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I heard that one of the janitors on the boat smoked a joint a couple years ago so it was probably him that caused it.
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wesleywillis posted:And then a giant rear end container ship hosed up the Baltimore key Bridge. Hardcore ship on bridge action. Cargo ships gone wild!
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I just don’t know why we let boats near bridges jn the first place. Why didn’t the boat just go around it?
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wesleywillis posted:I heard that one of the janitors on the boat smoked a joint a couple years ago so it was probably him that caused it. The MSM has been completely silent on the outcome of the boat's drug test too.
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In 1992, that boat groped me
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the guy who built the bridge must feel pretty embarrassed that a boat could destroy it with such ease. i bet he texts his other bridges every day to make sure they're ok
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Gutcruncher posted:I just don’t know why we let boats near bridges jn the first place. Why didn’t the boat just go around it? They should build a bridge for the boat so it can go over the bridge without hitting it. Science!
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what do we even need bridges for now that we all have high speed internet
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fbi already released their report
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R.L. Stine posted:fbi already released their report This does not confirm UFO's, but does not outright refute them either.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:what do we even need bridges for now that we all have high speed internet They refuse to release the 3D printers with fumes safe for a studio because they know it would shut down global commerce.
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goatface posted:They refuse to release the 3D printers with fumes safe for a studio because they know it would shut down global commerce. it's already possible to 3D print sex arses, so I'm not sure why we even need these boats anymore.
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frumpykvetchbot posted:it's already possible to 3D print sex arses, so I'm not sure why we even need these boats anymore. they never turn out as voluptuous when you make them at home
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Bad Purchase posted:they never turn out as voluptuous when you make them at home I'm going to start a company called MySexArse as I hear there is a factory and some unemployed folk familiar with latex foam here in the states.
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with your imagination you can gently caress anything. im sucking my toilets dick right now
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smoobles posted:enough time has passed that I feel comfortable admitting it: Smoobled again.
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Bad Purchase posted:they never turn out as voluptuous when you make them at home we have sex arses at home
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R.L. Stine posted:with your imagination you can gently caress anything. im sucking my toilets dick right now If you weren’t supposed to gently caress your toilet it wouldn’t have a ballcock now would it?
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Escape Goat posted:we have sex arses at home I have arse sex in a bed with my wife
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wesleywillis posted:I have arse sex in a bed with my wife Sir this is a thread about a bridge
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Smugworth posted:Sir this is a thread about a bridge I have sex with a bridge with my wife. Well, I did before a certain jealous boat came along. 
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back in the day you could gently caress a bridge for 99 cents. now you're lucky if you find one under $50, and when you do the goddamn thing collapses. no, no. i'm an isthmus man now.
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R.L. Stine posted:back in the day you could gently caress a bridge for 99 cents. now you're lucky if you find one under $50, and when you do the goddamn thing collapses. no, no. i'm an isthmus man now. It's inflation. Around here you are lucky to get a handy from a two lane country bridge for $50. It's a least 4 figures to go down on a fancy city bridge with huge spans.
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R.L. Stine posted:fbi already released their report CONFIRMED: the bridge was vaxxed
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dsf posted:CONFIRMED: the bridge was vaxxed MRNA shedding caused the shidding of the boat's engines.
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frumpykvetchbot posted:MRNA shedding caused the shidding of the boat's engines. Jewish Space Lasers, anyone? The ship blacked out due to the EMP, not engine failure.
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Did they rebuild the bridge yet what's taking so long
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I hear they're gonna rebuild it using the metal on site already: the remains of the container ship.
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yea they fixed it but it isn't the same. not a good roadfeel. won't be using it
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Why not just get a hover conversion done to your lame bridge-dependent ground car? It's TYOOL 2024 for gently caress's sake.
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