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That's right, I, Grey Cat, have grey hairs now. That means I'm officially old. My life as a young person is over so just cart me off to the old folks home already. My entire life is now everyone else's problem so watch out: I'm going to start using early bird specials. I'm going to register as a hard right conservative. I'm going to sit out front and get mad at kids riding their bicycles referring to them as riffraff and hoodlums. "KIDS THESE DAYS!" I yell as I shake my fist  And you better believe I'm going to drive 20 under the speed limit from now on. I am now accepting questions on my grey hairs and cool new nickname suggestions that fit my aging appearance such as "grandma" and "that old person."
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can I have your stuff when you crumple into dust in a year or so?
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Revins posted:can I have your stuff when you crumple into dust in a year or so? Great, they're coming for my will already like vultures. Yeah sure, I'll start taking names. We can spin a wheel to see which of my meager possessions goes to which goon.
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Mar 6, 2024 21:27
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Dang this forum is old
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on the positive side, using grey hairs as ingredients will exponentially increase the power of certain wiccan rituals
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Mar 6, 2024 21:46
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Worf posted:Dang this forum is old It's probably time to enter a partnership with AARP to offer discounts on forum purchases.
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Mozi posted:on the positive side, using grey hairs as ingredients will exponentially increase the power of certain wiccan rituals I like the way you think. Time to get a few spell and potion books.
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Mozi posted:on the positive side, using grey hairs as ingredients will exponentially increase the power of certain wiccan rituals Yeah, if you pull all of them out, there’s even a spell that gets rid of all your gray hair
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I think it makes you look distinguished op
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Mar 6, 2024 21:49
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I think it makes you look distinguished op 
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Mar 6, 2024 21:50
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When my beard started coming in grey a few years ago, it was the final guarantee that I'd never get carded again. OR SO I THOUGHT. Thanks for the ego boost, teenage cashier at Safeway!
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Mar 6, 2024 21:50
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lol pwned
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Mar 6, 2024 21:53
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Stryder posted:When my beard started coming in grey a few years ago, it was the final guarantee that I'd never get carded again. OR SO I THOUGHT. they legally have to card everyone, grandpa
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Mar 6, 2024 21:54
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Stryder posted:When my beard started coming in grey a few years ago, it was the final guarantee that I'd never get carded again. OR SO I THOUGHT. Hell yeah! I definitely don't look old enough to not be carded yet, but I have have been not carded a couple times regardless. 
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I think the only social media you can use now is facebook
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Mar 6, 2024 21:55
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I have gray hair on my balls OP
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Mar 6, 2024 21:56
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The Bramble posted:I think the only social media you can use now is facebook Time to queue up my autoban thread I guess. Toxic Mental posted:I have gray hair on my balls OP drat, get a load of this old geezer. I don't have grey pubic hair yet so I guess I have a second thread to make a few decades from now.
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Mar 6, 2024 21:59
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i get grey hairs in my beard and every now and then one of them is pure white and super thick like a legit whisker
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I'd ask what archaic form of communication do you cling to, but you're posting on the forums so it's the forums
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You should try out a receding hairline. Terrifying stuff.
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Lol, how very fitting. Froghammer posted:I'd ask what archaic form of communication do you cling to, but you're posting on the forums so it's the forums  Internetjack posted:You should try out a receding hairline. Terrifying stuff. I sure hope I don't have a receding hairline within the next 40 years. If I do I'm just going to shave all my hair off. Nobody wants to see lady looking like friar tuck.
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Grey Cat called me a slur from the 1950s
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Smugworth posted:Grey Cat called me a slur from the 1950s For the last time I said weeaboo!
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Goongrats, gray cat, you're on your way to getting your own Barbie. Or an Oscar. Or maybe you have to get both? I'm not sure how this graying business works.
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Mar 6, 2024 22:46
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QQ noob
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Rappaport posted:Goongrats, gray cat, you're on your way to getting your own Barbie. Or an Oscar. Or maybe you have to get both? I'm not sure how this graying business works. I'll never be this successful at this rate. I've wasted too much time!
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nickname suggestion: Medusa But The Snakes Are Grey
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Grandalf the Grey
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The Silver Menace
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argent assassin
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I started going grey in high school and by the time I was in my mid twenties my hair was peppered with tonnes of them. It rules honestly.
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You should start a golf cart or mobility scooter gang with the other greys.
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Edgar posted:You should start a golf cart or mobility scooter gang with the other greys.  
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My beard grows in dark red with a little saltiness. I keep it short and it looks cool as hell. Too bad about the rest of my face and body but you gotta work with what you got.
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ya old gently caress
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Edgar posted:You should start a golf cart or mobility scooter gang with the other greys. Sure, we'd have to have a cool name though, like the mongooses.
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Grey hairs are like ants: If you have one you have a thousand.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Grey hairs are like ants: If you have one you have a thousand. I'm sure there's more somewhere I can't see. The few I've found coming in are on the side of my head that's usually shaved but I've been growing it out. They're thicker and whiter, kinda weird. I'm sure in another growth cycle or two they'll pop up all over my head.
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If they're not obvious they're probably on your back.
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