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i'll throw out the spike strip! *leans out the window and throws spike strip forwards*
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Mozi posted:i'll throw out the spike strip! *leans out the window and throws spike strip forwards* KQCHUNGQ HQNGUNQQBQY QGQW Way to go Jr Lt Mozi!
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Chief has asked me to keep this between us, Alpha Squad. We're gonna need some hard core racing and other driving stuff. Please respond if you are willing to drive or do roadie work or even like back office stuff
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I’m gettin’ too old for this poo poo! *turns off radio and reclines seat*
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My name is A.C.! You know who I am, goddamn it!
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Bonzo posted:My name is A.C.! You know who I am, goddamn it! AC lets meet at the 32nd and 4th Diner at 1900
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Bonzo posted:My name is A.C.! You know who I am, goddamn it! A.C. This crime is bigger than I thought. It goes all the way to the top. We're talking presidential levels of corruption! "But chief, this means... the operation is based in..." Yes, A.C. D.C.
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Yeah copy that we are currently enroute following J Smith to 42... 41.... 41 St and 44 Lane
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Wait a second. The Dunkin drive through is empty. We got a minute, we can catch up
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*holds up a newspaper and pretends to read when the subject looks back*
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*Takes a sharp left
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Seven Adam Fifteen - unable to resume operation. Need to poo poo and also pee pee. Over.
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Nobody Interesting posted:Seven Adam Fifteen - unable to resume operation. Need to poo poo and also pee pee. Over. Gosh dang it Doug!
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Mar 13, 2024 01:10
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B.C Five - Pursuit currently delayed. Geese crossing the road. Please advise.
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Mar 13, 2024 01:10
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Poo is coming out. Negative on the pee so far. Over.
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Lean into it dammit! The suspect is getting away!
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*Yeah, Control, we've lost him. Got anything on helicopter or satellite? Over.
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all car chases eventually end up in the LA river. No exceptions!
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Mar 13, 2024 18:04
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Have tied a GoPro to a goose. Camera G1 shows suspect heading northbound on 41st.
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1-Adam-12 tailing a car matching the description. One 1997 Toyota Camry license plate charlie alpha tango zulu four niner seven seven. Please advise. Hey, since you’re driving the squad car, you can be Malloy and I’ll be Reed! Dude, we are not Adam-12 and we’re just patrolling. There is no car; what the gently caress are you talking about? And that show went off the air nearly fifty years ago. Alright, then we are Emergency! You can be DeSoto and I’ll be Gage. To Rampart Hospital! … I’m getting a psych eval for you when we get back to the station.
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Detective Jenkins you're turning into a penguin, stop it!
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"Drive casual!"
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"Drive casual..." Bah, they dont know I'm a loose cannon on deck, I only know how to drive one way and that is WILD! I grumble as i pull a cigarette out of the pack with my mouth. Detective Jenkins, having completed his transformation into a penguin sits in the passenger seat. He nods, reaches over and lights my cigarette with a lighter held in both flippers.
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oops I hit a pedestrian. I was totally in pursuit though so this is gonna be washed from my record right yeah I'm still like 15 miles away though
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Oh god pinecone's in the muffler! Abort! ABORT!
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Buddy_Cthulhu posted:Have tied a GoPro to a goose. Camera G1 shows suspect heading northbound on 41st. By god my favorite donut shop is on 41st. We need to wrap this up quick...
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Hey suspect!
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