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lot of new faces due to the excitement of wrestlmania so I propose we make a repository of modern insider wrestling fan terms for newbies/lapsed fans: e-fed: a fan only familiar with mainstream American wrestling sexton hardcastle: a wrestler must spend six nights in low quality motels before their next day off shoot: a double-legged takedown worked himself into a shoot: a man falling over his own feet cmftr: short for “cum farter,” a term of endearment gimmick (noun): the noun form of gimmick (verb) blue kane: to umask (ie make nude) your face
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babyface: the face a fan makes when they are unhappy with a result heel: the thing retired professional wrestler Tony Atlas really likes tweener: the thing professional wrestler Austin Theory really likes
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 13:03 |
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Mark: my friend I watch wrestling with every week Smark: A furry little cat dude who hangs out with Lion-O A Fancy Hat posted:tweener: the thing professional wrestler Austin Theory really likes
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 15:22 |
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work: what i avoid doing by posting on here all day
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 18:03 |
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the drizzling shits: when the sprinkler system is hooked up to the septic line and it's triggered by pyro by accident
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 18:07 |
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Going Broadway: when a match slows down to allow wrestlers to vocally communicate the story to each other and the audience, often accompanied by exaggerated dance-like movements.
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 18:22 |
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Blading: when a wrestler (or manager) comments on motherfuckers trying to ice skate uphill
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 18:26 |
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Outlaw Mudshow: side effect of a Z-pack
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 18:35 |
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Missile Assault Ant: blew up a bus full of children in Zimbabwe.
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 18:40 |
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Dusty Finish: When you’re watching a wrestling show at the armory and the A/C turns on and blows a bunch of crud out of the vents that’s been sitting there for a few months. Face Turn: When you look in a different direction during a match, because 2 drunk guys are shoving each other in the crowd. Pop: What you drink during a show if you’re abstaining from alcohol Re-sign and resign: Both can (and should!) be used interchangeably. Such as “Matt Hardy just resigned with AEW” or “Matt Hardy just re-signed with AEW”
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 18:44 |
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the iggy synonym for the office
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 18:46 |
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Spotfest: what wrestlers see after taking an unprotected head shot.
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 19:05 |
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SLOM: "So, like our match?" A common question for wrestlers to ask the audience during a bout to confirm that they're doing a good job. Turn: Later subtitled "Washington's Spies," this was a period historical drama about espionage during the American Revolutionary War. Starring Jamie Bell, the series ran for 4 seasons on AMC from 2014-2017. Going Over: What the mountain climber ("Hans") does in the Price is Right game "Cliff Hangers" if the contestant overestimates the cost of the item. You don't want that to happen!
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 19:33 |
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A schmozz is just carny-speak for a wrestler's nose
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 20:44 |
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That Dang Dad posted:A schmozz is just carny-speak for a wrestler's nose Following on this, a Spotfest can occur after one of those is punched.
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 20:51 |
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Iggy: give me it
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 20:54 |
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Indie: A wrestling promotion that exclusively operates indoors Kayfabe: A Pokémon from one of those generations that I skipped. They're Normal/Fairy, I think. The Book: Every wrestling company is required to keep a large, leather-bound vellum tome where all matches and results are recorded for posterity. "Having The Book" is a position of great responsibility that can drive lesser minds mad, and The Book must always be defended against unscrupulous wrestlers who want to rewrite its contents to change the past.
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 21:25 |
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The M.U.T.A Scale It stands for Mavens Undertaker Tossing Ability. It for judging wrestlers exits during only during the royal rumble
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 21:32 |
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Chickenwing: A derisive term for a wrestler who doesn't get booked for matches but always shows up to eat chicken wings in catering.
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 21:44 |
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"Dirtsheet": derogatory term for obsessive insider wrestling fans. refers to the severe untenable lack of cleanliness of their living conditions and personal hygiene
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# ? Apr 8, 2024 21:56 |
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Freebird rule; show your pecker no problem
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 02:43 |
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The Pencil: Lulu
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 02:46 |
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Going into business for oneself: when a wrestler makes enough to retire and invests their earnings in a startup company
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 02:51 |
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Iggy: also known as The Office The Office: A hit American sitcom
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 02:54 |
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Catch wrestling: Lucha Libre
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 02:56 |
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Pro Wrestling: An upgraded version of wrestling capable of running some matches at a steady 60fps at 1080p or with a variable frame rate at 4k.
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 03:03 |
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Jobber: a lighthearted term for anyone who’s working that night Midcarder: In the old days, wrestlers would play cards to pass the time before a show. If the show started while you were dealing, the game became “stuck in the midcard”, and anyone playing was a “midcarder”. Premium Live Event: A money laundering scheme Squash Match: The annual Halloween match that always involves a pumpkin, also known as a squash or gourd
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 03:16 |
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Thunder Dome: A bald wrestler
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 03:17 |
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I'm fairly sure the Iggy is a skeleton based poster on these fine forums
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 03:18 |
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fez_machine posted:Thunder Dome: A bald wrestler I'm also fairly sure that this means really fast, very hard head
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 03:18 |
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Worked Shoot: A double leg take down that transitions into a submission or similar wear-down hold.
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 03:19 |
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Fire Russo: You may hear this chant pop up during some shows from both WCW and TNA. It’s referring to “Fire Russo”, a very popular wrestler who would get “fired up” by the crowd and was famous for being wildly unpredictable in the ring. WCW: World Class Wrestling. It made a million mistakes and was always bad, eventually destroyed when HHH drove a tank to a show and scared everyone so bad they signed with the underdog, WWF. WWF: Former name of WWE, they had to change it after a panda was injured in the ring and they spent so much money they couldn’t afford the F any more and had to downgrade to an E. TNA: Tits N rear end Wrestling, also the containment zone of Scott Steiner for many years.
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 03:23 |
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fez_machine posted:Catch wrestling: Lucha Libre Alternatively, what The Miz doesn’t do
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 03:40 |
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ring psychology: having an operatic, wagnerian quality FMW: a regrettable period in video game wrestling history attitude era: spacetime coordinate system for match choreography
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 04:45 |
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Blading: Doing a vampire gimmick.
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 05:27 |
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Majinfoose posted:I'm also fairly sure that this means really fast, very hard head It's a bald wrestler with very strong cardio that can run around the ring at high speeds.
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 05:31 |
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fake diesel: feinting a run fake razor: a blood capsule JethroMcB posted:Indie: A wrestling promotion that exclusively operates indoors lol Trying fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Apr 9, 2024 |
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Play : Adjective, Activity common among big boys
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 06:19 |
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carny: joint malady brought on by excessive travel corny: alzheimer’s/dementia fake kane: republican in name only shoot style: dressing up in your fanciest ring gear lore of the fiend: nonsense talk of a habitual cocaine user
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W*ING style: japanese chicken restaurant equivalent of Ribera, frequented by Jon Moxley hard cam: photo angle used for crowd estimates receipt: proof of purchase, burned to deny ownership of wrestling merchandise King's Road: long meandering 20+min tale, as narrated by the 'wizard of schnoz' Triple H four pillars: coke, weed, beer, somas - the 'four pillars' of 80s/90s wrestling Erin M. Fiasco posted:Going Broadway:
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