Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
technology:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


mark: (see: briscoe)

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

gorilla position: a backstage position where the person directing the show sits on their haunches, thumping their chest to convey displeasure with the wrestling

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Kip Up: The real name of pro wrestler Billy “Daddy rear end” Gunn

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


American Nightmare: the 2024 election :yowie:

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

crow sting: tiredness after a long flight

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
red means green: common driving advice from tag team legends the Hardy brothers and the Usos

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

surfer sting: getting mad on/mad at the internet
nwo sting: a psychosomatic illness believed to be caused by 5G phone signals at the WWE performance centre
criss-cross: getting through a whole show without recourse to drugs or alcohol
chris-cross: derogatory name for cm punk

Trying fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Apr 9, 2024

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


cum truck: when two wrestlers run into each other with a shoulder barge as a challenge of strength & spirit, commonly accompanied by a yell of "come, truck me", as a reference to it being like 2 large trucks colliding

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

fez_machine posted:

technology:


lol

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

DDT: A chemical compound used as an insecticide, it also has the unfortunate side-effect of mutating some heartier insects into human-shaped, super intelligent versions of themselves. See also: The Colony.

Orange Cassidy: A popular drink backstage, sort of a "cousin" to the Lime Rickey.

Chuck Taylor: Shoes worn by some wrestlers when traditional wrestler boots (also known as Roddy Strongs) are a little too lovely and little for you.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Popping the Boys: finishing move of ROH wrestler Dalton Castle


Taking Bumps: popular pasttime for wrestlers travelling between towns involving vandalising rental cars


Blown Spots: unfortunate side-effect of steroid use

Blasmeister fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Apr 9, 2024

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

real estate sting: what real estate phil feels

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Smarks: short for "skidmarks," a common happening for grapplers who choose to compete in tight trunks

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Botch: A derogatory term for a move stolen from the repertoire of pioneering Professional Wrestler Karl Gotch, short for "B-Tier Karl Gotch"
Carried: Very literal! When a Wrestler physically lifts another Wrestler to move them to a different part of the ring, it's said that they "carried them" through the match (even if it was just for a second).
Cheap Heat: A feature of venues with superior HVAC systems.
Enhancement Talent: Wrestlers who are clearly using steroids
Finisher: How Wrestlers refer to dessert after a big meal
Go-Home: What you're supposed to do after the show. Sometimes Wrestlers have to remind the audience about this.
Hard Cam: A special kind of camera that has been reinforced so that it doesn't break if accidentally hit with a Wrestling Move
Workrate: The quantifiable amount of calories burned by the Wrestlers in the course of a match.

A Fancy Hat posted:

Chuck Taylor: Shoes worn by some wrestlers when traditional wrestler boots (also known as Roddy Strongs) are a little too lovely and little for you.

Perfect

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Being "On" the gas: the wrestler responsible for filling up the tank on a road trip

Gearing Up: acquiring higher quality wrestling kit before a big match

Whirling Candy: providing anabolic steroids and HGH to the wrestlers in back

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Sliced Bread #2 - naan

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Tiger Driver 98 - coveted 1998 edition of the Tiger Driver action figure

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Montreal Screwjob
infamous 1997 incident involving the greater Montreal Carpenter Union local 316 and the Molson Centre non-union maintenance staff on the use of regulation flat undercut screws in the accounting office floor molding instead of Truss head style screws.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Shovel: Implement made famous by Paul "Triple H" Levesque via burials.
Bury, Burial: Willfully ignoring problematic elements, e.g. your sexpest father-in-law and his still employed cronies.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
JTIAC: A common abbreviation found in text messages between AEW wrestlers. Stands for "Jesus, Tony is a cokehead"

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


"Duck one"
One wrestler pointing out to another wrestler to "check out that duck over there!"

"Duck two"
Same as above but "check out those TWO ducks over there, I think they're a mated pair."

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
The International: when a wrestler is banned from America for visa violations

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
International Objects: can't even say foreign any more, because of woke 😔

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply