her neighbour's garden gnome and Sylvanian Families collection
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KennyMan666 posted:My dome is shaved due to a bald spot that made any hairstyle I attempted look like rear end from any angle that wasn't right in front of me, but I have found some white hairs in my beard, so I'm just awaiting the day it goes full Santa. That day... is today! Surprise! 
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Internetjack posted:You should try out a receding hairline. Terrifying stuff. My hairline never receded. It just kinda thinned out evenly up top until I was bald. However, my facial hair has a lot of grey in it, and my chest hair has a few grey hairs but not many.
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...! posted:No, I don't
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Instead of my hair turning grey my eyelashes grow and multiply exponentially. The air resistance and weight is now so severe that each blink requires monumental muscle power which exhausts me for several minutes. The only way to keep going is to force my eyelids open with toothpicks and clear a 40ft space in front of me at all times so the colossal fan of air that results from a single blink does not shatter windows and send vehicles flying
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my eyebrows are expanding faster than my hairline is retreating ha ha losers, I will never go bald!
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Klyith posted:my eyebrows are expanding faster than my hairline is retreating lol you have two get unified scrub
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Grey Cat is heavily invested in for-profit healthcare, the arms industry, and petroleum and votes for like-minded politicians
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Klyith posted:my eyebrows are expanding faster than my hairline is retreating You will soon be entirely eyebrow
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my brows have never been very impressive, rather sparse. my sister has Mia Goth eyebrows. but these days i am having the occasional EXTREMELY long eyebrow hair popping up and i am convinced they are possessed of a malevolent intelligence.
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uber_stoat posted:my brows have never been very impressive, rather sparse. my sister has Mia Goth eyebrows. but these days i am having the occasional EXTREMELY long eyebrow hair popping up and i am convinced they are possessed of a malevolent intelligence. But are they gray Also, let's stay on topic and start posting black cats, people 
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...! posted:But are they gray anyone posting black cats will be reported and punished severely. The title clearly indicates this is a thread about grey cats with grey hair
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Grey Cat goes to the hospital for coffee to hang out and talk with the other old people who show up for coffee
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Smugworth posted:anyone posting black cats will be reported and punished severely.  I changed the topic a while back. Pay attention and post black cats
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Wait you can get coffee at the hospital? This sounds pretty convenient to hang with my peers and if I have an accident I'm already at the hospital.
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I did not notice how quickly I had began aging until one day I dropped my pen on the floor and had to stoop to pick it up. Heard something pop in my hip and the next thing I knew I was on the floor. Sure enough my entire leg had detached itself away from my pelvis, the tendons and ligaments having long crumbled to dust and the impact of hitting the floor shattered the glass-like bones of my lower body sending shards of razor sharp ivory firing through me like a shotgun blast, out the other side obliterating my other leg and several statues of ceramic doves I kept on my mantelpiece. As I writhed leglessly on the cold floor I made another desperate attempt to reach my pen but my arm muscles shook violently with the effort until they cramped up entirely, curling in on themselves like snails until they'd shift up towards the nape of my neck and then break away into two thin tyres which rolled to opposite sides of the room. Legless and armless I thrashed my way over to the pen in a blind fury and grabbed it in between my brittle teeth which cracked apart like a delicious Werthers and with the last of my strength I wrote STILL LESS OLD THAN GREY CAT LOL on a piece of unfinished crosshatch that had fallen to the floor in the commotion before expiring from Ancientitis
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Songbearer posted:I did not notice how quickly I had began aging until one day I dropped my pen on the floor and had to stoop to pick it up. Heard something pop in my hip and the next thing I knew I was on the floor. Sure enough my entire leg had detached itself away from my pelvis, the tendons and ligaments having long crumbled to dust and the impact of hitting the floor shattered the glass-like bones of my lower body sending shards of razor sharp ivory firing through me like a shotgun blast, out the other side obliterating my other leg and several statues of ceramic doves I kept on my mantelpiece. Shoulda had Life Alert newb
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Grey Cat told me I was going to hell for not going to church today
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Smugworth posted:Grey Cat told me I was going to hell for not going to church today The Jeebus will give you salt-and-pepper hair for your sins.
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Songbearer posted:I did not notice how quickly I had began aging until one day I dropped my pen on the floor and had to stoop to pick it up. Heard something pop in my hip and the next thing I knew I was on the floor. Sure enough my entire leg had detached itself away from my pelvis, the tendons and ligaments having long crumbled to dust and the impact of hitting the floor shattered the glass-like bones of my lower body sending shards of razor sharp ivory firing through me like a shotgun blast, out the other side obliterating my other leg and several statues of ceramic doves I kept on my mantelpiece. Skill issue
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Smugworth posted:Grey Cat told me I was going to hell for not going to church today I'll put up with a lot of lies and slander but I draw the line at this one. Me and satan go way back to 1724.
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This thread is closed for lack of black cats 
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Smugworth posted:Grey Cat told me I was going to hell for not going to church today uhhhh grey cat is right op. shoulda put in an appearance
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Grey Cat posted:I'll put up with a lot of lies and slander but I draw the line at this one. Me and satan go way back to 1724. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjNtFMzthwQ
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...! posted:This thread is closed for lack of black cats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh3BaRNI5WA 
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