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We are in silent pursuit of California plate 42069, over.
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Mar 12, 2024 20:46
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Oh yeah some kind of SUV, possibly grey
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Mar 12, 2024 20:48
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10-4. 42069 huh? We got us a comedian on our hands fellas, see if we get get some laughs out of them before we bring'em in
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Mar 12, 2024 20:50
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*runs over a pedestrian*
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Mar 12, 2024 20:50
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Not so close you idiot.
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Mar 12, 2024 20:50
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Dibs on the ganja if they're holding!
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Mar 12, 2024 20:51
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is this part of the redshirt extended universe? the same universe that the stakeout existed in? this will be important for how i reply.
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Mar 12, 2024 20:53
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Drive casual!
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Mar 12, 2024 20:53
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*flips safety off right before driving over a pothole*
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Mar 12, 2024 20:54
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I say we close off the highway and call in an artillery strike.
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Mar 12, 2024 21:03
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Stop at the next Arbys or Danvers, need a french dip.
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Mar 12, 2024 21:04
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Will you put down the binoculars, Steve, and act casual? We’re supposed to be tailing this guy, not acting like we’re with the Audubon Society, for gently caress’s sake. Yeah, but what if the suspect really does think we’re with the Audubon Society, Phil? Huh?? … I can’t with you right now, Steve.
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Mar 12, 2024 21:04
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Do you have that Creedence Greatest Hits tape?
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Mar 12, 2024 21:06
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Do we use a butt plug or just attach the tail to their belt, chief?
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Mar 12, 2024 21:09
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Smugworth posted:Do we use a butt plug or just attach the tail to their belt, chief? We do it by the numbers Smugworth, your reckless rear end got Division down here and hot on all of us you son of a bitch.
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Mar 12, 2024 21:12
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Dispatch be advised, suspect is a poster. Repeat: suspect is a poster. Hold back on goatse deployment.
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Mar 12, 2024 21:15
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Suspect just ~casually~ rolled a stop sign! God I can't wait to bring this bastard in
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Mar 12, 2024 21:22
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Suspect seen walking. At 4th and Drucker he turns left, at Drucker and 4th he turns right, he crosses MacArthur Park and walks into a great sandstone building. He hit his nose.
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Mar 12, 2024 21:24
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Holy poo poo Captain, the suspect is driving down the highway the wrong way... and somehow he's convinced everyone else to do it too! I'm gonna fire through my windscreen to try and disperse them!!
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Mar 12, 2024 21:24
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I'm going to shake the K-9's cage a lot to get him really loving pissed before we set him on the suspect.
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Mar 12, 2024 21:26
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Suspect on foot! I'm in hot fursuit!!! NO CAPTAIN I DIDN'T MISPEAK THIS IS MY TRUTH
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Mar 12, 2024 21:32
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* CUMSHOTS FIRED
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Mar 12, 2024 21:32
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*Heartrate goes up to 140 BPM when the vehicle stops*
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Mar 12, 2024 21:33
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Is this going to be a prolonged thing? 12 year olds in Fortnite ain't gonna frag themselves and someone has to show'em how its done
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Mar 12, 2024 21:37
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Seven Adam Fifteen, your collateral damage count is too low. Direct car to the curb pronto
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Mar 12, 2024 21:37
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Nobody Interesting posted:Seven Adam Fifteen, your collateral damage count is too low. Direct car to the curb pronto I traded the steering wheel for some Nike jordans earlier (so i can chase down foot mobiles faster), I can not comply, repeat, I can not comply with that order, suggest alternate course of action
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Mar 12, 2024 21:39
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GyverMac posted:I traded the steering wheel for some Nike jordans earlier (so i can chase down foot mobiles faster), I can not comply, repeat, I can not comply with that order, suggest alternate course of action Head over to the east side and gas up, and CHILL OUT!
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Mar 12, 2024 21:41
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Actually you if you want free gas you got to be at at the Pier by 8
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Mar 12, 2024 22:10
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When we start shooting could you guys let me get a few off first? I haven't gotten a chance to kill anybody, like ever.
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Mar 12, 2024 22:15
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*buys a cup of coffee and then quickly tosses it out the side window as I hit the siren*
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Mar 12, 2024 22:18
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SUSPECT PULLING OVER. APPROACHING VEHICLE NOW. *taps car window* Now you gotta chase me! Chase me chase me chase meeee!! Tee hee hee! *giggles and skips back to police cruiser, trips over, starts crying*
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Mar 12, 2024 22:18
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Songbearer posted:SUSPECT PULLING OVER. APPROACHING VEHICLE NOW. lmao
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Mar 12, 2024 22:21
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(Continental accented announcer voice:) We'll return to the exciting adventures of "Murderer, Out!" after a word from the Giant Sub Boys. (blues guitar tune) It's summer and the rays are fleeting *cat cry*! Catch some subs off the coast! *whale sounds*. Now, buy one regularly priced 12" Giant Boy and receive half off your next purchase the next time you feel a crash! *klaxon* This summer at Sub Boys you'll be fat and happy! *possibly walrus sounds, like a wet grunt. purely speculation based on context.* We here in the studio do thank the Giant Sub Boys and the Giant Products Conglomerate for choosing our dramas to showcase their fine products and services. Why I am a Giant Hair Peel man myself, just like my father before! Now back the the exciting conclusion of: (shouted from afar) Murderer! Out! *organ swells*
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Mar 12, 2024 22:23
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AKA Pseudonym posted:When we start shooting could you guys let me get a few off first? I haven't gotten a chance to kill anybody, like ever. Officer please clarify - you said you wanted to get the suspect off before we start shooting?
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Mar 12, 2024 22:23
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"Alpha Bravo sector one reporting in."
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Mar 12, 2024 22:28
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Nobody Interesting posted:Seven Adam Fifteen, your collateral damage count is too low. Direct car to the curb pronto *Arranges cardboard boxes along side of the road for next high speed event* It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
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Mar 12, 2024 22:31
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who leaked this to the press, they spotted the helicopter
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Mar 12, 2024 22:36
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Hold on, just... poo poo. Okay, I got G R _ _ E and one turn left, any ideas? You missed the turn, btw.
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Mar 12, 2024 22:41
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Suspect is hatless, repeat hatless
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Mar 12, 2024 23:03
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We put a satellite tracker on their ridiculous sports car so we'll be able to follow them all through these Tokyo highlands.
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